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Title: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2013, 06:11:05 PM
The people watching here is fascinating.

Most of the ex pats in Paphos look like Scotland Yard are after them. The Russians are, well, Russian.  Especially the hookers eeek:

The Greek lot in the villages are unchanged since 1920.

May go to check out Aya Napia at the weekend, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2013, 06:15:13 PM
Aya Napa, at this time of year, is just full of slags from the North of England getting shagged on every street corner. Do not bother.  noooo:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2013, 07:06:56 PM
Aya Napa, at this time of year, is just full of slags from the North of England getting shagged on every street corner. Do not bother.  noooo:
eeek:      lol:

Sounds like Blackpool
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2013, 07:22:55 PM
Aya Napa, at this time of year, is just full of slags from the North of England getting shagged on every street corner. Do not bother.  noooo:
eeek:      lol:

Sounds like Blackpool

Never been to Blackpool. I cannot be as bad as Napa.  noooo:

Manchester bird getting 'done' on a parked up scooter in the street at 10:30pm is just one of the many things I have seen.  noooo:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2013, 07:28:00 PM
hmmm yes get the picture

Did they leave the scooter running to give that extra thrill?

Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2013, 07:35:02 PM
hmmm yes get the picture

Did they leave the scooter running to give that extra thrill?

 noooo: noooo:

Those lovely girls have a league table of the numbers they get 'sorted' during their holiday.  noooo:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 12, 2013, 08:53:32 PM
Aya Napa, at this time of year, is just full of slags from the North of England getting shagged on every street corner. Do not bother.  noooo:
eeek:      lol:

Sounds like Blackpool

Never been to Blackpool. I cannot be as bad as Napa.  noooo:

Manchester bird getting 'done' on a parked up scooter in the street at 10:30pm is just one of the many things I have seen.  noooo:

I can just picture it.......... A velvety dark warm evening and Mr Baldy sees what is occurring on the parked up scooter, he saunters over, hands in pockets until he reaches the 'loved up, copulating couple. Reaching over he gently taps the lovely girl on her sweat streaked shoulder, watching a tiny pearl of sweat trickle down her arm as he waits to be noticed.  The girl looks up just as the young man is reaching his vinegar strokes and Mr Baldy quietly asks "my dear girl from where do you come"? and she, panting with lust, gasps out "why, Manchester kind sir", "it is just as I thought" Mr Baldy mutters as walks away from the couple, smiling to himself as thinks about how quietly but how completely he had kicked the scooters stand out from under the Vespa and how much pandemonium he would have caused with his small but deliciously wicked act.
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2013, 08:59:41 PM
Aya Napa, at this time of year, is just full of slags from the North of England getting shagged on every street corner. Do not bother.  noooo:
eeek:      lol:

Sounds like Blackpool

Never been to Blackpool. I cannot be as bad as Napa.  noooo:

Manchester bird getting 'done' on a parked up scooter in the street at 10:30pm is just one of the many things I have seen.  noooo:

I can just picture it.......... A velvety dark warm evening and Mr Baldy sees what is occurring on the parked up scooter, he saunters over, hands in pockets until he reaches the 'loved up, copulating couple. Reaching over he gently taps the lovely girl on her sweat streaked shoulder, watching a tiny pearl of sweat trickle down her arm as he waits to be noticed.  The girl looks up just as the young man is reaching his vinegar strokes and Mr Baldy quietly asks "my dear girl from where do you come"? and she, panting with lust, gasps out "why, Manchester kind sir", "it is just as I thought" Mr Baldy mutters as walks away from the couple, smiling to himself as thinks about how quietly but how completely he had kicked the scooters stand out from under the Vespa and how much pandemonium he would have caused with his small but deliciously wicked act.

 lol: lol: lol: Not quite...but close.  ;)
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Just One More on July 12, 2013, 09:15:00 PM
Aya Napa, at this time of year, is just full of slags from the North of England getting shagged on every street corner. Do not bother.  noooo:
eeek:      lol:

Sounds like Blackpool

Never been to Blackpool. I cannot be as bad as Napa.  noooo:

Manchester bird getting 'done' on a parked up scooter in the street at 10:30pm is just one of the many things I have seen.  noooo:

I can just picture it.......... A velvety dark warm evening and Mr Baldy sees what is occurring on the parked up scooter, he saunters over, hands in pockets until he reaches the 'loved up, copulating couple. Reaching over he gently taps the lovely girl on her sweat streaked shoulder, watching a tiny pearl of sweat trickle down her arm as he waits to be noticed.  The girl looks up just as the young man is reaching his vinegar strokes and Mr Baldy quietly asks "my dear girl from where do you come"? and she, panting with lust, gasps out "why, Manchester kind sir", "it is just as I thought" Mr Baldy mutters as walks away from the couple, smiling to himself as thinks about how quietly but how completely he had kicked the scooters stand out from under the Vespa and how much pandemonium he would have caused with his small but deliciously wicked act.

 happy001
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2013, 10:57:30 PM
The people watching here is fascinating.

Most of the ex pats in Paphos look like Scotland Yard are after them. The Russians are, well, Russian.  Especially the hookers eeek:

The Greek lot in the villages are unchanged since 1920.

May go to check out Aya Napia at the weekend, like  rubschin:

Ex-pat Baldy .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 05:23:14 AM
Aya Napa, at this time of year, is just full of slags from the North of England getting shagged on every street corner. Do not bother.  noooo:
eeek:      lol:

Sounds like Blackpool

Never been to Blackpool. I cannot be as bad as Napa.  noooo:

Manchester bird getting 'done' on a parked up scooter in the street at 10:30pm is just one of the many things I have seen.  noooo:

I can just picture it.......... A velvety dark warm evening and Mr Baldy sees what is occurring on the parked up scooter, he saunters over, hands in pockets until he reaches the 'loved up, copulating couple. Reaching over he gently taps the lovely girl on her sweat streaked shoulder, watching a tiny pearl of sweat trickle down her arm as he waits to be noticed.  The girl looks up just as the young man is reaching his vinegar strokes and Mr Baldy quietly asks "my dear girl from where do you come"? and she, panting with lust, gasps out "why, Manchester kind sir", "it is just as I thought" Mr Baldy mutters as walks away from the couple, smiling to himself as thinks about how quietly but how completely he had kicked the scooters stand out from under the Vespa and how much pandemonium he would have caused with his small but deliciously wicked act.

happy001

That's the Booker Prize sorted!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2013, 07:40:46 AM
It's like an ugly competition in here today.  noooo:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 07:43:32 AM
It's like an ugly competition in here today.  noooo:

Are you winning?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2013, 07:47:22 AM
 horn:
Title: Re: Holidays as anthropology
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 11:03:02 AM
It's like an ugly competition in here today.  noooo:

Are you winning?  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: