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Title: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 10:00:36 AM
Off to see him in his French hideout soon. Just booked a night here  cloud9:


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Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2013, 10:08:29 AM
Off to see him in his French hideout soon. Just booked a night here  cloud9:


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Better remember to turn the shower off this time.  noooo:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 10:08:53 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 12:18:19 PM
Just spoke to him and asked him if he wanted anything. (Tea bags, Twiglets etc.)

The answer: A wheelbarrow  eeek:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2013, 12:20:00 PM
Just spoke to him and asked him if he wanted anything. (Tea bags, Twiglets etc.)

The answer: A wheelbarrow  eeek:
Heavy body to move?
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 25, 2013, 12:25:02 PM

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Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 12:26:29 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2013, 12:29:15 PM
Are you going in the owld  Sierra..... eeek:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 12:30:08 PM
Oh yes, she has been to France before  cloud9:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2013, 12:32:26 PM
Oh yes, she has been to France before  cloud9:

You do understand that Tipsy will be home by the time you go ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 12:33:37 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2013, 12:46:51 PM
sad32:

Never mind she will be here for you ...  happy100

Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Steve on August 25, 2013, 12:51:54 PM
Off to see him in his French hideout soon. Just booked a night here  cloud9:


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Jeez, less than 60 miles from me (mostly very wet water though).  Cap Blanc Nez viewpoint (should be sort of on route and nearby) is stunning if its a clear day.  Take noc nocs

Don't understand the elephant man connection.  But a very short book would be things I don't not understand  redface:

Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 12:53:35 PM
Have to get some rest before hitting the Paris Peripherique  scared2:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2013, 01:34:05 PM
Have to get some rest before hitting the Paris Peripherique  scared2:

 noooo: Rest on crossing you'll be fine ..... looks nice tho  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 01:34:53 PM
Wheelbarrow purchased  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2013, 01:38:38 PM
Wheelbarrow purchased  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

Don't forget to clear all casseroles away .... No more mutant Maggots... please   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 02:34:42 PM
The owld Sierra won't like that French petrol like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Just One More on August 25, 2013, 03:50:11 PM
Off to see him in his French hideout soon. Just booked a night here  cloud9:


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Jeez, less than 60 miles from me (mostly very wet water though).  Cap Blanc Nez viewpoint (should be sort of on route and nearby) is stunning if its a clear day.  Take noc nocs

Don't understand the elephant man connection.  But a very short book would be things I don't not understand  redface:

If he's still in hiding, the net must have closed in considerably now  point:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 25, 2013, 06:31:57 PM
I have just looked up 2 foot passenger tickets to Jersey from St Malo for a day trip .... €99.    eeek:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 25, 2013, 06:32:43 PM
Though if Nick is going to be on the main land it could be worth it.   lol:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 06:35:22 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 25, 2013, 06:37:09 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 07:44:35 PM
 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2013, 07:50:01 PM
sad24: sad24:

 happy100   One day she will appreciate you    shutup:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 07:51:57 PM
sad32:

 point:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2013, 07:53:44 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2013, 07:54:25 PM
My mate has a house in France........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2013, 08:02:48 PM
My mate has a house in France........ Thumbs:

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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Just One More on August 26, 2013, 06:07:57 AM
My mate has a house in France........ Thumbs:

Affs, Affs, Affs  ;)
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 26, 2013, 08:24:45 AM
sad24: sad24:

 happy100   One day she will appreciate you    shutup:

 happy001
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2013, 08:28:22 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 26, 2013, 10:09:22 AM
I have just looked up 2 foot passenger tickets to Jersey from St Malo for a day trip .... €99.    eeek:

How much for normal height people?
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2013, 10:11:24 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2013, 04:31:14 PM
I have just looked up 2 foot passenger tickets to Jersey from St Malo for a day trip .... €99.    eeek:

How much for normal height people?
lol: lol: lol:

Are you all that bothered?
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2013, 04:31:57 PM
I have just looked up 2 foot passenger tickets to Jersey from St Malo for a day trip .... €99.    eeek:

How much for normal height people?
lol: lol: lol:

Are you all that bothered?

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2013, 12:26:43 PM
The back story

http://www.northdevongazette.co.uk/news/cafe_on_quay_is_vandalised_1_709344 (http://www.northdevongazette.co.uk/news/cafe_on_quay_is_vandalised_1_709344)

It was some party  angel1
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2013, 12:42:36 PM
The back story

http://www.northdevongazette.co.uk/news/cafe_on_quay_is_vandalised_1_709344 (http://www.northdevongazette.co.uk/news/cafe_on_quay_is_vandalised_1_709344)

It was some party  angel1

Was the elephant there?
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2013, 12:44:36 PM
Unfortunately not, it would have had great fun
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2013, 12:54:48 PM
The back story

http://www.northdevongazette.co.uk/news/cafe_on_quay_is_vandalised_1_709344 (http://www.northdevongazette.co.uk/news/cafe_on_quay_is_vandalised_1_709344)

It was some party  angel1

AFFS!
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2013, 12:56:06 PM
I know, but there are new members  ::)
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2013, 12:58:58 PM
I know, but there are new members  ::)

Oh yes, quite right...  Thumbs:

Shall I repeat all my jokes now then?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2013, 01:00:28 PM
Only the funny ones. It won't take long  ::)
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2013, 01:02:59 PM
Only the funny ones. It won't take long  ::)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2013, 01:07:08 PM
Only the funny ones. It won't take long  ::)

 evil:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2013, 02:14:12 PM
Only the funny ones. It won't take long  ::)
drumroll:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2013, 09:05:59 PM
Only the funny ones. It won't take long  ::)

 ;D ;D
happy001
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2013, 10:11:21 PM
Only the funny ones. It won't take long  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2013, 05:19:57 PM
Off to see him in his French hideout soon. Just booked a night here  cloud9:


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hmmm   rubschin:.  Just in from the Beeb

Unlocking the secrets of the Elephant Man (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23863974)
Title: Re: Exiled elephant man
Post by: boogs on August 29, 2013, 06:37:45 PM
Only the funny ones. It won't take long  ::)

 evil:

 happy100