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Title: Reasonable force
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 21, 2007, 05:33:37 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm)

Two and a half years for ripping off a man's testicle ....... she apparently was slightly annoyed with her boyfriend , grabbed his equipment and pulled 'hard' , ripping it off completely.  scared:

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She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Don't think it will 'live with her' as much as poor old Geoff though. Ouch  shocked003
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:35:31 PM
Well, looking on the bright side I guess that?s one less thing to scratch?  whistle:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:37:36 PM
But how can he get a "cannon" when playing Pocket Billiards?
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:40:29 PM
But how can he get a "cannon" when playing Pocket Billiards?
rubschin: No cannon, no in-off?  rubschin:

Still,  that?s one less thing to scratch?   whistle:


Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 21, 2007, 05:45:16 PM
Still,  that?s one less thing to scratch?   whistle:

Or to clean if you were Snoopy  eyes:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:46:34 PM
Still,  that?s one less thing to scratch?   whistle:

Or to clean if you were Snoopy  eyes:
Well yes, of course? cleaning went without saying?  redface:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:47:39 PM
Give me a Bonio and you can have a lick too.
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:49:30 PM
Give me a Bonio and you can have a lick too.
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Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 21, 2007, 05:50:51 PM
Give me Bono and he can have a lick too.
Always suspected you had a sneaky admiration for the self professed Saviour of the planet  eatarrow:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:52:10 PM
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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:55:39 PM
http://www.poster.net/bono/bono-photo-bono-6205467.jpg
 rubschin:

I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here. evil:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:56:39 PM
http://www.poster.net/bono/bono-photo-bono-6205467.jpg
 rubschin:

I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here. evil:
Is he gay then?
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 21, 2007, 06:06:18 PM
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I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here.  evil:

You might get put down for that kind of anti socialism behaviour  lol:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 06:11:39 PM
http://www.poster.net/bono/bono-photo-bono-6205467.jpg
 rubschin:

I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here. evil:

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 point:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Berek on August 21, 2007, 06:17:00 PM
I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:

" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 06:17:52 PM
I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:

" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "
shocked003
Moved how far????
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Berek on August 21, 2007, 06:20:22 PM
I dunno.. he must have a hell of a sack on him.. eeek: rubschin:
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 06:21:30 PM
I dunno.. he must have a hell of a sack on him.. eeek: rubschin:
Well he has now...  ;)
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Pastis on August 21, 2007, 06:26:02 PM
I think we need a second opinion  eyes:

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Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2007, 06:30:02 PM
I think we need a second opinion  eyes:

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Bloody hell ? that is a big sack!
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 07:29:32 PM
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 rubschin:

 worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:

He has saved us from Carbon Dioxide.

NOT

Daft egotistical Irish scrotebag






In a kindly way
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2007, 07:38:42 PM
I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:

" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "

To where?
Title: Re: Reasonable force
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 21, 2007, 08:49:09 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm)

Two and a half years for ripping off a man's testicle ....... she apparently was slightly annoyed with her boyfriend , grabbed his equipment and pulled 'hard' , ripping it off completely.  scared:

Quote
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Don't think it will 'live with her' as much as poor old Geoff though. Ouch  shocked003

That so reminds me of a jolly marching song that the chaps and I sing as we enter Poland, about a Herr Hitler having just one and Mr Himmler being similar  oh happy days!