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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on August 21, 2007, 05:33:37 PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm)
Two and a half years for ripping off a man's testicle ....... she apparently was slightly annoyed with her boyfriend , grabbed his equipment and pulled 'hard' , ripping it off completely. scared:
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
Don't think it will 'live with her' as much as poor old Geoff though. Ouch shocked003
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Well, looking on the bright side I guess that?s one less thing to scratch? whistle:
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But how can he get a "cannon" when playing Pocket Billiards?
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But how can he get a "cannon" when playing Pocket Billiards?
rubschin: No cannon, no in-off? rubschin:
Still, that?s one less thing to scratch? whistle:
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Still, that?s one less thing to scratch? whistle:
Or to clean if you were Snoopy eyes:
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Still, that?s one less thing to scratch? whistle:
Or to clean if you were Snoopy eyes:
Well yes, of course? cleaning went without saying? redface:
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Give me a Bonio and you can have a lick too.
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Give me a Bonio and you can have a lick too.
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Give me Bono and he can have a lick too.
Always suspected you had a sneaky admiration for the self professed Saviour of the planet eatarrow:
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rubschin:
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http://www.poster.net/bono/bono-photo-bono-6205467.jpg
rubschin:
I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here. evil:
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http://www.poster.net/bono/bono-photo-bono-6205467.jpg
rubschin:
I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here. evil:
Is he gay then?
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I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here. evil:
You might get put down for that kind of anti socialism behaviour lol:
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http://www.poster.net/bono/bono-photo-bono-6205467.jpg
rubschin:
I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here. evil:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload2.postimage.org%2F378130%2FSnoopybites.jpg&hash=09d0c29bf1389c09b9d90eca3b6476223f01900a) (http://upload2.postimage.org/378130/photo_hosting.html)
point:
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I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:
" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "
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I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:
" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "
shocked003
Moved how far????
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I dunno.. he must have a hell of a sack on him.. eeek: rubschin:
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I dunno.. he must have a hell of a sack on him.. eeek: rubschin:
Well he has now... ;)
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I think we need a second opinion eyes:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsimg.bbc.co.uk%2Folmedia%2F655000%2Fimages%2F_655207_election300.jpg&hash=e49ed7cc3553093f06509a6817a70b4f9b11478d)
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I think we need a second opinion eyes:
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Bloody hell ? that is a big sack!
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rubschin:
worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:
He has saved us from Carbon Dioxide.
NOT
Daft egotistical Irish scrotebag
In a kindly way
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I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:
" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "
To where?
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm)
Two and a half years for ripping off a man's testicle ....... she apparently was slightly annoyed with her boyfriend , grabbed his equipment and pulled 'hard' , ripping it off completely. scared:
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
Don't think it will 'live with her' as much as poor old Geoff though. Ouch shocked003
That so reminds me of a jolly marching song that the chaps and I sing as we enter Poland, about a Herr Hitler having just one and Mr Himmler being similar oh happy days!