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Title: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 05:31:44 PM
SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/ (http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/)

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left  scared2:

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled noooo:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 05:32:57 PM
Still, like Tipsy's Eldest, they are good with colours  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 05:36:48 PM
You seem to attract lezzers........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 05:42:51 PM
I saw the Tottenham lezzers yesterday. They are starting to luv me  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 26, 2013, 06:03:46 PM
That's a very worrying thought  eeek:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 06:37:07 PM
SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/ (http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/)

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left  scared2:

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled noooo:

How about some nice rugs like...?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 06:39:07 PM
Invite Growler over you say? rubschin:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 06:39:48 PM
Invite Growler over you say? rubschin:

Is the shower fixed........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 06:40:46 PM
Invite Growler over you say? rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 06:42:50 PM
Invite Growler over you say? rubschin:

Is the shower fixed........ rubschin:

It has never been the same. Too many knobs!! noooo:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 06:44:07 PM
Invite Growler over you say? rubschin:

Is the shower fixed........ rubschin:

It has never been the same. Too many knobs!! noooo:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 06:46:54 PM
Two werking paws, three knobs with safecracker settings noooo:

He gubbed it totally  cussing: cussing:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fypj8m41rv%2FNottingham_20130726_00026.jpg&hash=15787c40c397498d370ab5d2b4e12bbd311379b7) (http://postimg.org/image/ypj8m41rv/)
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 06:49:39 PM
Two werking paws, three knobs with safecracker settings noooo:

He gubbed it totally  cussing: cussing:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fypj8m41rv%2FNottingham_20130726_00026.jpg&hash=15787c40c397498d370ab5d2b4e12bbd311379b7) (http://postimg.org/image/ypj8m41rv/)

Four knobs if you were there....  whistle:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 06:52:11 PM
I just enjoyed the screaming while he had a cold shower. Knob to acorn in 10 seconds :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2013, 07:51:02 PM
SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/ (http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/)

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left  scared2:

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled noooo:

If he'd of caught you taking a picture of his arse you'd have known about it  scared2:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2013, 07:52:15 PM
SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/ (http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/)

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left  scared2:

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled noooo:

If he'd of caught you taking a picture of his arse you'd have known about it  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 08:00:15 PM
i HAVE TO SEE BOTH AGAIN TOMORROW  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2013, 08:35:13 AM
SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/ (http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/)

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left  scared2:

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled noooo:

If he'd of caught you taking a picture of his arse you'd have known about it  scared2:

As would we, JOM as would we.  noooo: