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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 11:23:50 AM
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Every bastard shop here has a sign saying 24 hours , yet they close when they feel like it ........last night was in an area known as the "triangle" about 10 bars 10 foody places .....at mid-night not 1 of the 3 kiosks there were open ...... cussing:
then the bastards complain there is no tourists .....yeah coz you can't buy even a bottle of water ........ cussing:
This area has all the major hotels in walking distance....... noooo:
It's the height of the season .......... Banghead
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They do same sort of thing here too. You see a pub with "food served til 9.30" sign and you turn up at 8.45 with friends and they say "sorry we sent them home at half eight cos it was a bit quiet" evil:
Be even quieter next time
At least it's illegal here. IF I could be arsed to report them
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Del - "Trig, I thought you said the tip was open 24 hours a day?!"
Trigger - "It is, but not at night!"
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Then the bastards complain when they go skint.......... cussing:
On a forum here last year a food place that only opens for breekie n lunch (no evenings) closed for august .....I posted was that wise coz it the height of season ...they replied they deserved a break and it's too hot in august .....
and were quite arrogant with the reply .....
Guess what they closed last week ..(for good)...... Thumbs:
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BTW I had no ciggies hence the rant .........I was not the only one who needed stuff even the bars need the odd thing ........so I left the bar ....not their fault...
but vicious circle....... noooo:
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Guess what they closed last week ..(for good)...... Thumbs:
How sad, never mind
Yonks ago I saw these 3 most important rules for business, and they're still dead right
1. Think Customer
2. Always have a plan
3. Never ever run out of cash
Sounds like your idiots failed all of them but especially the first one.
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All the bars/restaurants in the village are closed one night a week (not the same night)...
I can see the sense in the winter but in holiday season it is complete madness... noooo:
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All the bars/restaurants in the village are closed one night a week (not the same night)...
I can see the sense in the winter but in holiday season it is complete madness... noooo:
Zactly.........I would love time off in the summer (beach etc) but I work everyday I can coz I know in the winter there will be fuck all.....
Not fucking brain surgery is it........ Banghead
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All the bars/restaurants in the village are closed one night a week (not the same night)...
I can see the sense in the winter but in holiday season it is complete madness... noooo:
Zactly.........I would love time off in the summer (beach etc) but I work everyday I can coz I know in the winter there will be fuck all.....
Not fucking brain surgery is it........ Banghead
Calm down... pathead:
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All the bars/restaurants in the village are closed one night a week (not the same night)...
I can see the sense in the winter but in holiday season it is complete madness... noooo:
Zactly.........I would love time off in the summer (beach etc) but I work everyday I can coz I know in the winter there will be fuck all.....
Not fucking brain surgery is it........ Banghead
Calm down... pathead:
It fucks up MY work less tourists less work.......... cussing:
Last night I was with the head of the CTO..........he just shrugged.....and gave me a ciggie.....
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Is this a 5 minute rant or a 10 minute rant? ;)
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Is this a 5 minute rant or a 10 minute rant? ;)
I will say a ten minute one then stop at 5 ......... cussing:
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Is this a 5 minute rant or a 10 minute rant? ;)
I will say a ten minute one then stop at 5 ......... cussing:
You will need to pay for 10 as BM may need the funds to rebuild.... ;)
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Happened again ....asked my local kiosk 2 nights ago what time you closing now ...(although they say 24 hours) when it is winter they normally close at 1am-ish ...but oh noes they said we are always open till 2 am .....went tonight at 1 am ..the bastards are closed ...I asked 2 days ago.... cussing: cussing:
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I don't mind if they close at 11pm but tell me....... cussing: esp when i asked 2 days ago as I know they normally start closing earlier this time of year..... cussing:
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Serious though, we have run out of wine. eeek: sad32:
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happy100
Serious though, we have run out of wine. eeek: sad32:
eeek: eeek:
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happy100
Serious though, we have run out of wine. eeek: sad32:
eeek: eeek:
I know eeek:
thank God we don't smoke anymore.......imagine eeek:
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happy100
Serious though, we have run out of wine. eeek: sad32:
eeek: eeek:
I know eeek:
thank God we don't smoke anymore.......imagine eeek:
I am going to be outside alone when I come over ... unless LL is there cry:
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Serious though, we have run out of wine. eeek: sad32:
eeek: eeek:
I know eeek:
thank God we don't smoke anymore.......imagine eeek:
I am going to be outside alone when I come over ... unless LL is there cry:
Oh noes I am not gonna be one of those ........I still have the odd one INSIDE even BM lets us smoke inside... Thumbs:
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happy100
Serious though, we have run out of wine. eeek: sad32:
eeek: eeek:
I know eeek:
thank God we don't smoke anymore.......imagine eeek:
I am going to be outside alone when I come over ... unless LL is there cry:
Oh noes I am not gonna be one of those ........I still have the odd one INSIDE even BM lets us smoke inside... Thumbs:
I never smoke inside at home ... even when it is freezing like now ... noooo:
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Serious though, we have run out of wine. eeek: sad32:
Oh God, a sober Apey and Misty...... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared007.gif&hash=2a92affdc08d4c15ca34fd9fca1429eff7628bee)
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happy100
Serious though, we have run out of wine. eeek: sad32:
eeek: eeek:
I know eeek:
thank God we don't smoke anymore.......imagine eeek:
I am going to be outside alone when I come over ... unless LL is there cry:
Oh noes I am not gonna be one of those ........I still have the odd one INSIDE even BM lets us smoke inside... Thumbs:
Thumbs:
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Went in today they said BTW we now close "about" 1am .........I fecking know....... cussing:
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Went in today they said BTW we now close "about" 1am .........I fecking know....... cussing:
pathead:
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here.... noooo:
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He/she ain't gonna get many customers over here... well, not from the proper sun like
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He could deal with the tangoed in Liverpool and Manchester :thumbsup:
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here.... noooo:
It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:
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He/she ain't gonna get many customers over here... well, not from the proper sun like
lol: lol: lol:
It is true tho... he used to have them lined up outside his door with sunburn, dehydration and wasp stings.... €50 per time plus one or two a day for an overnight stay on a drip....
Now there are no tourists so he has left the hospital (and his family) and is practising in the UK.... noooo:
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here.... noooo:
It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:
We need Booger to come back like....
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here.... noooo:
It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:
We need Booger to come back like....
I know ..I have someone singing at her hotel tonight ......... Thumbs:
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Is it a funeral or a wake?
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here.... noooo:
It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:
We need Booger to come back like....
I know ..I have someone singing at her hotel tonight ......... Thumbs:
Deaf O'Connor (with thanks to Eric Morecambe 1972-ish) :thumbsup:
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here.... noooo:
It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:
We need Booger to come back like....
I know ..I have someone singing at her hotel tonight ......... Thumbs:
Deaf O'Connor (with thanks to Eric Morecambe 1972-ish) :thumbsup:
;D ;D
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here.... noooo:
It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:
We need Booger to come back like....
I know ..I have someone singing at her hotel tonight ......... Thumbs:
Deaf O'Connor (with thanks to Eric Morecambe 1972-ish) :thumbsup:
;D ;D
or the guy with LUV and ATE tattooed on his remaining fingers?
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Same shit last night ...... noooo: was in a taxi ..even he was ranting ,every place was closed bar one....... noooo:
Even the doctor from the Blue Cross has gone back to the UK - not enough sunburn tourists here.... noooo:
It's the chicken n egg tho.......if nothing is open who the hell is gonna come back for a holiday ..Paphos is like a ghost town shops wise, yet the hotels all still have guests...... noooo:
We need Booger to come back like....
I know ..I have someone singing at her hotel tonight ......... Thumbs:
Deaf O'Connor (with thanks to Eric Morecambe 1972-ish) :thumbsup:
;D ;D
or the guy with LUV and ATE tattooed on his remaining fingers?
lol: lol: lol:
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He/she ain't gonna get many customers over here... well, not from the proper sun like
lol: lol: lol:
It is true tho... he used to have them lined up outside his door with sunburn, dehydration and wasp stings.... €50 per time plus one or two a day for an overnight stay on a drip....
Now there are no tourists so he has left the hospital (and his family) and is practising in the UK.... noooo:
My mate werked at an hotel as the night porter, that is the time when the sunburn, dehydration and general pissed upness kicks in.
He showed me the email from a very large UK/German tourist company pointing out that should they get a tourist who needs to go to horspickle "Under no circumstances send them to (the one opposite McD's, where BM went) they are a bunch of Charlatans who keep people in for extended stays and are uncapable of treating patients apart from putting Band-Aid on injurys or giving out Aspirin.....any guest staying at your hotel will not be covered if you send them to .....
I guess the chap left because the gravy train was running dry. rubschin:
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He/she ain't gonna get many customers over here... well, not from the proper sun like
lol: lol: lol:
It is true tho... he used to have them lined up outside his door with sunburn, dehydration and wasp stings.... €50 per time plus one or two a day for an overnight stay on a drip....
Now there are no tourists so he has left the hospital (and his family) and is practising in the UK.... noooo:
My mate werked at an hotel as the night porter, that is the time when the sunburn, dehydration and general pissed upness kicks in.
He showed me the email from a very large UK/German tourist company pointing out that should they get a tourist who needs to go to horspickle "Under no circumstances send them to (the one opposite McD's, where BM went) they are a bunch of Charlatans who keep people in for extended stays and are uncapable of treating patients apart from putting Band-Aid on injurys or giving out Aspirin.....any guest staying at your hotel will not be covered if you send them to .....
I guess the chap left because the gravy train was running dry. rubschin:
Zackly! Thumbs:
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Kiosks closed again....... cussing: it is the height of the season... noooo:
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Opportunity for a mobile kiosk... rubschin:
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Went for a cavery yesterday........checked physically at the premises and on-line...served 12 till 7....went at 5 ......finished serving...... cussing: cussing:
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Went for a cavery yesterday........checked physically at the premises and on-line...served 12 till 7....went at 5 ......finished serving...... cussing: cussing:
lol: lol: lol:
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Went for a cavery yesterday........checked physically at the premises and on-line...served 12 till 7....went at 5 ......finished serving...... cussing: cussing:
lol: lol: lol:
The thing was ...I was drinking with the owner at the charity do...he was saying how quiet he was .... Banghead
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Went for a cavery yesterday........checked physically at the premises and on-line...served 12 till 7....went at 5 ......finished serving...... cussing: cussing:
A cavery? rubschin:
Some kind of Cypriot underground restaurant?
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Went for a cavery yesterday........checked physically at the premises and on-line...served 12 till 7....went at 5 ......finished serving...... cussing: cussing:
A cavery? rubschin:
Some kind of Cypriot underground restaurant?
A club...... rubschin: