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Title: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 08:31:23 AM
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 08:36:52 AM
::)
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2013, 09:23:38 AM
"Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?"

well that's another witness protection false identity blown then
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 11:22:33 AM
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 11:51:37 AM
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

I was waiting for a man.... ::)
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 12:00:45 PM
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

I was waiting for a man.... ::)

LL too......... point:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Misty on July 10, 2013, 12:36:26 PM
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

I was waiting for a man.... ::)


aren't we all?  noooo:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 12:49:09 PM
Mongs... ::)
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2013, 01:04:29 PM
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

I was waiting for a man.... ::)


aren't we all?  noooo:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 03:16:19 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:20:37 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 03:22:42 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: boogs on July 10, 2013, 03:23:46 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

Did you spot the white cat then..... eeek:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 03:24:26 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:29:04 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:

Lidl finest..........
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 03:34:00 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:

Lidl finest..........

 Thumbs:

I didn't offer him the good stuff....  redface:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:36:12 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:

Lidl finest..........

 Thumbs:

I didn't offer him the good stuff....  redface:

 noooo:  could be worse you could have given him home brew.....
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 03:44:01 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:

Lidl finest..........

 Thumbs:

I didn't offer him the good stuff....  redface:

 noooo:  could be worse you could have given him home brew.....

That is the good stuff!  cussing:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:57:18 PM
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:

Lidl finest..........

 Thumbs:

I didn't offer him the good stuff....  redface:

 noooo:  could be worse you could have given him home brew.....

That is the good stuff!  cussing:

 rubschin: really......... whistle:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 03:59:35 PM
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2013, 04:04:37 PM
And the other two ain't going to be there either
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 04:05:06 PM
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

Was he paying , rubschin:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2013, 04:06:37 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

He didn't even pay me for the teabags  cussing:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: boogs on July 10, 2013, 04:06:57 PM
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

ARE THEY !!!  recently how old  (finds dibber quickly) eeek:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 04:10:28 PM
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

I didn't believe that owld shite about Santa or the Tooth Fairy either....  noooo:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 04:12:37 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

He didn't even pay me for the teabags  cussing:

You sure he wasn't asking you to babysit......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 04:16:28 PM
Doorbell rings...

I open it and find a box of PG Tips on the floor and nobody there...  cloud9:

With hindsight, I should have just taken them, closed the door and made a nicer cuppah.... ::)
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 04:20:06 PM
Doorbell rings...

I open it and find a box of PG Tips on the floor and nobody there...  cloud9:

With hindsight, I should have just taken them, closed the door and made a nicer cuppah.... ::)

He was gonna surprise you ..........but I forgot where you live........ redface:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2013, 04:20:52 PM
he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 04:21:39 PM
he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger


 drumroll:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 04:24:52 PM
he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger

happy001
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2013, 04:29:50 PM
he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Baldy on July 10, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger

We called it Knock down Ginger.  Thumbs:

Sounds good enough in my book though.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2013, 06:51:59 PM
Yep, I've also heard it called Drop Down Ginger

but Drop Dead sounded the funnier version
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Baldy on July 10, 2013, 07:00:29 PM
Yep, I've also heard it called Drop Down Ginger

but Drop Dead sounded the funnier version

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Landlady on July 11, 2013, 08:55:01 AM
Very brief (because he ran away within five minutes of us arriving) first impressions of Mr. Nick were that he appeared quite intelligent and was taller than I'd expected  whistle:
I've been told by BB that he thought I looked EXACTLY like my avatar  censored: and I wasn't even wearing any leopard print
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2013, 08:57:38 AM
Very brief (because he ran away within five minutes of us arriving) first impressions of Mr. Nick were that he appeared quite intelligent and was taller than I'd expected  whistle:
I've been told by BB that he thought I looked EXACTLY like my avatar  censored: and I wasn't even wearing any leopard print

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2013, 08:58:20 AM
Very brief (because he ran away within five minutes of us arriving) first impressions of Mr. Nick were that he appeared quite intelligent and was taller than I'd expected  whistle:
I've been told by BB that he thought I looked EXACTLY like my avatar  censored: and I wasn't even wearing any leopard print

Appeared......... whistle:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2013, 09:30:35 AM
quite  whistle:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2013, 09:31:09 AM
Very brief (because he ran away within five minutes of us arriving) first impressions of Mr. Nick were that he appeared quite intelligent and was taller than I'd expected  whistle:
I've been told by BB that he thought I looked EXACTLY like my avatar  censored: and I wasn't even wearing any leopard print

Appeared......... whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_RDHIfo3Wq9Q%2FS-wSMcy5AcI%2FAAAAAAAAA_E%2Fun43tJEVuz0%2Fs640%2FChimpanzee_thinking_poster.jpg&hash=87f8605d1e82618f3f9b532b49c3bbb2d4e6c891)
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2013, 09:31:51 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Landlady on July 11, 2013, 10:20:52 AM
There is no way I can commit to a binding statement on intelligence of Mr. Nick based on a five minute introduction - however I must say Darwin that picture is very lifelike of Mr. Nick in thoughtful mood ...............or what he's like after a few beers  eeek:
 
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2013, 11:46:48 AM
There is no way I can commit to a binding statement on intelligence of Mr. Nick based on a five minute introduction - however I must say Darwin that picture is very lifelike of Mr. Nick in thoughtful mood ...............or what he's like after a few beers  eeek:

Lidl specials ....... noooo:
Title: Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2013, 12:43:54 PM
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

You must be psykick or summat only this morning I was cleaning them out and removing the dead bodies.  They have done the job though I have loads of mealworms some tiny some nearly big enough to pupate.  Would you like some for your flat when you return? angel1