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Title: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 10:26:03 AM
Only gone and landed me-self an extra job to go with 20hour grocery delivery job!

Anyone care to hazard a guess as to what it might be?

(No prizes unfortunately)
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 10:28:28 AM
 horn:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 10:31:07 AM
Delivering dead bodies?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 10:31:24 AM
Not a 'Male escort'  .... whistle:

Or perhaps a professional mourner.... ::)
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 10:33:22 AM
Delivering dead bodies?  rubschin:

What Baldy said! ^^^^
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 10:41:14 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

Don't mock, my mate does it here ......big dosh........he even digs the holes 200 a throw......... eeek:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2013, 10:46:34 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:
I thought it was going to be "hit-man".

 scared2:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 11:08:40 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

Good on you Marley ... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2013, 11:12:50 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

Good on you Marley ... :thumbsup:
Indeed, good on you  :thumbsup:

Dare we ask how much you get for generating new business?
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Just One More on July 07, 2013, 11:16:54 AM
You could do yer other deliveries at the same time. Plenty of room in the back, saves on time, saves on fuel, everyone's a winner.... well, except the poor sod in the biggest box  redface:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:19:18 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

When my next-door-but-one neighbour died the funeral guy turned up on his own, zipped her in a body bag and threw her over his shoulder to carry her out to the 'private ambulance'  eeek:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 11:35:52 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

When my next-door-but-one neighbour died the funeral guy turned up on his own, zipped her in a body bag and threw her over his shoulder to carry her out to the 'private ambulance'  eeek:

Please tell me you are joking..... doh:
You could do yer other deliveries at the same time. Plenty of room in the back, saves on time, saves on fuel, everyone's a winner.... well, except the poor sod in the biggest box  redface:

Good thinking that man... :thumbsup:

Many years ago when I was alone with two kids and no munny... I used to make costumes for a male stripper... part of his act was he came out of a coffin dressed as Dracula anyhoo he used to come to my house with the coffin strapped to the top of his bright orange Cortina which has fur fabric seats the lot..... lol: lol: lol:

My neighbour came round one day and asked if he would park it round the corner when he came... in case people thought she was dead .... she was 80 at the time... ;)

Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:56:52 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

When my next-door-but-one neighbour died the funeral guy turned up on his own, zipped her in a body bag and threw her over his shoulder to carry her out to the 'private ambulance'  eeek:

Please tell me you are joking..... doh:

Oh noes....  noooo:

I suspect it is the same company that dropped a coffin out of the back of the car in front of LL....

I don't know how they explained all the scratches at the funeral....
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2013, 12:03:41 PM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

When my next-door-but-one neighbour died the funeral guy turned up on his own, zipped her in a body bag and threw her over his shoulder to carry her out to the 'private ambulance'  eeek:

Please tell me you are joking..... doh:

Oh noes....  noooo:

I suspect it is the same company that dropped a coffin out of the back of the car in front of LL....

I don't know how they explained all the scratches at the funeral....

Possibly an Affs.

Mrs DS#2 used to work in a charity shop. One day a hearse pulled up opposite with smoke coming out from under the bonnet.

The bearers all jumped out and unloaded the coffin onto the pavement.

The smoke turned out to be steam and once the radiator was topped up they loaded up again and took the box off to be burned properly.
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 06:25:40 PM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

When my next-door-but-one neighbour died the funeral guy turned up on his own, zipped her in a body bag and threw her over his shoulder to carry her out to the 'private ambulance'  eeek:

Please tell me you are joking..... doh:

Oh noes....  noooo:

I suspect it is the same company that dropped a coffin out of the back of the car in front of LL....

I don't know how they explained all the scratches at the funeral....

That would be a "removal" . . . (The guy I'm working for uses his own Astra estate with blacked ou windows at the back . . .
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2013, 06:30:12 PM
There was a mini one for sale..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:59:13 PM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

I think me & BM were correct.  Shrugs:

Lend us both a fiver.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2013, 11:58:39 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

I think me & BM were correct.  Shrugs:

Lend us both a fiver.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 12, 2013, 03:12:02 PM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

Good on you Marley ... :thumbsup:

^^^Wot she said^^^ Well done that man.  JOM has made some well thought out suggestions. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2013, 09:30:00 PM
Any updates.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2013, 09:31:17 PM
Nope. It has finished a number of times.  noooo:
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 12, 2013, 08:02:18 AM
Nope. It has finished a number of times.  noooo:

???
Title: Re: Marley gets an extra job
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2013, 08:48:27 AM
Nope. It has finished a number of times.  noooo:

???
Shrugs: