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Title: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 11:42:10 AM: http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/t-shirts.aspx?mk=custom+made+t+shirt&ad=b&crtv=25967626626&psite=mkwid%7czz0nR1VO&GP=6%2f17%2f2013+7%3a41%3a05+AM&GPS=2871026248&GNF=0 (http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/t-shirts.aspx?mk=custom+made+t+shirt&ad=b&crtv=25967626626&psite=mkwid%7czz0nR1VO&GP=6%2f17%2f2013+7%3a41%3a05+AM&GPS=2871026248&GNF=0) rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:44:48 AM: Bring twiglets......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:45:43 AM: Or 5 shirts saying " I'am with stupid"........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2013, 11:48:25 AM: How about not going?

All that money saved on the extra security and post visit demaggotisation would fund a fortune in 'gifts' they could buy from Lidl
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 11:48:40 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:44:48 AM
Bring twiglets......... Thumbs:

:thumbsup:

I was thinking something a tad more SKUB related rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:51:39 AM: Miss T iikes cash........ Thumbs:.
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 11:54:56 AM: How much does she charge? rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:01:06 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:45:43 AM
Or 5 shirts saying " I'am with stupid"........ rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:01:46 PM: Bring tea bags... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:02:35 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:01:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:45:43 AM
Or 5 shirts saying " I'am with stupid"........ rubschin:

happy001

I didn't say who would wear them....... whistle:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:03:33 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:01:46 PM
Bring tea bags... Thumbs:

Why,........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:03:47 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:02:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:01:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:45:43 AM
Or 5 shirts saying " I'am with stupid"........ rubschin:

happy001

I didn't say who would wear them....... whistle:

rubschin:

cussing:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 12:06:06 PM: I will need chest sizes rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:07:46 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:03:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:01:46 PM
Bring tea bags... Thumbs:

Why,........ rubschin:

Because they are outrageously fucking expensive here and cheap as chips in Tesco.... ::)

...and I get through loads of them.... redface:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 12:10:20 PM: Tesco Online is your friend :thumbsup:

Or not redface:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2013, 12:10:58 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 12:06:06 PM
I will need chest sizes rubschin:

eeek: redface:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 12:11:34 PM: Foggy cloud9:

You can tell me angel1
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:13:02 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 12:10:20 PM
Tesco Online is your friend :thumbsup:

Or not redface:

Oh yes... cloud9:

Order a couple of boxes of tea bags for me please.... and an extra large suitcase! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2013, 12:16:04 PM: Tesco's sausage rolls. cloud9: gos i miss them.
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 12:16:45 PM: XXXL it is then :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:24:42 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
XXXL it is then :thumbsup:

No, PG Tips - the little pyramid bags... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:26:41 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
XXXL it is then :thumbsup:

No, PG Tips - the little pyramid bags... Thumbs:

Don't take up my twiglet space ... cussing: you can buy your stuff here ...you cheap-wad...
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 12:27:02 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
XXXL it is then :thumbsup:

No, PG Tips - the little pyramid bags... Thumbs:
He has a butterfly mind noooo:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:35:51 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:26:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
XXXL it is then :thumbsup:

No, PG Tips - the little pyramid bags... Thumbs:

Don't take up my twiglet space ... cussing: you can buy your stuff here ...you cheap-wad...

€10 per box! cussing:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:37:25 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:35:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:26:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
XXXL it is then :thumbsup:

No, PG Tips - the little pyramid bags... Thumbs:

Don't take up my twiglet space ... cussing: you can buy your stuff here ...you cheap-wad...

€10 per box! cussing:

Drink more beer you mincer........ noooo:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2013, 12:40:20 PM: http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=272011640 (http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=272011640)

cloud9:

You cant get them here, cyprus sausage rolls is a hot dog in pastry. sick2:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:40:41 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:37:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:35:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:26:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
XXXL it is then :thumbsup:

No, PG Tips - the little pyramid bags... Thumbs:

Don't take up my twiglet space ... cussing: you can buy your stuff here ...you cheap-wad...

€10 per box! cussing:

Drink more beer you mincer........ noooo:

Going to Tsada to buy beer tomorrow.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 12:41:49 PM: http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=251372981 (http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=251372981) cloud9:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:43:29 PM: TWIGLETS........ Banghead
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2013, 01:28:25 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 12:43:29 PM
TWIGLETS........ Banghead
well vote for them then
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2013, 01:34:23 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 11:54:56 AM
How much does she charge? rubschin:

I just read that. evil:

Oh, and you could never afford me. noooo:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 01:35:37 PM: shutup:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: barmisspah? on June 17, 2013, 01:53:46 PM: I so wish I'd read this thread before I voted. Banghead
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 01:57:08 PM: Why?

http://pbfcomics.com/20/ (http://pbfcomics.com/20/)
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 17, 2013, 02:10:30 PM: "I am Cromax" for you Nick... whistle:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 02:33:57 PM: Why on earth would you need lubricant Baldy can supply by the gallon ... I would imagine... ;) redface:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 02:35:32 PM: Quote from: boogs on June 17, 2013, 02:33:57 PM
Why on earth would you need lubricant Baldy can supply by the gallon ... I would imagine... ;) redface:

He drinks it by the gallon......... noooo:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 02:44:06 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 02:35:32 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 17, 2013, 02:33:57 PM
Why on earth would you need lubricant Baldy can supply by the gallon ... I would imagine... ;) redface:

He drinks it by the gallon......... noooo:

Oh did he mean that sort... I thought he was hoping to get lucky.... redface:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2013, 03:51:37 PM: Quote from: boogs on June 17, 2013, 02:44:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 02:35:32 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 17, 2013, 02:33:57 PM
Why on earth would you need lubricant Baldy can supply by the gallon ... I would imagine... ;) redface:

He drinks it by the gallon......... noooo:

Oh did he mean that sort... I thought he was hoping to get lucky.... redface:

He is always hoping... ;)
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 11:08:47 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:51:39 AM
Miss T iikes cash........ Thumbs:.

noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 11:10:26 PM: Quote from: boogs on June 17, 2013, 02:33:57 PM
Why on earth would you need lubricant Baldy can supply by the gallon ... I would imagine... ;) redface:

Not by the gallon, just a convenient sized pot per item. ;)
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2013, 11:11:14 PM: Quote from: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 11:08:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:51:39 AM
Miss T iikes cash........ Thumbs:.

noooo: noooo: noooo:

lol: lol: I never see any, livin with PP.
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 11:13:04 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 17, 2013, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 11:08:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2013, 11:51:39 AM
Miss T iikes cash........ Thumbs:.

noooo: noooo: noooo:

lol: lol: I never see any, livin with PP.

Your pimp you say? rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2013, 07:12:53 AM: When does he actually arrive or are we still talking bollocks at the moment ?
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 07:14:22 AM: It all depends on Vanessa cussing:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2013, 07:15:11 AM: Bollocks, bullshit and baldercock then :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 07:16:12 AM: sad32:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 07:17:28 AM: And BM fixed the vote...... evil:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 07:18:27 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 07:17:28 AM
And BM fixed the vote...... evil:

I bleddy didn't! cussing:

...on this occasion.... redface:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 07:18:56 AM: He is a filthy Skubbite
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 07:20:57 AM: Party001: Vote Tea Bags! Party001:

What do we want?
TEA BAGS!
When do we want them?
TEA BAGS!

happy001

Oh, wait.... rubschin: redface:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2013, 07:45:45 AM: "Pee bags" you say
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 18, 2013, 08:43:47 AM: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/750ml-URINE-LEG-BAG-Sterile-Catheter-bag-Incontinence-aid-Discreet-P-P-CE-/251177898095 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/750ml-URINE-LEG-BAG-Sterile-Catheter-bag-Incontinence-aid-Discreet-P-P-CE-/251177898095)
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 09:45:03 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2013, 07:12:53 AM
When does he actually arrive or are we still talking bollocks at the moment ?

I think we need to run a book about where his flight will be forced to land by the RAF.

First thought is Stanstead, but given the ginger factor, perhaps Prestwick is more likely. rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 09:45:40 AM: cussing:

Oh, and Stansted whistle:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:25:02 PM: I have a source for tee-shirts.... whistle:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:33:18 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
I have a source for tee-shirts.... whistle:

Tomato or brown?
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:35:34 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:33:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
I have a source for tee-shirts.... whistle:

Tomato or brown?

I am brown - Nick will be tomato... whistle:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Misty on June 18, 2013, 12:42:33 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 07:20:57 AM
Party001: Vote Tea Bags! Party001:

What do we want?
TEA BAGS!
When do we want them?
TEA BAGS!

happy001

Oh, wait.... rubschin: redface:

happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:47:33 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:35:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:33:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
I have a source for tee-shirts.... whistle:

Tomato or brown?

I am brown - Nick will be tomato... whistle:

I have a Raspberry Pi going cheap.....
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:48:31 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:47:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:35:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:33:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
I have a source for tee-shirts.... whistle:

Tomato or brown?

I am brown - Nick will be tomato... whistle:

I have a Raspberry Pi going cheap.....

Mine goes 'beep'... rubschin:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 18, 2013, 12:57:01 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:47:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:35:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:33:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
I have a source for tee-shirts.... whistle:

Tomato or brown?

I am brown - Nick will be tomato... whistle:

I have a Raspberry Pi going cheap.....

If it's going "cheep!" Then it's probably a mag-pi . . . . .

(Taxi for Mr Ghost?)
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 01:01:13 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 18, 2013, 12:57:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:47:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:35:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2013, 12:33:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
I have a source for tee-shirts.... whistle:

Tomato or brown?

I am brown - Nick will be tomato... whistle:

I have a Raspberry Pi going cheap.....

If it's going "cheep!" Then it's probably a mag-pi . . . . .

(Taxi for Mr Ghost?)
drumroll:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 01:21:05 PM: How can a solicitor go on holiday in the middle of a fooking house sale? angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 01:22:41 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 01:21:05 PM
How can a solicitor go on holiday in the middle of a fooking house sale? angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:

I want twiglets... cussing:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 01:27:33 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 01:22:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 01:21:05 PM
How can a solicitor go on holiday in the middle of a fooking house sale? angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:

I want tea bags... cussing:

Thumbs:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 01:37:47 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 01:27:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 01:22:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 01:21:05 PM
How can a solicitor go on holiday in the middle of a fooking house sale? angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:

I want tea bags... cussing:

Thumbs:

I will bring you my old ones ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 01:57:55 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 01:21:05 PM
How can a solicitor emigrate to get away from me in the middle of a fooking house sale? angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
whistle:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 01:59:18 PM: angry037 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Misty on June 18, 2013, 02:03:32 PM: I'll put the sofa bed back up shall I?
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 02:18:31 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 18, 2013, 02:03:32 PM
I'll put the sofa bed back up shall I?

So Nick can put your back up?
Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
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Title: Re: Gift Ideas for Cyprus visit
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 02:27:40 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 02:26:09 PM

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