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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Misty on July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
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I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from?? rubschin:
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I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from?? rubschin:
Spiders with big hands perhaps whistle:
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I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from?? rubschin:
Spiders with big hands perhaps whistle:
eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!
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I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from?? rubschin:
You did say Nick surprised you with his height.
or:
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I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from?? rubschin:
Spiders with big hands perhaps whistle:
eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!
We've had a couple over at ours recently which were big fat hairy B's scared2:
Will admit BM very brave eeek: and both times donned gardening gloves and removed them outside, whilst I, of course, hid in another part of the house redface:
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eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!
I vaguely remember something in the news a while back about Camel Spiders making it to the Med.... rubschin:
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eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!
I vaguely remember something in the news a while back about Camel Spiders making it to the Med.... rubschin:
Now why did I do that - Yes I did goggle Camel Spiders scared2: scared2: scared2: and No noooo: that is not either of the two that were in our house........Then of course I did a goggle of big,hair,spiders found in Cyprus and almost definitely confirm they were Tarantula variation.......................But don't look MissT
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
I'm moving
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It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...
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The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world. eeek:
I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
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we get the bird eating spiders here. Only ever seen one, huuuuuuuuuuge.
Apey got bitten by a spider a couple of years ago. I found the culprit in my bed, twas massive. Then I discovered it was only the baby, then I saw mummy in the living room... eeek: couple of days later, apey found daddy spider in the bathroom. It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.
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It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.
Which you no doubt needed. whistle:
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It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.
Which you no doubt needed. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.
Which you no doubt needed. whistle:
drumroll:
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I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from?? rubschin:
May I just go on record as stating: "It was NOT me!" . . . . . noooo:
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I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from?? rubschin:
May I just go on record as stating: "It was NOT me!" . . . . . noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...
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The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world. eeek:
I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!
Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy scared2:
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It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)
The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world. eeek:
I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!
Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy scared2:
Oh yes...? eyes:
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It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)
The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world. eeek:
I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!
Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy scared2:
Oh yes...? eyes:
****Taps watch****
Nearly August already?
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It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)
The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world. eeek:
I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!
Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy scared2:
Oh yes...? eyes:
****Taps watch****
Nearly August already?
lol: lol: lol:
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It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)
The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world. eeek:
I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!
Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy scared2:
Oh yes...? eyes:
****Taps watch****
Nearly August already?
lol: lol: lol:
Absolutely NO IDEA what you lot are referring to here - strange crowd surrender:
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It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arachnoboards.com%2Fab%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F2%2F2%2Fgoliath1.jpg&hash=710716d17917fa360441fac5849426bfcacf7373)
The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world. eeek:
I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
My advice is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Don't!!!!!!!!!
Yuck yuck yucky yuck - that picture has made all my bits go twitchy scared2:
Oh yes...? eyes:
****Taps watch****
Nearly August already?
lol: lol: lol:
Absolutely NO IDEA what you lot are referring to here - strange crowd surrender:
Indeed... my birthday is in June... ::)
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Did we miss it......... rubschin: you should let us know........ ::)
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Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet rubschin:
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Did we miss it......... rubschin: you should let us know........ ::)
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Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet rubschin:
She said "we don't like these do we?" and chucked them in the bin... ::)
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Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet rubschin:
Not touch one noooo: yet ;D
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Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet rubschin:
She said "we don't like these do we?" and chucked them in the bin... ::)
Your pants are on fire - or will be evil:
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Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet rubschin:
Not touch one noooo: yet ;D
Well hidden then :thumbsup:
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Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet rubschin:
She said "we don't like these do we?" and chucked them in the bin... ::)
So you have to empty it again....... whistle:
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Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet rubschin:
Not touch one noooo: yet ;D
Well hidden then :thumbsup:
In the bursting bin like.... noooo:
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Wonder if LL has scoffed her secret chocs yet rubschin:
Not touch one noooo: yet ;D
Well hidden then :thumbsup:
In the bursting bin like.... noooo:
Snooze......... whistle:
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Any more sightings Miss.T scared2:
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Camel Spiders & other Huge Arachnids (Documentary) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIeCS8k_Vyc#ws)
whistle:
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Prolly an 'Affs' moment but do Camel spiders get the hump?
Generally I don't mind spiders but I would be daunted by that/them.
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Camel Spiders & other Huge Arachnids (Documentary) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIeCS8k_Vyc#ws)
whistle:
Nooooooooooooooooooooo - I see trhough your evil plan Grumpmeister noooo:
I'm NOT going to press play
censored:
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Relax LL, they don't find the 4-5ft long ones that the stories mention. lol:
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Only cos they are better at hiding :thumbsup:
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I like the part where they move the rock and its eating the lizzard. :thumbsup:
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I like the part where they move the rock and its eating the lizzard. :thumbsup:
You've watch it scared2: no I don't think so, I really would have nightmares surrender:
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I like the part where they move the rock and its eating the lizzard. :thumbsup:
You've watch it scared2: no I don't think so, I really would have nightmares surrender:
Prob on the phone,,,,,,,,, cussing:
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I love the whole "We are going to look for giant spiders, pissing them off by shoving cameras into their holes and ripping open their habitats, wearing light short sleeved clothing'. Sounds like something Nick would try.
LL, if I was an evil sod I could have put links to Arachnophobia, 8 Legged Freaks or Spiders as they are all on the web as well. whistle:
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I love the whole "We are going to look for giant spiders, pissing them off by shoving cameras into their holes and ripping open their habitats, wearing light short sleeved clothing'. Sounds like something Nick would try.
LL, if I was an evil sod I could have put links to Arachnophobia, 8 Legged Freaks or Spiders as they are all on the web as well. whistle:
GM you are an ES but I think that's cloud9: why we like you
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Aw shucks LL redface:
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Aw shucks LL redface:
ES is a supermarket here ........ rubschin:
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I am pleased to see that my sleeper agent in Cyprus has gone active since my visit.
Broadsword calling Danny Boy etc. cloud9:
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I love the whole "We are going to look for giant spiders, pissing them off by shoving cameras into their holes and ripping open their habitats, wearing light short sleeved clothing'. Sounds like something Nick would try.
Wouldn't that piss you off too?
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I love the whole "We are going to look for giant spiders, pissing them off by shoving cameras into their holes and ripping open their habitats, wearing light short sleeved clothing'. Sounds like something Nick would try.
Wouldn't that piss you off too?
BM says he has a camera on his helmet ........ whistle:
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I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees. lol:
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I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees. lol:
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I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees. lol:
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Don't know what you mean .. eeek: I was only repeating what he said talking about cameras angel1
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I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees. lol:
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Don't try and play the innocent Apey, we all know its usually the unholy quadriology point:
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I was expecting it to be BM, Baldy, Apey and Nick to bring the tone of the thread down, not the laydees. lol:
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Don't try and play the innocent Apey, we all know its usually the unholy quadriology point:
redface: whistle:
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Oi! cussing:
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Yes dirty old Barman? whistle:
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Yes dirty old Barman? whistle:
Moi? angel1
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I notice that neither Misty or LL have appeared to defend your or Apey`s honour. point:
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I notice that neither Misty or LL have appeared to defend your or Apey`s honour. point:
rubschin:
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Anyhoo back on topic, it may not have been a spider Misty. These buggers sound like they could be big enough... eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html)
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Anyhoo back on topic, it may not have been a spider Misty. These buggers sound like they could be big enough... eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html)
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Eeeewwww! you'd need a baseball bat to squish that bugger!
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In that case I'm calling trademark on BeetlePoonTM and BeetlezookaTM rubschin:
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In that case I'm calling trademark on BeetlePoonTM and BeetlezookaTM rubschin:
I've already got BeetleHook!
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In that case I'm calling trademark on BeetlePoonTM and BeetlezookaTM rubschin:
I've already got BeetleHook!
drumroll:
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Anyhoo back on topic, it may not have been a spider Misty. These buggers sound like they could be big enough... eeek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373811/Worlds-biggest-beetle-Titanus-Giganteus-grows-seven-inches-long.html)
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eeek: eeek: eeek: Ewww, thats worser that the spider. Got the heeby geebies now.
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You know I'm surprised Nick hasn't started a `Creepy Crawleys in Misty's Boudoir` thread yet. rubschin:
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rubschin: