The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Baldy on August 14, 2013, 06:22:07 PM
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All nice and ready like. Popcorn:
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Will they both be drinking......... rubschin:
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She will...She is a porridge wog.
Not too sure about him though. noooo:
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Be fair baldy, can you see anyone staying sober if hitting the town with the ginger shambles lol:
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All nice and ready like. Popcorn:
They'll be conspiring and plotting and then plotting and conspiring scared2: scared2: scared2:.
August 14th will go down as the founding day of their All New United Revolutionary Front. Look out for posters with "Death to those that say "Porridge Wog" and "He who derides breakmaking machines must die". You and I are doomed Baldy scared2:.
Well we would be but have to remember they're both left handed.
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Let us hope they do not get too frisky....the offspring would need to be put down at birth.
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Safely home angel1
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Safely home angel1
On your own? rubschin:
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Yes angel1
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She was, for some reason, in a state of nervous terror when she turned up rubschin:
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Can someone check the IP address......... rubschin:
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She was, for some reason, in a state of nervous terror when she turned up rubschin:
point: point:
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Can someone check the IP address......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Did you take her bread.......... rubschin:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
eeek:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Oh gullet ....mis=read that.......... redface:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Oh gullet ....mis=read that.......... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Very nice it was too.... :thumbsup:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Very nice it was too.... :thumbsup:
eyes:
A babby. cloud9:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Very nice it was too.... :thumbsup:
eyes:
A babby. cloud9:
A lady never tells cloud9:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Very nice it was too.... :thumbsup:
eyes:
A babby. cloud9:
A lady never tells cloud9:
So wot happened then.......... rubschin:
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I cannot say angel1
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Do we need new outfits?
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Well you certainly do noooo:
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Well you certainly do noooo:
;D ;D
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Well you certainly do noooo:
That is feckin good from a bloke that wore the same T-shirt for 7 days. noooo:
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Well you certainly do noooo:
That is feckin good from a bloke that wore the same T-shirt for 7 days. noooo:
I can't believe that very dapper for me..... cloud9:
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Well you certainly do noooo:
That is feckin good from a bloke that wore the same T-shirt for 7 days. noooo:
I can't believe that very dapper for me..... cloud9:
Nope. noooo:
The same white T-shirt all the time.
I think the afternoon it covered with talcum powder he thought it did not smell as bad as yesterday so carried on wearing it. noooo:
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Dapper angel1 cloud9:
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Dapper angel1 cloud9:
eeek:
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Well you certainly do noooo:
That is feckin good from a bloke that wore the same T-shirt for 7 days. noooo:
I can't believe that very dapper for me..... cloud9:
Nope. noooo:
The same white T-shirt all the time.
I think the afternoon it covered with talcum powder he thought it did not smell as bad as yesterday so carried on wearing it. noooo:
Shocked: You must have been mistaken... noooo: noooo:
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Well you certainly do noooo:
That is feckin good from a bloke that wore the same T-shirt for 7 days. noooo:
I can't believe that very dapper for me..... cloud9:
Nope. noooo:
The same white T-shirt all the time.
I think the afternoon it covered with talcum powder he thought it did not smell as bad as yesterday so carried on wearing it. noooo:
Shocked: You must have been mistaken... noooo: noooo:
Did he wear it tonight? eyes:
Could you smell Johnson& Johnson on it still? eeek:
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Well you certainly do noooo:
That is feckin good from a bloke that wore the same T-shirt for 7 days. noooo:
I can't believe that very dapper for me..... cloud9:
Nope. noooo:
The same white T-shirt all the time.
I think the afternoon it covered with talcum powder he thought it did not smell as bad as yesterday so carried on wearing it. noooo:
Shocked: You must have been mistaken... noooo: noooo:
Did he wear it tonight? eyes:
Could you smell Johnson& Johnson on it still? eeek:
Nope very smart shirt and tie ... cloud9:
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Eh? Are you blind? You clearly met the wrong bloke eeek: Who was the Scottish redhead I was chatting to then? eeek: rubschin:
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Eh? Are you blind? You clearly met the wrong bloke eeek: Who was the Scottish redhead I was chatting to then? eeek: rubschin:
Feck me another ginge! eeek:
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Clearly a grade A cock up. Wonder who she met rubschin:
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Clearly a grade A cock up. Wonder who she met rubschin:
That is a very gentlemanly way of saying she is a typical woman and bowing out. Thumbs:
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No. the Scottish totty I met was tall with long legs and red hair. She was charming. We sat inside. This is worryng
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Well you certainly do noooo:
That is feckin good from a bloke that wore the same T-shirt for 7 days. noooo:
I can't believe that very dapper for me..... cloud9:
Nope. noooo:
The same white T-shirt all the time.
I think the afternoon it covered with talcum powder he thought it did not smell as bad as yesterday so carried on wearing it. noooo:
Shocked: You must have been mistaken... noooo: noooo:
Did he wear it tonight? eyes:
Could you smell Johnson& Johnson on it still? eeek:
Nope very smart shirt and tie ... cloud9:
The tie was holding up his trousers.......... rubschin:
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No. the Scottish totty I met was tall with long legs and red hair. She was charming. We sat inside. This is worryng
Quite clearly a big mistake. noooo:
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Well she gave me her number. She lives in Leicester rubschin:
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No. the Scottish totty I met was tall with long legs and red hair. She was charming. We sat inside. This is worryng
Stockings,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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No. the Scottish totty I met was tall with long legs and red hair. She was charming. We sat inside. This is worryng
Bluddy hell I saw that couple inside was that you with the navy tee shirt on plying the redhead with drink... eeek:
Who the hell was the guy with the shirt and tie I was talking too ::) I thought you were just very shy... redface:
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Well she gave me her number. She lives in Leicester rubschin:
Try phoning it.....it is the 'Gay Exchange' number... point:
1 -0 to the porridge wog. lol:
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No. the Scottish totty I met was tall with long legs and red hair. She was charming. We sat inside. This is worryng
Bluddy hell I saw that couple inside was that you with the navy tee shirt on plying the redhead with drink... eeek:
Who the hell was the guy with the shit and tie I was talking too ::) I thought you were just very shy... redface:
If it was shit n tie it was Nick......... whistle:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Very nice it was too.... :thumbsup:
eyes:
A babby. cloud9:
A lady never tells cloud9:
So wot happened then.......... rubschin:
Affs! cussing:
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No. the Scottish totty I met was tall with long legs and red hair. She was charming. We sat inside. This is worryng
Bluddy hell I saw that couple inside was that you with the navy tee shirt on plying the redhead with drink... eeek:
Who the hell was the guy with the shit and tie I was talking too ::) I thought you were just very shy... redface:
You have been had. Oh, what a disaster. noooo:
A guy with shit and tie can't be hard to find though :thumbsup:
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No. the Scottish totty I met was tall with long legs and red hair. She was charming. We sat inside. This is worryng
Bluddy hell I saw that couple inside was that you with the navy tee shirt on plying the redhead with drink... eeek:
Who the hell was the guy with the shit and tie I was talking too ::) I thought you were just very shy... redface:
If it was shit n tie it was Nick......... whistle:
lol:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Very nice it was too.... :thumbsup:
eyes:
A babby. cloud9:
A lady never tells cloud9:
So wot happened then.......... rubschin:
Affs! cussing:
whistle:
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No. the Scottish totty I met was tall with long legs and red hair. She was charming. We sat inside. This is worryng
Bluddy hell I saw that couple inside was that you with the navy tee shirt on plying the redhead with drink... eeek:
Who the hell was the guy with the shit and tie I was talking too ::) I thought you were just very shy... redface:
You have been had. Oh, what a disaster. noooo:
A guy with shit and tie can't be hard to find though :thumbsup:
redface: redface: I have edited it ....
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Very nice it was too.... :thumbsup:
eyes:
A babby. cloud9:
A lady never tells cloud9:
So wot happened then.......... rubschin:
Affs! cussing:
Thank you JOM cloud9: Apey FO evil:
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No, I poured collapso down her gullet.
Very nice it was too.... :thumbsup:
eyes:
A babby. cloud9:
A lady never tells cloud9:
So wot happened then.......... rubschin:
Affs! cussing:
Thank you JOM cloud9: Apey FO evil:
redface:
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Still, at least you made a new friend :thumbsup:. We must try to meet sometime ::)
I have a hot date this weekend :thumbsup: eyes:
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Still, at least you made a new friend :thumbsup:. We must try to meet sometime ::)
I have a hot date this weekend :thumbsup: eyes:
:thumbsup: Hope she comes up to standard
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Still, at least you made a new friend :thumbsup:. We must try to meet sometime ::)
I have a hot date this weekend :thumbsup: eyes:
:thumbsup: Hope she comes up to standard
He means the breadmaker........ noooo:
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Still, at least you made a new friend :thumbsup:. We must try to meet sometime ::)
I have a hot date this weekend :thumbsup: eyes:
Yeah sure. All that chat about sausages, Cow TV and bread makers get's them all gooey every time doesn't it.
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Still, at least you made a new friend :thumbsup:. We must try to meet sometime ::)
I have a hot date this weekend :thumbsup: eyes:
Yeah sure. All that chat about sausages, Cow TV and bread makers get's them all gooey every time doesn't it.
My friend did not talk about any of those things I should have known it was not Nick noooo:
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Well, it sounds like you both had a lovely time... Thumbs:
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Well, it sounds like you both had a lovely time... Thumbs:
I did and sounds like Nick and the redhead did as he got a hot date out of it :thumbsup: eyes:
I didn't tho sad24: spose he wondered who the strange wuman was yacking on redface:
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Well, it sounds like you both had a lovely time... Thumbs:
I did and sounds like Nick and the redhead did as he got a hot date out of it :thumbsup: eyes:
I didn't tho sad24: spose he wondered who the strange wuman was yacking on redface:
happy100
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Pubgate 2........ rubschin:
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Well, it sounds like you both had a lovely time... Thumbs:
I did and sounds like Nick and the redhead did as he got a hot date out of it :thumbsup: eyes:
I didn't tho sad24: spose he wondered who the strange wuman was yacking on redface:
happy100
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