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Title: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2013, 04:49:05 PM
The old one exploded for some reason  noooo:

This one is a corker  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2013, 04:55:31 PM
The old one exploded for some reason  noooo:

This one is a corker  :thumbsup:

What is it like...?

Which one have you bought like....?
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2013, 05:04:11 PM
It's a Panasonic. It makes cakes and everyfink  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2013, 06:38:14 PM
It's a Panasonic. It makes cakes and everyfink  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

It won't....  noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2013, 06:40:37 PM
Wot does U50 mean?
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2013, 06:42:12 PM
Wot does U50 mean?

It is fucked like... . noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Just One More on August 13, 2013, 07:30:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) link
=topic=12003.msg457122#msg457122 date=1376419237
Wot does U50 mean?

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• U50 indicates that the breadmaker is too hot (above 40 degrees C) and must be allowed to cool before it can be used – the indication will disappear.

I'd just pour cold water over it, it saves time like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2013, 11:14:51 PM
Invite Growler............ Thumbs:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2013, 11:16:40 PM
It's a Panasonic. It makes cakes and everyfink  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
So do Awards Bakery, Tescos, Sainsburys etc


Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2013, 11:18:03 PM
It's a Panasonic. It makes cakes and everyfink  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
So do Awards Bakery, Tescos, Sainsburys etc

On-line,................ rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2013, 05:35:25 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) link
=topic=12003.msg457122#msg457122 date=1376419237
Wot does U50 mean?

Quote
• U50 indicates that the breadmaker is too hot (above 40 degrees C) and must be allowed to cool before it can be used – the indication will disappear.

I'd just pour cold water over it, it saves time like  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2013, 01:23:06 PM
Wot does U50 mean?

Its decided you have a 50% chance of gubbing it.  whistle:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2013, 01:25:08 PM
First two loaves have been disastrous  noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2013, 01:49:44 PM
First two loaves have been disastrous  noooo:

Oh you do surprise me.... ::)
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2013, 02:01:07 PM
First two loaves have been disastrous  noooo:

Oh you do surprise me.... ::)

Shocking.......... noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2013, 02:54:54 PM
The most important question on the topic of home breadmaking machines:

Why?
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2013, 02:57:42 PM
The most important question on the topic of home breadmaking machines:

Why?

There was a thread somewhere about them ,......... rubschin:  most on here seem to own one  (not me ) ..........BM's seed is well known.......
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2013, 02:58:39 PM
Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2013, 03:13:34 PM
The most important question on the topic of home breadmaking machines:

Why?

To make bread like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2013, 03:20:23 PM
Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:

It's a gadget for bored housewives and  Gayer: s   who ought to know about the varieties of bread you can get in your local bread shops.

Typical discussion with breadmaking machine owning woman

she: "I've made some new bread"

me: "oh aye?"

she: "I put broccoli and cheese in it"

me:  (unsaid) " oh FFS so not only will I have to eat disgusterous bread but you've wasted perfectly good broccoli and cheese"

she:  "next week I'm going to try putting plutonium and cat sick in bread"

Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2013, 03:22:21 PM
Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:

It's a gadget for bored housewives and  Gayer: s   who ought to know about the varieties of bread you can get in your local bread shops.

Typical discussion with breadmaking machine owning woman

she: "I've made some new bread"

me: "oh aye?"

she: "I put broccoli and cheese in it"

me:  (unsaid) " oh FFS so not only will I have to eat disgusterous bread but you've wasted perfectly good broccoli and cheese"

she:  "next week I'm going to try putting plutonium and cat sick in bread"

Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.

 Thumbs:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2013, 04:10:15 PM
Morning all. Hope you are behaving !!!!
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2013, 04:11:26 PM
It's nearly evening  rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2013, 04:12:26 PM
Morning all. Hope you are behaving !!!!

 rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2013, 04:23:54 PM
I can't even post in the right thread  noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2013, 04:24:32 PM
I can't even post in the right thread  noooo:

Good holiday then............... Thumbs:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2013, 04:44:03 PM
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.

Are you saying you'd rather see Nick playing with a chainsaw than a breadmaker??  eeek:


I dread to think what kind of devastation he would cause.  scared2:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2013, 05:02:11 PM
It's nearly evening  rubschin:

We are her beshtisht friends hic
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2013, 05:10:01 PM
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.

Are you saying you'd rather see Nick playing with a chainsaw than a breadmaker??  eeek:


I dread to think what kind of devastation he would cause.  scared2:
Ah yes, good point doh:

Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2013, 05:27:25 PM
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.

Are you saying you'd rather see Nick playing with a chainsaw than a breadmaker??  eeek:


I dread to think what kind of devastation he would cause.  scared2:
Ah yes, good point doh:

By the sounds of his bread he may need one to slice it,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2013, 05:28:15 PM
He could always look at going into business selling eco bricks.  rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2013, 05:34:28 PM
I can't even post in the right thread  noooo:

Quite close though.  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2013, 05:02:42 PM
Got it werking proper, like  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2013, 05:35:00 PM
Got it werking proper, like  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2013, 05:54:28 PM
Got it werking proper, like  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Coming soon, interesting new bread shapes spotted in Nottingham?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgnosticbent.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F07%2Fpenis-bread-entertainment-ie.jpg&hash=02e3bfd617d0528b0b6dd009dbb4111b0bc2e560)

Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Baldy on August 15, 2013, 06:27:29 PM
Got it werking proper, like  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Coming soon, interesting new bread shapes spotted in Nottingham?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgnosticbent.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F07%2Fpenis-bread-entertainment-ie.jpg&hash=02e3bfd617d0528b0b6dd009dbb4111b0bc2e560)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2013, 06:32:08 PM
Got it werking proper, like  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Coming soon, interesting new bread shapes spotted in Nottingham?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgnosticbent.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F07%2Fpenis-bread-entertainment-ie.jpg&hash=02e3bfd617d0528b0b6dd009dbb4111b0bc2e560)



Nottingham's version of the Dorset Knob  whistle:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2013, 08:15:07 PM
Got it werking proper, like  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Coming soon, interesting new bread shapes spotted in Nottingham?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgnosticbent.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F07%2Fpenis-bread-entertainment-ie.jpg&hash=02e3bfd617d0528b0b6dd009dbb4111b0bc2e560)



Nottingham's version of the Dorset Knob  whistle:

Ginger knob....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: boogs on August 15, 2013, 09:45:23 PM
Got it werking proper, like  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Coming soon, interesting new bread shapes spotted in Nottingham?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgnosticbent.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F07%2Fpenis-bread-entertainment-ie.jpg&hash=02e3bfd617d0528b0b6dd009dbb4111b0bc2e560)

 eeek:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 10:51:17 AM
My first two experimental loaves have been left out for the birds. They are not interested  evil:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2013, 10:59:34 AM
My first two experimental loaves have been left out for the birds. They are not interested  evil:

Have you tried Barman's Seed bread...?  whistle:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 11:00:31 AM
What are the destructions?
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 11:02:00 AM
My first two experimental loaves have been left out for the birds. They are not interested  evil:

 lol: lol: hope they were not like Steve photo's   eeek:

Did you remember to break them up  ::)
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 11:04:02 AM
I had to use a hammer  redface:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 11:07:59 AM
I had to use a hammer  redface:

 happy100   Bless... did you follow instructions and use all the correct ingredients  ::)
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2013, 11:34:06 AM
What are the destructions?

I can't remember.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 11:35:35 AM
 Banghead
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2013, 11:40:12 AM
It's in the original thread isn't it........ rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2013, 11:41:17 AM
bread isn't much good for birds anyway
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 11:42:49 AM
Well collapso isn't much good for people, but that doesn't stop us
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2013, 12:01:45 PM
Well collapso isn't much good for people, but that doesn't stop us
Stopped it for that guy that drowned in it

http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20000730/A_NEWS/307309986 (http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20000730/A_NEWS/307309986)

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About two weeks ago, 31-year-old Mario Flores of Stockton fell into a vat at Bear Creek Winery and apparently drowned.

Bear Creek Winery eh   rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 01:50:56 PM
Well collapso isn't much good for people, but that doesn't stop us
Stopped it for that guy that drowned in it

http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20000730/A_NEWS/307309986 (http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20000730/A_NEWS/307309986)

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About two weeks ago, 31-year-old Mario Flores of Stockton fell into a vat at Bear Creek Winery and apparently drowned.

Bear Creek Winery eh   rubschin:

Climbed out three times, to have a piss.
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 01:51:50 PM
I doubt you'd have bothered  angel1
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2013, 01:53:12 PM
Well collapso isn't much good for people, but that doesn't stop us
Stopped it for that guy that drowned in it

http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20000730/A_NEWS/307309986 (http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20000730/A_NEWS/307309986)

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About two weeks ago, 31-year-old Mario Flores of Stockton fell into a vat at Bear Creek Winery and apparently drowned.

Bear Creek Winery eh   rubschin:

Climbed out three times, to have a piss.
lol: lol:

I doubt you'd have bothered  angel1
lol: lol:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 01:53:33 PM
I doubt you'd have bothered  angel1

 evil:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 01:55:07 PM
That cider looked like piss anyway  noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 01:59:15 PM
That cider looked like piss anyway  noooo:

It is good for you. 7.3%.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Just One More on August 16, 2013, 05:24:57 PM
That cider looked like piss anyway  noooo:

It is good for you. 7.3%.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2013, 10:41:21 PM
Is Nick still using it........ rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: boogs on November 29, 2013, 11:04:57 PM
 Shrugs: not heard him mention it lately..
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2013, 11:15:57 PM
Shrugs: not heard him mention it lately..

Prob gubbed....... noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: boogs on November 29, 2013, 11:44:11 PM
Shrugs: not heard him mention it lately..

Prob gubbed....... noooo:

The last I heard he was making cakes in it....  rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2013, 11:49:48 PM
Shrugs: not heard him mention it lately..

Prob gubbed....... noooo:

The last I heard he was making cakes in it....  rubschin:

For Growler....... rubschin:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: boogs on November 29, 2013, 11:53:00 PM
Shrugs: not heard him mention it lately..

Prob gubbed....... noooo:

The last I heard he was making cakes in it....  rubschin:

For Growler....... rubschin:

Prolly for the triplets.   pathead:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2013, 12:22:48 AM
Shrugs: not heard him mention it lately..

Prob gubbed....... noooo:

The last I heard he was making cakes in it....  rubschin:

For Growler....... rubschin:

Prolly for the triplets.   pathead:

Yep. Got to keep their energy levels up.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2013, 01:15:52 PM
Shrugs: not heard him mention it lately..

Prob gubbed....... noooo:

The last I heard he was making cakes in it....  rubschin:

For Growler....... rubschin:

Prolly for the triplets.   pathead:

Yep. Got to keep them weighted down.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2013, 07:55:23 PM
Smells yummy  cloud9:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2013, 08:03:38 PM
Smells yummy  cloud9:

Those poor birds tomorrow....  noooo:
Title: Re: My new breadmaker
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2013, 08:04:26 PM
 evil: