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Title: dirty ghost?
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 17, 2013, 12:15:54 PM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

Spiders with big hands perhaps  whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2013, 12:18:43 PM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

Spiders with big hands perhaps  whistle:

 eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2013, 12:24:36 PM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:
You did say Nick surprised you with his height.


or:


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Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 17, 2013, 12:25:51 PM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

Spiders with big hands perhaps  whistle:

 eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!

We've had a couple over at ours recently which were big fat hairy B's  scared2:
Will admit BM very brave  eeek:  and both times donned gardening gloves and removed them outside, whilst I, of course, hid in another part of the house  redface:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2013, 02:18:46 PM
eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!

I vaguely remember something in the news a while back about Camel Spiders making it to the Med....  rubschin:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 17, 2013, 02:45:38 PM
eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!

I vaguely remember something in the news a while back about Camel Spiders making it to the Med....  rubschin:

Now why did I do that - Yes I did goggle Camel Spiders  scared2: scared2: scared2: and No  noooo: that is not either of the two that were in our house........Then of course I did a goggle of big,hair,spiders found in Cyprus and almost definitely confirm they were Tarantula variation.......................But don't look MissT
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2013, 02:56:06 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I'm moving
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2013, 03:53:03 PM
It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...

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The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world.  eeek:

I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2013, 04:13:26 PM
we get the bird eating spiders here. Only ever seen one, huuuuuuuuuuge.

Apey got bitten by a spider a couple of years ago. I found the culprit in my bed, twas massive. Then I discovered it was only the baby, then I saw mummy in the living room... eeek: couple of days later, apey found daddy spider in the bathroom. It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2013, 04:46:26 PM
It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.

Which you no doubt needed.  whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 05:13:14 PM
It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.

Which you no doubt needed.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2013, 05:42:00 PM
It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.

Which you no doubt needed.  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 18, 2013, 08:33:55 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

May I just go on record as stating: "It was NOT me!" . . . . .  noooo:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 09:00:24 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

May I just go on record as stating: "It was NOT me!" . . . . .  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 18, 2013, 10:37:53 AM
It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)

The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world.  eeek:

I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.

My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!

Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy  scared2:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 10:43:23 AM
It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)

The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world.  eeek:

I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.

My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!

Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy  scared2:

Oh yes...?  eyes:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 11:48:00 AM
It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)

The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world.  eeek:

I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.

My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!

Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy  scared2:

Oh yes...?  eyes:

****Taps watch****

Nearly August already?
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2013, 04:18:22 PM
It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)

The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world.  eeek:

I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.

My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!

Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy  scared2:

Oh yes...?  eyes:

****Taps watch****

Nearly August already?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 18, 2013, 04:24:07 PM
It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)

The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world.  eeek:

I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.

My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!

Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy  scared2:

Oh yes...?  eyes:

****Taps watch****

Nearly August already?

 lol: lol: lol:

Absolutely NO IDEA what you lot are referring to here - strange crowd  surrender:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:25:52 PM
It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)

The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world.  eeek:

I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.

My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!

Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy  scared2:

Oh yes...?  eyes:

****Taps watch****

Nearly August already?

 lol: lol: lol:

Absolutely NO IDEA what you lot are referring to here - strange crowd  surrender:

Indeed... my birthday is in June... ::)
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:27:18 PM
Did we miss it......... rubschin:    you should let us know........ ::)
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:27:40 PM
Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet  rubschin:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:27:51 PM
Did we miss it......... rubschin:    you should let us know........ ::)

 evil:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:28:34 PM
Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet  rubschin:

She said "we don't like these do we?" and chucked them in the bin... ::)
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 18, 2013, 04:28:44 PM
Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet  rubschin:

Not touch one  noooo: yet  ;D
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 18, 2013, 04:29:38 PM
Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet  rubschin:

She said "we don't like these do we?" and chucked them in the bin... ::)

Your pants are on fire - or will be  evil:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:30:00 PM
Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet  rubschin:

Not touch one  noooo: yet  ;D
Well hidden then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:30:38 PM
Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet  rubschin:

She said "we don't like these do we?" and chucked them in the bin... ::)

So you have to empty it again....... whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:30:54 PM
Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet  rubschin:

Not touch one  noooo: yet  ;D
Well hidden then  :thumbsup:

In the bursting bin like....  noooo:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:32:00 PM
Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet  rubschin:

Not touch one  noooo: yet  ;D
Well hidden then  :thumbsup:

In the bursting bin like....  noooo:

Snooze......... whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 19, 2013, 03:30:36 PM
Any more sightings Miss.T  scared2:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2013, 02:56:49 AM
Camel Spiders & other Huge Arachnids (Documentary) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIeCS8k_Vyc#ws)

 whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2013, 05:16:23 AM
Prolly an 'Affs' moment but do Camel spiders get the hump?





Generally I don't mind spiders but I would be daunted by that/them.
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 20, 2013, 06:49:31 AM
Camel Spiders & other Huge Arachnids (Documentary) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIeCS8k_Vyc#ws)

 whistle:


Nooooooooooooooooooooo - I see trhough your evil plan Grumpmeister  noooo:
I'm NOT going to press play
 censored:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2013, 01:04:19 PM
Relax LL, they don't find the 4-5ft long ones that the stories mention.  lol:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 01:07:00 PM
Only cos they are better at hiding  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Misty on July 20, 2013, 01:10:50 PM
I like the part where they move the rock and its eating the lizzard.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 20, 2013, 01:15:04 PM
I like the part where they move the rock and its eating the lizzard.  :thumbsup:

You've watch it  scared2: no I don't think so, I really would have nightmares  surrender:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2013, 01:17:22 PM
I like the part where they move the rock and its eating the lizzard.  :thumbsup:

You've watch it  scared2: no I don't think so, I really would have nightmares  surrender:

Prob on the phone,,,,,,,,, cussing:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2013, 01:17:59 PM
I love the whole "We are going to look for giant spiders, pissing them off by shoving cameras into their holes and ripping open their habitats,  wearing light short sleeved clothing'. Sounds like something Nick would try.

LL, if I was an evil sod I could have put links to Arachnophobia, 8 Legged Freaks or Spiders as they are all on the web as well.  whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Landlady on July 20, 2013, 01:20:03 PM
I love the whole "We are going to look for giant spiders, pissing them off by shoving cameras into their holes and ripping open their habitats,  wearing light short sleeved clothing'. Sounds like something Nick would try.

LL, if I was an evil sod I could have put links to Arachnophobia, 8 Legged Freaks or Spiders as they are all on the web as well.  whistle:

GM you are an ES but I think that's cloud9: why we like you
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2013, 01:30:23 PM
Aw shucks LL  redface:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2013, 01:31:56 PM
Aw shucks LL  redface:

ES is a supermarket here ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
I am pleased to see that my sleeper agent in Cyprus has gone active since my visit.

Broadsword calling Danny Boy etc.  cloud9:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Misty on July 20, 2013, 01:45:07 PM
I love the whole "We are going to look for giant spiders, pissing them off by shoving cameras into their holes and ripping open their habitats,  wearing light short sleeved clothing'. Sounds like something Nick would try.

Wouldn't that piss you off too?
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: boogs on July 20, 2013, 04:12:04 PM
I love the whole "We are going to look for giant spiders, pissing them off by shoving cameras into their holes and ripping open their habitats,  wearing light short sleeved clothing'. Sounds like something Nick would try.

Wouldn't that piss you off too?


BM says he has a camera on his helmet ........ whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2013, 04:24:10 PM
I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees.  lol:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2013, 04:24:57 PM
I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees.  lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: boogs on July 20, 2013, 04:27:22 PM
I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees.  lol:

 evil:

Don't know what you mean .. eeek:  I was only repeating what he said talking about cameras   angel1
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2013, 04:41:57 PM
I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees.  lol:

 evil:

Don't try and play the innocent Apey, we all know its usually the unholy quadriology  point:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2013, 04:48:01 PM
I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees.  lol:

 evil:

Don't try and play the innocent Apey, we all know its usually the unholy quadriology  point:

 redface:     whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2013, 11:34:51 AM
Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2013, 10:12:06 PM
Yes dirty old Barman?  whistle:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2013, 04:04:42 AM
Yes dirty old Barman?  whistle:

Moi?  angel1
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2013, 03:38:22 PM
I notice that neither Misty or LL have appeared to defend your or Apey`s honour.  point:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
I notice that neither Misty or LL have appeared to defend your or Apey`s honour.  point:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2013, 03:25:52 AM
Anyhoo back on topic, it may not have been a spider Misty. These buggers sound like they could be big enough...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html)

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Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2013, 05:46:29 AM
Anyhoo back on topic, it may not have been a spider Misty. These buggers sound like they could be big enough...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html)

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Eeeewwww! you'd need a baseball bat to squish that bugger!
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2013, 06:57:23 AM
In that case I'm calling trademark on BeetlePoonTM and BeetlezookaTM  rubschin:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 23, 2013, 09:15:33 AM
In that case I'm calling trademark on BeetlePoonTM and BeetlezookaTM  rubschin:

I've already got BeetleHook!
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2013, 09:42:05 AM
In that case I'm calling trademark on BeetlePoonTM and BeetlezookaTM  rubschin:

I've already got BeetleHook!
drumroll:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Misty on July 23, 2013, 11:51:19 AM
Anyhoo back on topic, it may not have been a spider Misty. These buggers sound like they could be big enough...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html)

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 eeek: eeek: eeek: Ewww, thats worser that the spider. Got the heeby geebies now.
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2013, 02:44:20 PM
You know I'm surprised Nick hasn't started a `Creepy Crawleys in Misty's Boudoir` thread yet.   rubschin:
Title: Re: dirty ghost?
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2013, 02:48:35 PM
 rubschin: