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Title: What's your favourite?
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2013, 07:56:09 AM
Get voting
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 08:01:20 AM
Cat sick is betterer....

It generally contains their last meal of cat fude and an irritant (lizard, snake, etc.)...

Cat shit is always the most disgusting, slimy stinky substance known to man.....
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 08:04:02 AM
Get voting
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Where's the dead delivery man voting option?


And just which types of cat shit and sick are we talking about?   After 30 odd years of cleaning up both (when I can't feign sleep or death) I must say there are many types.  Anyway cat piss is the worstest.
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 08:14:56 AM
Diced carrots?

Did you want me to post a picture or will you trust my expertise?  IMHO it is the very same Whiskas rabbit chunks in jelly she'd bolted down not 5 minutes earlier + assorted digestive juices and a small furball -  sick2:



Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 08:22:37 AM
Diced carrots?

Did you want me to post a picture or will you trust my expertise?  IMHO it is the very same Whiskas rabbit chunks in jelly she'd bolted down not 5 minutes earlier + assorted digestive juices and a small furball -  sick2:

It generally contains their last meal of cat fude and an irritant (lizard, snake, etc.)...

 whistle:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 08:27:52 AM
Yes you said it first  :thumbsup:, was cleaning up cat vomit at the time

Cat shit is often remarkably easy to clear up, specially the ex Klingons
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2013, 08:30:35 AM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 08:32:22 AM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:
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Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 01:04:20 PM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2013, 03:34:15 PM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 28, 2013, 11:42:05 PM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub. Thumbs:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2013, 06:06:54 AM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub. Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2013, 07:44:29 AM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub. Thumbs:

'Scrub' you say. rubschin:

Do I detect the formation of a splinter faction?

'Provisional Scubbites', 'Real Scubbites', 'Sinn Scub'  scared2:

Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 29, 2013, 11:53:51 AM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub. Thumbs:

'Scrub' you say. rubschin:

Do I detect the formation of a splinter faction?

'Provisional Scubbites', 'Real Scubbites', 'Sinn Scub'  scared2:

. . . don't forget the "Scub Deniers".
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2013, 04:57:52 PM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub. Thumbs:

'Scrub' you say. rubschin:

Do I detect the formation of a splinter faction?

'Provisional Scubbites', 'Real Scubbites', 'Sinn Scub'  scared2:

. . . don't forget the "Scub Deniers".

Stockings?  rubschin:

Stand by for BM stampede.  scared2:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2013, 06:00:35 PM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub. Thumbs:

'Scrub' you say. rubschin:

Do I detect the formation of a splinter faction?

'Provisional Scubbites', 'Real Scubbites', 'Sinn Scub'  scared2:

. . . don't forget the "Scub Deniers".

Stockings?  rubschin:

Stand by for BM stampede.  scared2:

 eyes:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2013, 06:03:50 PM
I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head  :thumbsup:

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....?  rubschin:

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub. Thumbs:

'Scrub' you say. rubschin:

Do I detect the formation of a splinter faction?

'Provisional Scubbites', 'Real Scubbites', 'Sinn Scub'  scared2:

. . . don't forget the "Scub Deniers".

Stockings?  rubschin:

Stand by for BM stampede.  scared2:

Don't you need a herd of dumb beasts for a stampede?  rubschin:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2013, 06:04:53 PM
Get the laydees out for a jog you say?
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2013, 06:21:29 PM
Get the laydees out for a jog you say?

 eeek:

 scared:
Title: Re: What's your favourite?
Post by: boogs on August 29, 2013, 06:42:13 PM
Get the laydees out for a jog you say?

 noooo: noooo: pathead: