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Title: Nick's willy,s trials, tribulations and trials.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 02, 2013, 03:43:50 PM: As we know Mr Nick will soon be jetting off from these shores and knowing him landing in Timbuktu rather than sunny Cyprus.

We know that when he does get to Cyprus the temperature will drop, gale force winds will stir the sand into sand storms once everything has been dug out from a deep layer of sand the heavens will open and Cyprus will experience more rain than it ever has before or ever will again. When the flood water recedes and the mopping up has been done Nick needs to enjoy his holiday.

Whilst he is not there for a shagfest he does need some condoms* We need a way of camouflaging his willy so as not to scare off the laydees of the night who will tend to his #cough# needs.

Suggestions please.

* See 'Medical Centre' for clarification.
Title: Re: Nick's willy,s trials, tribulations and trials.
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2013, 03:45:08 PM: Those new pills have sent her bonkers. noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's willy,s trials, tribulations and trials.
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2013, 03:46:29 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 02, 2013, 03:45:08 PM
Those new pills have sent her bonkers. noooo:

Baldy has pills for you.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nick's willy,s trials, tribulations and trials.
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2013, 04:29:05 PM: Sorry, I have run out. whistle:

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No need for any more of these. noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's willy,s trials, tribulations and trials.
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2013, 08:24:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 02, 2013, 03:43:50 PM
. . . We need a way of camouflaging his willy so as not to scare off the laydees of the night who will tend to his #cough# needs.

Suggestions please . . .

A maggot schemed condom?

However this is hardly likely to help in the pursuit of "getting his end away"

Wot a shame
Title: Re: Nick's willy,s trials, tribulations and trials.
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2013, 08:27:53 PM: Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2013, 08:24:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 02, 2013, 03:43:50 PM
. . . We need a way of camouflaging his willy so as not to scare off the laydees of the night who will tend to his #cough# needs.

Suggestions please . . .

A maggot schemed condom?

However this is hardly likely to help in the pursuit of "getting his end away"

Wot a shame

eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's willy,s trials, tribulations and trials.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 02, 2013, 08:39:42 PM: Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2013, 08:24:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 02, 2013, 03:43:50 PM
. . . We need a way of camouflaging his willy so as not to scare off the laydees of the night who will tend to his #cough# needs.

Suggestions please . . .

A maggot schemed condom?

However this is hardly likely to help in the pursuit of "getting his end away"

Wot a shame

If we go with your plan Steve Nicks end will have been eaten away by maggots. I think that I may be having nightmares tonight.

scared2:
Title: Re: Nick's willy,s trials, tribulations and trials.
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2013, 08:51:34 PM: even I wouldn't wish that on him Miss C

I meant he should hide it in a condom printed to look like a maggot

I'd have said giant mutant maggot but come on let's be real