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Title: Warning Lights
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2013, 08:40:36 AM
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:
Title: Re: Warning Lights
Post by: Baldy on July 03, 2013, 08:46:08 AM
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Warning Lights
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2013, 08:48:02 AM
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.
Title: Re: Warning Lights
Post by: Baldy on July 03, 2013, 08:49:14 AM
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Warning Lights
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2013, 09:25:50 AM
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Warning Lights
Post by: boogs on July 03, 2013, 09:32:14 AM
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

It could only happen to Nick..... lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Warning Lights
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2013, 10:05:41 AM
I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated  scared2:

To get there before an accident happens?  rubschin:

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: