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Title: The Royal Babby
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2013, 03:11:56 PM
I see she is still pushing and grunting. Bet the air is blue  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 22, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
Wonder if William will ask the surgeon involved to "put a few extra stitches in"  ;D
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2013, 03:16:05 PM
You can't say that!
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2013, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 22, 2013, 03:11:56 PM
I see she is still pushing and grunting. Bet the air is blue

The heir is a Smurf?  Shocked:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2013, 03:29:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2013, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 22, 2013, 03:11:56 PM
I see she is still pushing and grunting. Bet the air is blue

The heir is a Smurf?  Shocked:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2013, 03:30:48 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 22, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
Wonder if William will ask the surgeon involved to "put a few extra stitches in"  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: boogs on July 22, 2013, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 22, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
Wonder if William will ask the surgeon involved to "put a few extra stitches in"  ;D

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 06:07:31 PM
Any suggestions for names,  we should do our bit to help like

I suggest:  Maggot


Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 22, 2013, 06:11:41 PM
I suspect that Harry had something to do with the conception, thus when it pops out and is male, ginger and of no use to man nor beast,  then it has to be called Nick. ;D
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2013, 06:12:40 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: boogs on July 22, 2013, 06:20:09 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 22, 2013, 06:12:40 PM
sad32:

 happy100   Aww don't worry it might be a girl ...... so she could just be called Ginger middle name Minger... ;)
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 06:33:40 PM
OK have thought better of  "Maggot"

If a boy then Buster as in Prince Buster

If a girl then either Leia as in may the force be with you Princess or Debbie as in does Windsor
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Just One More on July 22, 2013, 06:47:31 PM
Lucky for me, Skynews have an expert on to expain it all to me. "So, I have Mrs A N Other with me at them moment who is a midwife with over 20 years experience... tell me, what will be going on in there at the moment?"

"Well, her contractions will be becoming more frequent, and they will become longer too .... or not"

Give me fecking strength  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 06:50:08 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 22, 2013, 06:47:31 PM
. . .
Give me fecking strength  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead
Prolly Kate's exact words right now
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2013, 06:52:36 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2013, 06:55:21 PM
It's a boy! Party001:

First babby picture!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthe-spine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2FRoyalBaby1.jpg&hash=2bc381e224be0cb063698b1e75decb64fcff891b)
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: boogs on July 22, 2013, 06:58:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2013, 06:55:21 PM
It's a boy! Party001:

First babby picture!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthe-spine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2FRoyalBaby1.jpg&hash=2bc381e224be0cb063698b1e75decb64fcff891b)


Aww so like his father .... ::)
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2013, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 22, 2013, 06:58:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2013, 06:55:21 PM
It's a boy! Party001:

First babby picture!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthe-spine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2FRoyalBaby1.jpg&hash=2bc381e224be0cb063698b1e75decb64fcff891b)


Aww so like his father .... ::)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Ftiv04shq3%2FDobby.jpg&hash=3aad2c7c37ff8041ba22a61ea88a00793bd3e8c0) (http://postimg.org/image/tiv04shq3/)

I think we should be told.....
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 07:33:59 PM
Boy 8lbs 6Oz.

TMR was right with those extra stitches.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 07:47:32 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 07:33:59 PM
Boy 8lbs 6Oz.

TMR was right with those extra stitches.  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2F00%2Fs%2FMTYwMFgxNTI3%2F%24%28KGrHqV%2C%21jEE%2BFSE64jZBP6z%2BVpvl%21%7E%7E60_35.JPG%3Fset_id%3D8800005007&hash=473cdda8e3a58a13bf1f80e249991c527a48a318)
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 07:47:32 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 07:33:59 PM
Boy 8lbs 6Oz.

TMR was right with those extra stitches.  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2F00%2Fs%2FMTYwMFgxNTI3%2F%24%28KGrHqV%2C%21jEE%2BFSE64jZBP6z%2BVpvl%21%7E%7E60_35.JPG%3Fset_id%3D8800005007&hash=473cdda8e3a58a13bf1f80e249991c527a48a318)

 lol: lol: lol:

Is it a ginger one then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 07:54:43 PM
Oh that would be a good turn of events  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:01:22 PM
It might be a good idea to phone The Royal Front Bottom Doctor and suggest another option rather than the stitches.

How about having a draw string fitted like on a Duffel bag?
It would help her out in the short term and when she knocks the rest out they could just loosen it a few inches.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:18:41 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:01:22 PM
It might be a good idea to phone The Royal Front Bottom Doctor and suggest another option rather than the stitches.

How about having a draw string fitted like on a Duffel bag?
It would help her out in the short term and when she knocks the rest out they could just loosen it a few inches.  Thumbs:

A cunning plan!  Thumbs:   Or is that a misspelling  rubschin:

Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:18:41 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:01:22 PM
It might be a good idea to phone The Royal Front Bottom Doctor and suggest another option rather than the stitches.

How about having a draw string fitted like on a Duffel bag?
It would help her out in the short term and when she knocks the rest out they could just loosen it a few inches.  Thumbs:

A cunning plan!  Thumbs:   Or is that a misspelling  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:23:24 PM
You don't have a mate called George Kaladelfos by any chance Baldy?   Seems he invented the front bottom drawstring

http://www.google.com/patents/US7175591 (http://www.google.com/patents/US7175591)
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Just One More on July 22, 2013, 08:25:43 PM
And so it begins...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2F40parwsv9%2Fkate_and_will_baby.jpg&hash=b2f789e94bb0ea65b264ce17330252e47501688d) (http://postimg.org/image/40parwsv9/)
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2013, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:18:41 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:01:22 PM
It might be a good idea to phone The Royal Front Bottom Doctor and suggest another option rather than the stitches.

How about having a draw string fitted like on a Duffel bag?
It would help her out in the short term and when she knocks the rest out they could just loosen it a few inches.  Thumbs:

A cunning plan!  Thumbs:   Or is that a misspelling  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

I think that you will find that it is a cunning stunt. whistle:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:43:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2013, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:18:41 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:01:22 PM
It might be a good idea to phone The Royal Front Bottom Doctor and suggest another option rather than the stitches.

How about having a draw string fitted like on a Duffel bag?
It would help her out in the short term and when she knocks the rest out they could just loosen it a few inches.  Thumbs:

A cunning plan!  Thumbs:   Or is that a misspelling  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

I think that you will find that it is a cunning stunt. whistle:

 drumroll:  lol: Mr Everett.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2013, 08:48:26 PM

Typical royal mail, delivered a week late.........
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:23:24 PM
You don't have a mate called George Kaladelfos by any chance Baldy?   Seems he invented the front bottom drawstring

http://www.google.com/patents/US7175591 (http://www.google.com/patents/US7175591)

Anyone with a Greek name is good at squeezing the life out of every cnut that he sees.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2013, 08:51:04 PM
The head of Kate's medical team used to be the Queen's gynaecologist.......



 just to get front row tickets for the royal box............
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:51:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2013, 08:51:04 PM
The head of Kate's medical team used to be the Queen's gynaecologist.......



 just to get front row tickets for the royal box............

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:52:52 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:51:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2013, 08:51:04 PM
The head of Kate's medical team used to be the Queen's gynaecologist.......



 just to get front row tickets for the royal box............

 drumroll:
happy001
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 09:37:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2013, 06:55:21 PM
It's a boy! Party001:

First babby picture!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthe-spine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2FRoyalBaby1.jpg&hash=2bc381e224be0cb063698b1e75decb64fcff891b)

Am I alone in thinking that picture looks a bit (?) like Vlad (the Impaler) Putin?
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2013, 05:27:47 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:51:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2013, 08:51:04 PM
The head of Kate's medical team used to be the Queen's gynaecologist.......



 just to get front row tickets for the royal box............

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2013, 05:45:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2013, 08:48:26 PM

Typical royal mail, delivered a week late.........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2013, 06:15:10 PM
Aawwwwww!  cloud9:  Even babby waved  cloud9:  cloud9:  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 24, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Fuck the royal baby . . . . whistle:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 24, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Fuck the royal baby . . . . whistle:

Not for a few years yet ..... redface: 

He is like a likkie old man so sweet .... cloud9:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 24, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Fuck the royal baby . . . . whistle:

Not for a few years yet ..... redface: 

He is like a likkie old man so sweet .... cloud9:

They said that about Stuart Hall....... noooo:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 24, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Fuck the royal baby . . . . whistle:

Not for a few years yet ..... redface: 

He is like a likkie old man so sweet .... cloud9:

They said that about Stuart Hall....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2013, 11:11:04 PM
Not that I'm completely underwhelmed with the whole malarkey but

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/554584_10151473575741793_727303477_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:11:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2013, 11:11:04 PM
Not that I'm completely underwhelmed with the whole malarkey but

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/554584_10151473575741793_727303477_n.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 11:23:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2013, 11:11:04 PM
Not that I'm completely underwhelmed with the whole malarkey but

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/554584_10151473575741793_727303477_n.jpg)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:31:06 PM
 Tel said to me "I've not seen this many pictures of a baby since I fixed Gary Glitter's computer."
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 11:32:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:31:06 PM
Tel said to me "I've not seen this many pictures of a baby since I fixed Gary Glitter's computer."

 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2013, 06:35:52 AM
 happy001  happy001  happy001
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 07:07:44 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:31:06 PM
Tel said to me "I've not seen this many pictures of a baby since I fixed Gary Glitter's computer."

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 09:00:47 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:31:06 PM
Tel said to me "I've not seen this many pictures of a baby since I fixed Gary Glitter's computer."
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 09:39:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:31:06 PM
Tel said to me "I've not seen this many pictures of a baby since I fixed Gary Glitter's computer."

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 11:33:03 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 09:39:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:31:06 PM
Tel said to me "I've not seen this many pictures of a baby since I fixed Gary Glitter's computer."

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 25, 2013, 03:37:24 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 11:33:03 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 09:39:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 11:31:06 PM
Tel said to me "I've not seen this many pictures of a baby since I fixed Gary Glitter's computer."

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2014, 12:01:08 PM
Another one........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2014, 12:41:01 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzz...
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2014, 12:46:12 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2014, 12:41:01 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzz...

^^^ wot Uncle said ^^^  sleep017
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2014, 01:18:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 09, 2014, 12:01:08 PM
Another one........ rubschin:

 rubschin:

Will this one be Ginger?
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2014, 01:26:16 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2014, 01:31:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2014, 01:18:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 09, 2014, 12:01:08 PM
Another one........ rubschin:

 rubschin:

Will this one be Ginger?

No, just nuts....  noooo:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2014, 01:34:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2014, 01:31:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2014, 01:18:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 09, 2014, 12:01:08 PM
Another one........ rubschin:

 rubschin:

Will this one be Ginger?

No, just nuts....  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Royal Babby
Post by: boogs on September 09, 2014, 09:11:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 09, 2014, 01:34:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2014, 01:31:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2014, 01:18:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 09, 2014, 12:01:08 PM
Another one........ rubschin:

 rubschin:

Will this one be Ginger?

No, just nuts....  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
 
 lol: lol: lol: