The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 08:31:23 AM
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ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you? Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................
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Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too Angry9:
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::)
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"Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?"
well that's another witness protection false identity blown then
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ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you? Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................
tunble: tunble:
Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too Angry9:
So he is not allowed out....... noooo:
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ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you? Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................
tunble: tunble:
Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too Angry9:
So he is not allowed out....... noooo:
I was waiting for a man.... ::)
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ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you? Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................
tunble: tunble:
Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too Angry9:
So he is not allowed out....... noooo:
I was waiting for a man.... ::)
LL too......... point:
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ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you? Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................
tunble: tunble:
Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too Angry9:
So he is not allowed out....... noooo:
I was waiting for a man.... ::)
aren't we all? noooo:
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Mongs... ::)
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ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you? Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................
tunble: tunble:
Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too Angry9:
So he is not allowed out....... noooo:
I was waiting for a man.... ::)
aren't we all? noooo:
drumroll: drumroll:
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
;D ;D
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer! point:
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
Did you spot the white cat then..... eeek:
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer! point:
redface:
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer! point:
redface:
Lidl finest..........
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer! point:
redface:
Lidl finest..........
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I didn't offer him the good stuff.... redface:
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer! point:
redface:
Lidl finest..........
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I didn't offer him the good stuff.... redface:
noooo: could be worse you could have given him home brew.....
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sad32:
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer! point:
redface:
Lidl finest..........
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I didn't offer him the good stuff.... redface:
noooo: could be worse you could have given him home brew.....
That is the good stuff! cussing:
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I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer! point:
redface:
Lidl finest..........
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I didn't offer him the good stuff.... redface:
noooo: could be worse you could have given him home brew.....
That is the good stuff! cussing:
rubschin: really......... whistle:
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He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead noooo:
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And the other two ain't going to be there either
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He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead noooo:
Was he paying , rubschin:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
He didn't even pay me for the teabags cussing:
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He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead noooo:
ARE THEY !!! recently how old (finds dibber quickly) eeek:
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He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead noooo:
I didn't believe that owld shite about Santa or the Tooth Fairy either.... noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
He didn't even pay me for the teabags cussing:
You sure he wasn't asking you to babysit......... rubschin:
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Doorbell rings...
I open it and find a box of PG Tips on the floor and nobody there... cloud9:
With hindsight, I should have just taken them, closed the door and made a nicer cuppah.... ::)
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Doorbell rings...
I open it and find a box of PG Tips on the floor and nobody there... cloud9:
With hindsight, I should have just taken them, closed the door and made a nicer cuppah.... ::)
He was gonna surprise you ..........but I forgot where you live........ redface:
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he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger
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he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger
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he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger
happy001
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he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger
happy001
happy001 happy001
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he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger
We called it Knock down Ginger. Thumbs:
Sounds good enough in my book though.
lol: lol: lol:
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Yep, I've also heard it called Drop Down Ginger
but Drop Dead sounded the funnier version
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Yep, I've also heard it called Drop Down Ginger
but Drop Dead sounded the funnier version
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Very brief (because he ran away within five minutes of us arriving) first impressions of Mr. Nick were that he appeared quite intelligent and was taller than I'd expected whistle:
I've been told by BB that he thought I looked EXACTLY like my avatar censored: and I wasn't even wearing any leopard print
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Very brief (because he ran away within five minutes of us arriving) first impressions of Mr. Nick were that he appeared quite intelligent and was taller than I'd expected whistle:
I've been told by BB that he thought I looked EXACTLY like my avatar censored: and I wasn't even wearing any leopard print
cloud9:
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Very brief (because he ran away within five minutes of us arriving) first impressions of Mr. Nick were that he appeared quite intelligent and was taller than I'd expected whistle:
I've been told by BB that he thought I looked EXACTLY like my avatar censored: and I wasn't even wearing any leopard print
Appeared......... whistle:
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quite whistle:
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Very brief (because he ran away within five minutes of us arriving) first impressions of Mr. Nick were that he appeared quite intelligent and was taller than I'd expected whistle:
I've been told by BB that he thought I looked EXACTLY like my avatar censored: and I wasn't even wearing any leopard print
Appeared......... whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_RDHIfo3Wq9Q%2FS-wSMcy5AcI%2FAAAAAAAAA_E%2Fun43tJEVuz0%2Fs640%2FChimpanzee_thinking_poster.jpg&hash=87f8605d1e82618f3f9b532b49c3bbb2d4e6c891)
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cussing:
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There is no way I can commit to a binding statement on intelligence of Mr. Nick based on a five minute introduction - however I must say Darwin that picture is very lifelike of Mr. Nick in thoughtful mood ...............or what he's like after a few beers eeek:
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There is no way I can commit to a binding statement on intelligence of Mr. Nick based on a five minute introduction - however I must say Darwin that picture is very lifelike of Mr. Nick in thoughtful mood ...............or what he's like after a few beers eeek:
Lidl specials ....... noooo:
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He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead noooo:
You must be psykick or summat only this morning I was cleaning them out and removing the dead bodies. They have done the job though I have loads of mealworms some tiny some nearly big enough to pupate. Would you like some for your flat when you return? angel1