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Title: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 04:09:49 PM
Mine appears to be utterly fvcked.  noooo:

It gets werse as you get older but this is ludicrous. I justr found a wheelbarrow in my hall and wondered where it came from  redface:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2013, 04:10:49 PM
BM fixed the wheel for you.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 04:11:47 PM
No wonder it is gubbbed then  noooo:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2013, 04:13:59 PM
That is what you get when dealing with BM.  noooo:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2013, 04:23:40 PM
You remember my AFFS......... evil:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2013, 04:29:54 PM
You remember my AFFS......... evil:

Nope.  noooo:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2013, 05:01:49 PM
Mine appears to be utterly fvcked.  noooo:

It gets werse as you get older but this is ludicrous. I justr found a wheelbarrow in my hall and wondered where it came from  redface:

Next thing you'll be finding a wheelbarrow in your hall and wondering where it came from.  noooo:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2013, 05:02:30 PM
Mine appears to be utterly fvcked.  noooo:

It gets werse as you get older but this is ludicrous. I justr found a wheelbarrow in my hall and wondered where it came from  redface:

Next thing you'll be finding a wheelbarrow in your hall and wondering where it came from.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 05:03:50 PM
Mine appears to be utterly fvcked.  noooo:

It gets werse as you get older but this is ludicrous. I justr found a wheelbarrow in my hall and wondered where it came from  redface:

Next thing you'll be finding a wheelbarrow in your hall and wondering where it came from.  noooo:

I just did  eeek:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2013, 05:05:04 PM
Mine appears to be utterly fvcked.  noooo:

It gets werse as you get older but this is ludicrous. I justr found a wheelbarrow in my hall and wondered where it came from  redface:

Next thing you'll be finding a wheelbarrow in your hall and wondering where it came from.  noooo:

I just did  eeek:

He told you so.
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2013, 05:06:08 PM
Mine appears to be utterly fvcked.  noooo:

It gets werse as you get older but this is ludicrous. I justr found a wheelbarrow in my hall and wondered where it came from  redface:

Next thing you'll be finding a wheelbarrow in your hall and wondering where it came from.  noooo:

I just did  eeek:

He told you so.

Did I?
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2013, 05:08:17 PM
Mine appears to be utterly fvcked.  noooo:

It gets werse as you get older but this is ludicrous. I justr found a wheelbarrow in my hall and wondered where it came from  redface:

Next thing you'll be finding a wheelbarrow in your hall and wondering where it came from.  noooo:

I just did  eeek:

He told you so.

Did I?

Not too sure. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 05:11:19 PM
NURSE!
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 31, 2013, 06:08:08 PM
Mornington Crescent
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 06:08:39 PM
Oh dear. I have just put a film on. Flipped through the credits and can't tecall what it is. I am gubbed  sad24:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2013, 07:11:34 PM
Who are you?
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2013, 07:13:50 PM
Errrrrrr

This is awful,  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: boogs on August 31, 2013, 07:34:29 PM
Welcome to my werld  eeek:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2013, 07:40:32 AM
Oh dear. I have just put a film on. Flipped through the credits and can't tecall what it is. I am gubbed  sad24:

Dambusters!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2013, 07:49:19 AM
It's bound to be a Bond  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2013, 10:56:53 AM
Get one of those memory foam mattress........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2013, 11:09:44 AM
Get one of those memory foam mattress........ Thumbs:
lol:   and  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2013, 11:31:39 AM
Get one of those memory foam mattress........ Thumbs:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:

You should start a short-term memory thread too!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Just One More on September 01, 2013, 01:01:09 PM
 drumroll:  drumroll:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Landlady on September 01, 2013, 03:11:10 PM
Write memory jog notes to yourself in the talcum powder  whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2013, 07:09:07 PM
Five mins ago I noticed there wasa film on the telly box that I fancied watching. I cannot recall what it was  Banghead   I am determined to remember it without checking.

This is getting ridiculous  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2013, 07:12:16 PM
Five mins ago I noticed there wasa film on the telly box that I fancied watching. I cannot recall what it was  Banghead   I am determined to remember it without checking.

This is getting ridiculous  cussing: cussing:

Damnbusters........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2013, 07:12:51 PM
Five mins ago I noticed there wasa film on the telly box that I fancied watching. I cannot recall what it was  Banghead   I am determined to remember it without checking.

This is getting ridiculous  cussing: cussing:

Damnbusters........ rubschin:

+1  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2013, 07:14:24 PM
It's horrid  sad24:   I keep repeating myself, even to myself. Weird really  noooo:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2013, 07:15:05 PM
Five mins ago I noticed there wasa film on the telly box that I fancied watching. I cannot recall what it was  Banghead   I am determined to remember it without checking.

This is getting ridiculous  cussing: cussing:

Damnbusters........ rubschin:

+1  Thumbs:

Watch out for that nigger.........
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2013, 07:15:39 PM
It's horrid  sad24:   I keep repeating myself, even to myself. Weird really  noooo:

have you seen Nick today...?
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2013, 07:32:02 PM
Flight 93  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2013, 11:38:10 AM
I forgot about this.......
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2013, 11:47:07 AM
about what?
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 11:48:55 AM
Who are you all...
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2013, 12:42:30 PM
Have we had lunch yet?
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 12:46:57 PM
What day is it ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2013, 01:02:53 PM
This is the Gr censored: censored: en website isn't it
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Landlady on September 03, 2013, 01:55:33 PM
Time for everyone's medication I think  whacky115
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: GROWLER on September 03, 2013, 05:27:06 PM
Christ on a bike!
I'm catching it too now. sad32:

Just been to me unit/nest where me car and and lickle caravan live, to put me wheel back on the caravan to move it, through all the security stuff, leccy gates and bollards, alarm switched off, opens tailgate to get me tools out and............forgot to bring the wheel from G Towers! Angry9:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2013, 05:30:51 PM
Christ on a bike!
I'm catching it too now. sad32:

Just been to me unit/nest where me car and and lickle caravan live, to put me wheel back on the caravan to move it, through all the security stuff, leccy gates and bollards, alarm switched off, opens tailgate to get me tools out and............forgot to bring the wheel from G Towers! Angry9:

Still need pics of the "van".....
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: GROWLER on September 03, 2013, 05:34:46 PM
Christ on a bike!
I'm catching it too now. sad32:

Just been to me unit/nest where me car and and lickle caravan live, to put me wheel back on the caravan to move it, through all the security stuff, leccy gates and bollards, alarm switched off, opens tailgate to get me tools out and............forgot to bring the wheel from G Towers! Angry9:

Still need pics of the "van".....

Wanna buy it? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2013, 05:36:26 PM
Christ on a bike!
I'm catching it too now. sad32:

Just been to me unit/nest where me car and and lickle caravan live, to put me wheel back on the caravan to move it, through all the security stuff, leccy gates and bollards, alarm switched off, opens tailgate to get me tools out and............forgot to bring the wheel from G Towers! Angry9:

Still need pics of the "van".....

Wanna buy it? :thumbsup:

Some geezer here is importing statics ... rubschin:  but bastard expensive,,,
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2013, 09:37:14 AM
I did some online shopping yesterday.

All manner of strange stuff is arriving  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2013, 10:21:53 AM
I did some online shopping yesterday.

All manner of strange stuff is arriving  Shrugs:

Obviously you are back to you old self.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 10:23:47 AM
I did some online shopping yesterday.

All manner of strange stuff is arriving  Shrugs:

Any wheelbarrows...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Landlady on September 12, 2013, 11:02:15 AM
I did some online shopping yesterday.

All manner of strange stuff is arriving  Shrugs:


Please explain your definition of strange Nick - probably may be different to ours  whistle:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 11:17:34 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2013, 11:18:49 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Friday.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 11:19:55 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Friday.......... rubschin:

Pan fried?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: boogs on September 12, 2013, 11:23:45 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Friday.......... rubschin:

Pan fried?  rubschin:

What sausages rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 11:26:06 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Friday.......... rubschin:

Pan fried?  rubschin:

What sausages rubschin:

I seem to remember I was surrounded by idiots....not sure where they have gone though.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: boogs on September 12, 2013, 11:27:27 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Friday.......... rubschin:

Pan fried?  rubschin:

What sausages rubschin:

I seem to remember I was surrounded by idiots....not sure where they have gone though.  rubschin:

Prolly bed  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2013, 11:29:45 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Friday.......... rubschin:

Pan fried?  rubschin:

What sausages rubschin:

I seem to remember I was surrounded by idiots....not sure where they have gone though.  rubschin:

You left them in the mirror shop.  whistle:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 11:32:10 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Friday.......... rubschin:

Pan fried?  rubschin:

What sausages rubschin:

I seem to remember I was surrounded by idiots....not sure where they have gone though.  rubschin:

You left them in the mirror shop.  whistle:

So after I left, they were still looking at themselves.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2013, 11:36:27 PM
And the Nick award for spurious logic goes to Baldy.  whistle:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 11:51:30 PM
And the Nick award for spurious logic goes to Baldy.  whistle:

Will he deliver it or do I need to order it online?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2013, 11:56:27 PM
Nick will deliver, along with the celebratory fireworks....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 15, 2013, 04:25:10 PM
I had forgotten that the VP existed.  cloud9:

Has Nick had a lorry load of bananas delivered?
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: apc2010 on September 15, 2013, 04:26:13 PM
I had forgotten that the VP existed.  cloud9:

Has Nick had a lorry load of bananas delivered?

Miss C........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 04:28:42 PM
I had forgotten that the VP existed.  cloud9:

Has Nick had a lorry load of bananas delivered?

No, he ordered bananas but strangely a mahoosive load of slurry arrived.....  whistle:

Good to see you...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Just One More on September 15, 2013, 05:03:39 PM
 Party001:  Party001:  Party001:   Miss C  cloud9:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 15, 2013, 05:19:46 PM
 cloud9: Good to be back.  Had a couple of relapses;. evil:  I was not best impressed.  Well at least I would not have been best impressed if I could remember in any detail what had happened. noooo:

I do believe that my short term memory is completely f@@ked.
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 06:12:47 PM
cloud9: Good to be back.  Had a couple of relapses;. evil:  I was not best impressed.  Well at least I would not have been best impressed if I could remember in any detail what had happened. noooo:

I do believe that my short term memory is completely f@@ked.

But how is your short term memory...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2013, 06:20:20 PM
Whose? rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 06:25:42 PM
Whose? rubschin:

Whose what...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2013, 06:26:15 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 06:27:50 PM
Shrugs:

Is this about togas like...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2013, 06:29:46 PM
Mine is at Sketchleys. It got ruined last weekend noooo:  Those Latvian Triplets  noooo:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 06:32:10 PM
Mine is at Sketchleys. It got ruined last weekend noooo:  Those Latvian Triplets  noooo:

What is...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2013, 06:38:42 PM
The goat, you mong
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2013, 06:43:21 PM
What's a goat?
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 06:45:27 PM
The goat, you mong

Of course! doh:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2013, 06:57:40 PM
The goat and the LT's have great fun here, but messy noooo:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 07:01:41 PM
The goat and the LT's have great fun here, but messy noooo:

Wot are LTs...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2013, 07:02:53 PM
Some sort of double decker buses I think rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 07:12:27 PM
Some sort of double decker buses I think rubschin:

Are they like Boris Buses...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2013, 07:16:09 PM
Very bendy  eyes:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2013, 09:28:14 PM
Very bendy  eyes:

Like BM, soft in the middle  whistle:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2013, 09:57:31 PM
Very bendy  eyes:

Like BM, soft in the middle  whistle:

 lol: lol:  drumroll:
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 05:16:38 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Short term memory
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 16, 2013, 07:44:41 AM
Very bendy  eyes:

Like BM, soft in the middle  whistle:

 lol: lol:  drumroll:

BM? Is that boiled mints? Or summat else . . . .