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Title: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM: Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2013, 07:25:04 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin

And they are surveying you, wondering why an Orang Utan is eating breakfast and smoking point:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 12, 2013, 07:28:01 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 12, 2013, 07:25:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin

And they are surveying you, wondering why an Orang Utan is eating breakfast and smoking point:
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Don't forget he is fiddling with his tooter too, not sure what they will make of that. eeek:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2013, 07:29:54 AM: My poor thread sad24:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 07:55:06 AM: I never pretend to be James Bond rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2013, 08:10:24 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 07:55:06 AM
I never pretend to be James Bond rubschin:

Pussy Galore?
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2013, 08:23:24 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?

Nobody that doesn't need to be sectioned, no.
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 12, 2013, 09:05:41 AM: Nick could be Fold Ginger.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/uk/11/7-7-facewall/img/victim_wall_976x634.gif (http://www.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/uk/11/7-7-facewall/img/victim_wall_976x634.gif)

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from Mister Goldfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
This hear is cold

Well that's today's ear worm sorted out. It beats the one I did have......Me and my Arrow straight up and narrow....
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM: Your Bond Girl name = the name you gave to your private parts as a child and your grandmothers maiden name rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2013, 09:54:21 AM: Willy Watkins rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2013, 11:23:55 AM: Todger Fettiplace noooo:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Misty on July 12, 2013, 11:29:05 AM: Mimi Minter. lol:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2013, 11:30:19 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 12, 2013, 07:25:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin

And they are surveying you, wondering why an Orang Utan is eating breakfast and smoking point:

happy001
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2013, 01:44:23 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin

The fat blonde is a friend of Miss T........ noooo:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 12, 2013, 02:52:57 PM: No-name Tillet. noooo:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: boogs on July 12, 2013, 03:12:05 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin

Just what can you say .... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 12, 2013, 03:45:24 PM: Yes?
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2013, 03:59:57 PM: Quote from: boogs on July 12, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin

Just what can you say .... Shrugs:
Pavarotti?
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Nissan Dormo bile?

redface: redface:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2013, 04:04:57 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2013, 03:59:57 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 12, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin

Just what can you say .... Shrugs:
Pavarotti?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpictures.dealer.com%2Fc%2Fconnellnissan%2F1351%2Fbcbb93ed0a0d028a013f16b41a3ecaee.jpg&hash=7652eb6796a2c335e55be80c5d67d3bf5566d87b)

Nissan Dormo bile?

redface: redface:

tunble:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2013, 04:08:35 PM: Come come Mr Bond... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlouiaSmgA8#)
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2013, 06:17:30 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 12, 2013, 08:10:24 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 07:55:06 AM
I never pretend to be James Bond rubschin:

Pussy Galore?

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 13, 2013, 09:13:38 AM: Some of us don't need to pretend . . . . .

Now, where's Moneypenny got to? rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2013, 09:43:46 AM: run off with Growler?
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Landlady on July 14, 2013, 03:24:41 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
Your Bond Girl name = the name you gave to your private parts as a child and your grandmothers maiden name rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott rubschin:

This made me laugh, so I will admit mine would turn out as:

Foo Foo Gardener

Just off to set up my new landscaping business smile:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2013, 03:39:46 PM: Quote from: Landlady on July 14, 2013, 03:24:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
Your Bond Girl name = the name you gave to your private parts as a child and your grandmothers maiden name rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott rubschin:

This made me laugh, so I will admit mine would turn out as:

Foo Foo Gardener

Just off to set up my new landscaping business smile:

So Foo Foo and Poo Poo in the same house........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Landlady on July 14, 2013, 03:48:18 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 14, 2013, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 14, 2013, 03:24:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
Your Bond Girl name = the name you gave to your private parts as a child and your grandmothers maiden name rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott rubschin:

This made me laugh, so I will admit mine would turn out as:

Foo Foo Gardener

Just off to set up my new landscaping business smile:

So Foo Foo and Poo Poo in the same house........ rubschin:
::) ::) ::) ::)

Okay fez up then matey .....so you are Minnie and ???????????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2013, 08:29:56 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 14, 2013, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 14, 2013, 03:24:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
Your Bond Girl name = the name you gave to your private parts as a child and your grandmothers maiden name rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott rubschin:

This made me laugh, so I will admit mine would turn out as:

Foo Foo Gardener

Just off to set up my new landscaping business smile:

So Foo Foo and Poo Poo in the same house........ rubschin:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 05:39:10 AM: Ah yes, that reminds me ......................... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 05:56:25 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 05:39:10 AM
Ah yes, that reminds me ......................... eveilgrin:

eeek:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 06:05:05 AM: Only when you think you are safe will it be posted eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 06:23:21 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 06:05:05 AM
Only when you think you are safe will it be posted eveilgrin:

eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 01:19:22 PM: Super dooper James Bond style fun in the speedboat (2 hours of zooming about).

There were two buttons they told me not to touch.

rubschin:

Naturally I touched and brought down a helichopper and torpedoed a fat bird on a lilo :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 01:25:29 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 01:19:22 PM
Super dooper James Bond style fun in the speedboat (2 hours of zooming about).

There were two buttons they told me not to touch.

rubschin:

Naturally I touched and brought down a helichopper and torpedoed a fat bird on a lilo :thumbsup:

Are you burnt....... rubschin: (more)...
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 01:27:08 PM: VERY redface:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2013, 01:39:48 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 01:19:22 PM
Super dooper James Bond style fun in the speedboat (2 hours of zooming about).

There were two buttons they told me not to touch.

rubschin:

Naturally I touched and brought down a helichopper and torpedoed a fat bird on a lilo :thumbsup:

LOL and slightly jealous

Well not of fat bird obviously. Was she a character from evil plan?
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 01:41:23 PM: I have pics :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 01:43:35 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 01:41:23 PM
I have pics :thumbsup:

Where are they....... ::)
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 02:20:41 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 01:19:22 PM
Super dooper James Bond style fun in the speedboat (2 hours of zooming about).

There were two buttons they told me not to touch.

rubschin:

Naturally I touched and brought down a helichopper and torpedoed a fat bird on a lilo :thumbsup:

Of course, of course... pathead:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 02:35:58 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this? redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my ~~Nissan Micra~~ Aston Martin

007 brain cells? whistle:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 02:50:14 PM: He was seriously shocked when I told him I never thought of being Bond .... noooo:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 02:56:24 PM: Are you sure you didn't mishear and he actually said about wanting to be blonde. It would be a step up from ginger. rubschin:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 02:57:25 PM: I bet they were impressed with his deck shoes when he went to hire the boat - sign of a true sailor.... lol:

He sent me a picture of the one they let him rent...

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Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 02:58:38 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2013, 02:57:25 PM
I bet they were impressed with his deck shoes when he went to hire the boat - sign of a true sailor.... lol:

He sent me a picture of the one they let him rent...

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Bet he's talkig like Jack Sparrow now........ noooo:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 03:06:18 PM: I'm thinking less Pirates of the Caribbean and more Muppets Treasure Island.. whistle:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Misty on July 15, 2013, 04:29:26 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 03:06:18 PM
I'm thinking less Pirates of the Caribbean and more Muppets Treasure Island.. whistle:

lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 04:31:24 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 15, 2013, 04:29:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 03:06:18 PM
I'm thinking less Pirates of the Caribbean and more Muppets Treasure Island.. whistle:

lol: lol:

He meant you too........ noooo:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2013, 05:01:23 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2Fnye28z3g1%2FIMG_20130715_00018.jpg&hash=76b09b19313c5d0a1aa29c1836ff792b578004f9) (http://postimg.org/image/nye28z3g1/)
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 05:04:06 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 04:31:24 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 15, 2013, 04:29:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 03:06:18 PM
I'm thinking less Pirates of the Caribbean and more Muppets Treasure Island.. whistle:

lol: lol:

He meant you too........ noooo:

Strangely enough I can see you and BM as Statler and Waldorf Apey whistle:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 05:07:20 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 05:04:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 04:31:24 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 15, 2013, 04:29:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2013, 03:06:18 PM
I'm thinking less Pirates of the Caribbean and more Muppets Treasure Island.. whistle:

lol: lol:

He meant you too........ noooo:

Strangely enough I can see you and BM as Statler and Waldorf Apey whistle:

evil:
Title: Re: Pretending to be James Bond
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2013, 07:40:47 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 05:01:23 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2Fnye28z3g1%2FIMG_20130715_00018.jpg&hash=76b09b19313c5d0a1aa29c1836ff792b578004f9) (http://postimg.org/image/nye28z3g1/)

It looks smokey on the port side scared2: