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Title: Alien Stories
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 19, 2013, 10:02:56 AM
This one is a cracker today  :thumbsup:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/408550/Town-councillor-I-fathered-ET-baby-in-space-with-alien-lover (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/408550/Town-councillor-I-fathered-ET-baby-in-space-with-alien-lover)
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 10:04:34 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2013, 10:07:00 AM
This one is a cracker today  :thumbsup:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/408550/Town-councillor-I-fathered-ET-baby-in-space-with-alien-lover (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/408550/Town-councillor-I-fathered-ET-baby-in-space-with-alien-lover)

I saw that yesterday!  lol:

WTF eh?  noooo:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 19, 2013, 10:27:08 AM
I await Miss C to offer comment on the degree of nuttiness required to be a Yorkshire councillor.

Presumably a mother with eight fingers would also qualify him for Norfolk or Cornwall?
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: boogs on June 19, 2013, 01:10:13 PM
This one is a cracker today  :thumbsup:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/408550/Town-councillor-I-fathered-ET-baby-in-space-with-alien-lover (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/408550/Town-councillor-I-fathered-ET-baby-in-space-with-alien-lover)

AFFS where do we get these people from .. noooo:

Then again perhaps it's true... whistle:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 19, 2013, 01:30:14 PM
As the leader of the Couldn't give a flying fuck party I would like to state for the record that I am perfectly sane. angel1

As long as I take my medication

My deputy leader Boogs is as sane as they come. Her tourettes syndrome is a bonus for our party as she shouts 'couldn't give a flying fuck' several times a day.

The councillor in North Yorkshire is indeed quite bonkers, but it is North Yorkshire and no one gives a flying fuck.

Cornwall, Norfolk and villages in and around the forest of Dean are all full of nutters with wooden teeth.  Councillor Simon Parkes, would fit in well and if he chose to move to any of those places would no doubt be unopposed and would be on a town council before you could say 'Bob's your uncle, oh and your father, your sister is your mother and it is a shame about your extra fingers'.  He may have to resign from the Labour party but we in the 'couldn't give a flying fuck party' would welcome him with open arms.
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 19, 2013, 01:33:38 PM
As the leader of the Couldn't give a flying fuck party I would like to state for the record that I am perfectly sane. angel1

As long as I take my medication

My deputy leader Boogs is as sane as they come. Her tourettes syndrome is a bonus for our party as she shouts 'couldn't give a flying fuck' several times a day.

The councillor in North Yorkshire is indeed quite bonkers, but it is North Yorkshire and no one gives a flying fuck.

Cornwall, Norfolk and villages in and around the forest of Dean are all full of nutters with wooden teeth.  Councillor Simon Parkes, would fit in well and if he chose to move to any of those places would no doubt be unopposed and would be on a town council before you could say 'Bob's your uncle, oh and your father, your sister is your mother and it is a shame about your extra fingers'.  He may have to resign from the Labour party but we in the 'couldn't give a flying fuck party' would welcome him with open arms.
You heard it here first.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 19, 2013, 02:10:02 PM
Can we design our own people like ?

Obviously there are those with 8 fingers but that's a bit of a waste ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: boogs on June 19, 2013, 02:17:33 PM
As the leader of the Couldn't give a flying fuck party I would like to state for the record that I am perfectly sane. angel1

As long as I take my medication

My deputy leader Boogs is as sane as they come. Her tourettes syndrome is a bonus for our party as she shouts 'couldn't give a flying fuck' several times a day.

The councillor in North Yorkshire is indeed quite bonkers, but it is North Yorkshire and no one gives a flying fuck.

Cornwall, Norfolk and villages in and around the forest of Dean are all full of nutters with wooden teeth.  Councillor Simon Parkes, would fit in well and if he chose to move to any of those places would no doubt be unopposed and would be on a town council before you could say 'Bob's your uncle, oh and your father, your sister is your mother and it is a shame about your extra fingers'.  He may have to resign from the Labour party but we in the 'couldn't give a flying fuck party' would welcome him with open arms.

 Hail our leader    worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2013, 04:43:38 PM
Can we design our own people like ?

Obviously there are those with 8 fingers but that's a bit of a waste ?  rubschin:

Too many jokes............ noooo:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2013, 08:20:25 PM
How many kit-kats? rubschin:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2013, 10:38:47 PM
This one is a cracker today  :thumbsup:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/408550/Town-councillor-I-fathered-ET-baby-in-space-with-alien-lover (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/408550/Town-councillor-I-fathered-ET-baby-in-space-with-alien-lover)

I saw that yesterday!  lol:

WTF eh?  noooo:
WWF even (What Was Effed)
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2013, 05:33:23 AM
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee)

Absolute comedy gold  :thumbsup:

" very time I go for KFC I get 'taken' "  lol:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 05:56:19 AM
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee)

Absolute comedy gold  :thumbsup:

" very time I go for KFC I get 'taken' "  lol:

Will download!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Just One More on June 20, 2013, 05:46:56 PM
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee)

Absolute comedy gold  :thumbsup:

" very time I go for KFC I get 'taken' "  lol:

Bugger, saw the trailer and meant to catch that. I shall 4OD it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2013, 12:34:15 PM
As the leader of the Couldn't give a flying fuck party I would like to state for the record that I am perfectly sane. angel1

As long as I take my medication

My deputy leader Boogs is as sane as they come. Her tourettes syndrome is a bonus for our party as she shouts 'couldn't give a flying fuck' several times a day.

The councillor in North Yorkshire is indeed quite bonkers, but it is North Yorkshire and no one gives a flying fuck.

Cornwall, Norfolk and villages in and around the forest of Dean are all full of nutters with wooden teeth.  Councillor Simon Parkes, would fit in well and if he chose to move to any of those places would no doubt be unopposed and would be on a town council before you could say 'Bob's your uncle, oh and your father, your sister is your mother and it is a shame about your extra fingers'.  He may have to resign from the Labour party but we in the 'couldn't give a flying fuck party' would welcome him with open arms.

Just to clarify about Cornwall Miss C, the 8 fingered wooden teeth nutters tend t keep to the out of the way villages to "avoid emmits and their strange foreign ways".  On the rare occasions that one is brave enough to leave these enclaves the resulting culture shock usually leads them to either join the druids or morris dancers. it is unconfirmed at the moment but there are rumours of the also gravitating to the Mormon and Scientologist centres down here possibly seeking security in the presence of other like minded people.
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2013, 01:01:26 PM
 scared2:

best avoided then despite the views

Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2013, 03:51:07 PM
I like Cornwall......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2013, 04:51:20 PM
I ought to give it another try but the Meister's stories of weird folk isn't encouraging. 

Maybe they've improved the roads in the last 20 years.


Anyone noticed that Alien abduction stories are never about someone abducting an alien?  Now that really would be a story.
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2013, 04:52:25 PM
I like Pasties......... cloud9:

::)
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2013, 05:00:13 PM
I like Pasties......... cloud9:

::)

Mong.............. noooo:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2013, 07:40:16 PM
I like Cornwall......... cloud9:

Tall ships next year, should be good  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 27, 2013, 08:04:03 PM
I ought to give it another try but the Meister's stories of weird folk isn't encouraging. 

Maybe they've improved the roads in the last 20 years.


Anyone noticed that Alien abduction stories are never about someone abducting an alien?  Now that really would be a story.

They have improved the roads there are loads of aliens being held captive, it sometimes gets full but it is a lovely place to be.
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Just One More on June 27, 2013, 08:41:34 PM
I like Cornwall......... cloud9:

 :thumbsup:  Cornwall is lovely. The only criticism I have is that the hright of the hedgerows/verges; so much beauty around you, but it's like driving in a trench for much of it... two taken today

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Ftmwj9g6np%2FDSCN6198.jpg&hash=7e5651849fd360bca007995ced53e142506a12d5) (http://postimg.org/image/tmwj9g6np/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fx9fj9gokl%2FDSCN6201.jpg&hash=27b7ad5bc3f0ebee8956a9d163daaef386bc0eb8) (http://postimg.org/image/x9fj9gokl/)
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2013, 08:44:58 PM
 :thumbsup: to both those JOM
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Just One More on June 27, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
I like Cornwall......... cloud9:

 :thumbsup:  Cornwall is lovely. The only criticism I have is that the hright of the hedgerows/verges; so much beauty around you, but it's like driving in a trench for much of it... two taken today

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Ftmwj9g6np%2FDSCN6198.jpg&hash=7e5651849fd360bca007995ced53e142506a12d5) (http://postimg.org/image/tmwj9g6np/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fx9fj9gokl%2FDSCN6201.jpg&hash=27b7ad5bc3f0ebee8956a9d163daaef386bc0eb8) (http://postimg.org/image/x9fj9gokl/)

That said, Watergate Bay is an absolute shit-hole. A mini-Newquay rapidly in the making, so bloody sad  sad32:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2013, 08:35:50 PM
I ought to give it another try but the Meister's stories of weird folk isn't encouraging. 

Maybe they've improved the roads in the last 20 years.


Anyone noticed that Alien abduction stories are never about someone abducting an alien?  Now that really would be a story.

In all honesty the standard of nutjob round these parts has declined over the years. When I was in college the oddballs were entertaining or just bizzare. Now all we seem to get are people who get their rocks off while rolling around in a farmyard slurry container or hacking their bits off with a knife in the middle of town. Not to mention unconvincing transvestites doing unmentionable things with animals.  noooo:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2013, 08:44:43 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 08:49:51 PM
Where have the nutjobs gone.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2013, 08:56:09 PM
Where have the nutjobs gone.......... rubschin:
Long time passing
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 09:03:28 PM
Where have the nutjobs gone.......... rubschin:
Long time passing

Pissed off with all the "joeys" then........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2013, 09:06:11 PM
Where have the nutjobs gone.......... rubschin:

I think they headed off to the Med a while ago..  whistle:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 09:07:09 PM
Where have the nutjobs gone.......... rubschin:

I think they headed off to the Med a while ago..  whistle:

Next week you say........... whistle:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2013, 09:18:23 PM
Where have the nutjobs gone.......... rubschin:
Long time passing

Pissed off with all the "joeys" then........... rubschin:
Well that's that lyric (http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/flowers-gone.shtml) based game stuffed
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2013, 10:42:34 PM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Falmouths Marine Band does Pavarotti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZm9Eni7SBw#)

Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 10:47:13 PM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Falmouths Marine Band does Pavarotti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZm9Eni7SBw#)

Need to listen in the morning Mr B is listening to Mark Knoppler  at high volume at the moment...
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2013, 10:51:10 PM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Falmouths Marine Band does Pavarotti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZm9Eni7SBw#)

Need to listen in the morning Mr B is listening to Mark Knoppler  at high volume at the moment...

A local hero............
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2013, 10:53:16 PM
Nah, private investigations show he got his money for nothing.  whistle:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 10:54:16 PM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Falmouths Marine Band does Pavarotti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZm9Eni7SBw#)

Need to listen in the morning Mr B is listening to Mark Knoppler  at high volume at the moment...

A local hero............

Yes and we have now move on to Ginger Baker  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2013, 11:05:26 PM
Well Nick does love his new breadmaker.  whistle:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 11:08:49 PM
Well Nick does love his new breadmaker.  whistle:

Don't you start .... noooo:  I need some sanity round me after a long day .... ::)

My turn and I have Clapton now  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 11:12:52 PM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Falmouths Marine Band does Pavarotti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZm9Eni7SBw#)

Need to listen in the morning Mr B is listening to Mark Knoppler  at high volume at the moment...

A local hero............

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 11:14:27 PM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Falmouths Marine Band does Pavarotti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZm9Eni7SBw#)

What colour skirt are you wearing Grumpy in the 2nd video?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2013, 11:57:16 PM
They are kilts ya berk  lol:

I'm not a member of the band I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2013, 09:41:44 AM
I have Clapton now

Get yourself down to the clinic first thing in the morning. noooo:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2013, 09:54:09 AM
I have Clapton now

Get yourself down to the clinic first thing in the morning. noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2013, 10:04:25 AM
I have Clapton now

Get yourself down to the clinic first thing in the morning. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: boogs on August 17, 2013, 11:03:04 AM
I have Clapton now

Get yourself down to the clinic first thing in the morning. noooo:

Don't know what you mean DS .... redface: evil:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: boogs on August 17, 2013, 11:12:04 AM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Quote


Listened to it now Grumpy   :thumbsup:

 lol:  I could live there .... Like the way the bottle went round .... lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 01:48:27 PM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Falmouths Marine Band does Pavarotti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZm9Eni7SBw#)

Need to listen in the morning Mr B is listening to Mark Knoppler  at high volume at the moment...

A local hero............

Yes and we have now move on to Ginger Baker  Thumbs:

Nick  rubschin:   happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Alien Stories
Post by: boogs on August 17, 2013, 02:15:54 PM
I forgot, our decent local nuts join the Falmouth Marine Band.  lol:

Death Star Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIkTNtRkVqw#ws)

Falmouths Marine Band does Pavarotti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZm9Eni7SBw#)

Need to listen in the morning Mr B is listening to Mark Knoppler  at high volume at the moment...

A local hero............

Yes and we have now move on to Ginger Baker  Thumbs:

Nick  rubschin:   happy001 happy001 happy001

 evil: