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Title: Can't help people part 2
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2013, 01:55:07 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 02:03:29 PM
You are surrounded by idiots
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2013, 02:05:43 PM
You are surrounded by idiots

I seriously cannot believe it ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2013, 02:12:27 PM
British I suppose  whistle:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Just One More on August 25, 2013, 02:19:49 PM
You are surrounded by idiots

I seriously cannot believe it ......... noooo:

I can  Banghead
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2013, 02:20:03 PM
British I suppose  whistle:

Yes, there are swallows .........only arrived back this morning......

Don't speak to the neighbors as a rule but when something like that happens ,I have to break my rules ....... noooo:  next time bollocks I'll help the robber with the TV......... noooo:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2013, 02:39:57 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:

It did cross my mind,,,,,,,,,, redface:     
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 02:44:00 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:

It did cross my mind,,,,,,,,,, redface:   

You could have taken Misty to Ocean Basket....  whistle:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 02:50:07 PM
I never did get my lunch there  cussing:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 02:53:33 PM
I never did get my lunch there  cussing:

I'll take you next time like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 02:57:28 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2013, 03:29:51 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:

It did cross my mind,,,,,,,,,, redface:   

You could have taken Misty to Ocean Basket....  whistle:

Oh noes new chinese .... Thumbs:  excellent food and cheap as chow mein ...... Thumbs:

Change from 40 snotters with a bottle of wine........ Thumbs:

Had duck plus 2 mains, rice ,veggie shit , noodles etc ...even offered a free desert but too full.........

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 04:21:06 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:

It did cross my mind,,,,,,,,,, redface:   

You could have taken Misty to Ocean Basket....  whistle:

Oh noes new chinese .... Thumbs:  excellent food and cheap as chow mein ...... Thumbs:

Change from 40 snotters with a bottle of wine........ Thumbs:

Had duck plus 2 mains, rice ,veggie shit , noodles etc ...even offered a free desert but too full.........

 cloud9:

Snot Ocean Basket tho is it...? ::)
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2013, 04:49:37 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:

It did cross my mind,,,,,,,,,, redface:   

You could have taken Misty to Ocean Basket....  whistle:

Oh noes new chinese .... Thumbs:  excellent food and cheap as chow mein ...... Thumbs:

Change from 40 snotters with a bottle of wine........ Thumbs:

Had duck plus 2 mains, rice ,veggie shit , noodles etc ...even offered a free desert but too full.........

 cloud9:

Snot Ocean Basket tho is it...? ::)

 noooo: will you take me?
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 04:50:39 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:

It did cross my mind,,,,,,,,,, redface:   

You could have taken Misty to Ocean Basket....  whistle:

Oh noes new chinese .... Thumbs:  excellent food and cheap as chow mein ...... Thumbs:

Change from 40 snotters with a bottle of wine........ Thumbs:

Had duck plus 2 mains, rice ,veggie shit , noodles etc ...even offered a free desert but too full.........

 cloud9:

Snot Ocean Basket tho is it...? ::)

 noooo: will you take me?

Of course!  Thumbs:

We'll have a mahoosive platter.... Drool:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2013, 04:55:22 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:

It did cross my mind,,,,,,,,,, redface:   

You could have taken Misty to Ocean Basket....  whistle:

Oh noes new chinese .... Thumbs:  excellent food and cheap as chow mein ...... Thumbs:

Change from 40 snotters with a bottle of wine........ Thumbs:

Had duck plus 2 mains, rice ,veggie shit , noodles etc ...even offered a free desert but too full.........

 cloud9:

Snot Ocean Basket tho is it...? ::)

 noooo: will you take me?

Of course!  Thumbs:

We'll have a mahoosive platter.... Drool:

nom nom nom.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 05:30:25 PM
Last night about 4 30 am caught someone trying to break in to the house next door .....chased him off ..called the police ....put a notice up warning everyone to be carefull..........just walked out ....next door's house all open i-phione and wallet (full) on the table ...walked in their house and shouted took them 2 mins to come downstairs.....

Told them to be carefull ...they said yes we read your sign......... Banghead

How much did you get from the wallet like...?  Thumbs:

It did cross my mind,,,,,,,,,, redface:   

You could have taken Misty to Ocean Basket....  whistle:

Oh noes new chinese .... Thumbs:  excellent food and cheap as chow mein ...... Thumbs:

Change from 40 snotters with a bottle of wine........ Thumbs:

Had duck plus 2 mains, rice ,veggie shit , noodles etc ...even offered a free desert but too full.........

 cloud9:

Snot Ocean Basket tho is it...? ::)

 noooo: will you take me?

Of course!  Thumbs:

We'll have a mahoosive platter.... Drool:

nom nom nom.  cloud9:

Nom, nom, nom indeed....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 01:28:42 PM
[nom nom nom.  cloud9:

NOW I know where BM got that expression from - I thought he was doing an impersonation of the cat noise made before they hurl up
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2013, 01:29:57 PM
[nom nom nom.  cloud9:

NOW I know where BM got that expression from - I thought he was doing an impersonation of the cat noise made before they hurl up

Llike a chicken noise ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 01:33:32 PM
[nom nom nom.  cloud9:

NOW I know where BM got that expression from - I thought he was doing an impersonation of the cat noise made before they hurl up

Llike a chicken noise ......... whistle:

And I 'thought' I like you  sad24:
Berk berk berk berk  catchchick:
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2013, 02:43:13 PM
. . .
nom nom nom.  cloud9:

Is Foggy still munching through that platter?
Title: Re: Can't help people part 2
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2015, 04:03:15 PM
Tomorrow the wedding is outside on the beach ...the hotel and the wedding planner have suggested  they move inside...but they want to stay outside...... noooo:  they will be freezing after 9pm....so will I..... cussing: