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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: wayne Kerr on May 06, 2007, 10:14:15 PM

Title: Hello mates
Post by: wayne Kerr on May 06, 2007, 10:14:15 PM

 Hi all !! Are coons allowed in here??  thumbsup:

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Forkwit on May 06, 2007, 11:26:38 PM

NO

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Misunderstood on May 06, 2007, 11:40:18 PM

Quote from: wayne Kerr on May 06, 2007, 10:14:15 PM

Hi all !! Are coons allowed in here??  thumbsup:

Depends on whether you've brought that damn dog or not....

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2007, 05:30:14 AM

Quote from: wayne Kerr on May 06, 2007, 10:14:15 PM

Hi all !! Are coons allowed in here??  thumbsup:

Everybody is welcome in the ?pub ? friends and former enemies alike ? if they intend to contribute positively to the board.

To be honest, ?coon? jokes are a bit pass? don?t you think?  whistle:

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: wayne Kerr on May 07, 2007, 08:01:19 AM

Thanks forkwit  thumbsup:

Guess now we have to decide whos who  scared2:

Promise Barman I'll violent073:

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Sour Puss on May 07, 2007, 10:29:12 AM

Stand by with the pooper scoopers.   scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cartoonstock.com%2Flowres%2Fiba0061l.jpg&hash=65be6c07e11c16fd2dffdafa534c8c09e5255305)

 scared:

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2007, 12:33:51 PM

Hello Wayne .... nice to see you here. Place needed a bit of colour. whistle:

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2007, 02:43:39 PM

Quote from: wayne Kerr on May 07, 2007, 08:01:19 AM

Guess now we have to decide whos who  scared2:

I imagine that may not be too taxing in my case.

Let me buy you a Bacardi, or would you prefer a can of Red Stripe?

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2007, 04:01:17 PM

All reet Wayneo.   eyes:

BEHAVE yourself in here. 
Gorrit?

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: jeremy on May 07, 2007, 04:20:01 PM

Good afternoon everyone. 
My name's Jeremy. 
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus. 
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub.

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2007, 05:31:20 PM

Quote from: jeremy on May 07, 2007, 04:20:01 PM

Good afternoon everyone. 
My name's Jeremy. 
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus. 
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub.

You?ve come to just the right place then!  lol:

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Misunderstood on May 07, 2007, 06:45:29 PM

Quote from: jeremy on May 07, 2007, 04:20:01 PM

Good afternoon everyone. 
My name's Jeremy. 
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus. 
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub.

I thought the idea was Jesus was supposed to find you... Were you ex-directory?

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: jeremy on May 07, 2007, 08:58:01 PM

Quote from: Bouncer link=topic=119. msg889#msg889 date=1178563529

Quote from: jeremy link=topic=119. msg875#msg875 date=1178554801

Good afternoon everyone.  
My name's Jeremy.  
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus.  
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub. 

I thought the idea was Jesus was supposed to find you. . .  Were you ex-directory?

I was hiding behind the curtains of uncertainty. 

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: jeremy on May 07, 2007, 08:59:06 PM

Just nipped out for a swift one.
Told my partner I was taking out the ashes
Dry sherry and a pickled egg please

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: jeremy on May 07, 2007, 09:35:19 PM

Quiet in here.  Has everyone slipped out for a fag? 
Can one say fag these days?
Must go
Toodles

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: wayne Kerr on May 07, 2007, 10:04:37 PM

Quote from: jeremy link=topic=119.  msg875#msg875 date=1178554801

Good afternoon everyone.   
My name's Jeremy.   
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus.   
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub.  

Did you look for him at the post office ?? 'cos jesus saves you know !!
yes ,yes the old one are the best . 

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: wayne Kerr on May 07, 2007, 10:09:27 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=119. msg867#msg867 date=1178549019

Quote from: wayne Kerr link=topic=119. msg838#msg838 date=1178524879

Guess now we have to decide whos who  scared2:

I imagine that may not be too taxing in my case. 

Let me buy you a Bacardi, or would you prefer a can of Red Stripe?

You can buy me a rum and black if you like .

Btw do I know you ??? lol:

Title: Re: Hello mates
Post by: Misunderstood on May 07, 2007, 11:31:45 PM

Quote from: wayne Kerr on May 07, 2007, 10:09:27 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=119. msg867#msg867 date=1178549019

Quote from: wayne Kerr link=topic=119. msg838#msg838 date=1178524879

Guess now we have to decide whos who  scared2:

I imagine that may not be too taxing in my case. 

Let me buy you a Bacardi, or would you prefer a can of Red Stripe?

You can buy me a rum and black if you like .

Btw do I know you ??? lol:

What would you do with a black?
Know him?  I don't think so... He sounds sane.

I think we are all tiptoeing around a bit getting the taste of the place - and the ale.  Trying to figure out who are the gestapo... Place is full of dogs and cats, can't expect a sensible conversation - too polarised in their views.