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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2013, 06:27:57 AM
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Now we have all had to work for a boss at some time ... even Growler.... and some of them have been horrendous whilst others truly fair , supportive and rarely inspirational.
I know who my best boss has been. My current boss however is doing my tweeny tiny little head in. Muddied by friendship, my knowing she is having an affair with the director, my knowing she is going through The Change etc doesn't excuse her current behaviour.
She is being vile to everyone, then asks me to tell her if she is being out of order. Treading a very fine line I have to say I think she is showing signs of stress. What do you get back ......loads more feckin work to do as she needs to soet out her work /life balance !!!!
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Grass herand luver boy up..
Sorted. Thumbs:
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just push her into the traffic at the next opportunity like, we'll give you an alibi
OK serious answer: you can never be friends with the boss, just does not work. Settle for getting on well with them. A cunning tactic is to work out what is their favourite pet topic for boring others with and move difficult conversations onto that topic.
Bosses aren't all evil though.
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I once sacked my sister redface:
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I once sacked my sister redface:
in what sense?
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I once sacked my sister redface:
Yea, well we all knew you were/are a twat, and now you've admitted it yerself. whistle:
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I once sacked my sister redface:
in what sense?
eeek: eeek: eeek:, breath and GULP! Shocked:
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I once sacked my sister redface:
in what sense?
She was working for me and I sacked her :thumbsup:
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I once sacked my sister redface:
in what sense?
She was working for me and I sacked her :thumbsup:
Utter TWAT! eveilgrin:
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I've been self destroyed for 19 years now. Speaks volumes for my former boss/s ::)
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That no one will employ you, like rubschin:
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I once sacked my sister redface:
in what sense?
She was working for me and I sacked her :thumbsup:
Oh good, the duller of the two possible answers but the one we wanted
Life must have been a bit interesting afterwards, what with having to employ a food taster and all
Sorry Miss D, your poor thread
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lol: ^
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That no one will employ you, like rubschin:
God i do actually hate you, you thouroughly rancid acidic nasty little shit stain. Finger:
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I once sacked my sister redface:
in what sense?
She was working for me and I sacked her :thumbsup:
***Puts Carthage joke back in the freezer***
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I once sacked my sister redface:
in what sense?
She was working for me and I sacked her :thumbsup:
***Puts Carthage joke back in the freezer***
happy001
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I once sacked my sister redface:
in what sense?
She was working for me and I sacked her :thumbsup:
***Puts Carthage joke back in the freezer***
happy001
happy001 happy001
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My boss in a nutshell
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The AM on the other hand is a pleasure to work with although she seems to have figured out how my mind works.. eeek:
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Dilbertology Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
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My original avatart on here was Dogbert banishing the demons of stupidity lol:
Thinking about it some of Nicks posts did get stranger once I'd changed it. rubschin:
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evil:
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Mr Toad, Olga, rug and exploding badger to name but a few point:
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I am NOT Olga, but I know who is whistle:
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I am NOT Olga, but I know who is whistle:
You ARE however, a fat ugly ginger Toad with a bastard flea ridden unbelievble 2, YES , eye watering TWO THOUSAND POUND rug, you gormless wasteful idiotic lunatic. Banghead
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You seem a little grumpy today. rubschin:
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You seem a little grumpy today. rubschin:
Soon as i see that vile werd...RUG...my bladder starts to bubble froth and foam. Angry9:
I've had mental issues ever since, thanks to YOU you twat. Banghead
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I was an excellent boss.... angel1
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I was an excellent boss.... angel1
char048 char048
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I was an excellent boss.... angel1
char048 char048
I bleddy was! cussing:
I found some owld publicity photos yesterday..... redface:
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I was a good boss too. angel1
However if you were to ask my ex-wife..... a little bit too good towards one of my staff. noooo:
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I was a good boss too. angel1
However if you were to ask my ex-wife..... a little bit too good towards one of my staff. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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I was a good boss too. angel1
However if you were to ask my ex-wife..... a little bit too good towards one of my staff. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
lol:
Any good boss will always go that extra mile inches for their bestest staff.
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I was a good boss too. angel1
However if you were to ask my ex-wife..... a little bit too good towards one of my staff. noooo:
Someone you had on the front desk perhaps?
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I was a good boss too. angel1
However if you were to ask my ex-wife..... a little bit too good towards one of my staff. noooo:
Was she on performance related pay ? rubschin:
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I was a good boss too. angel1
However if you were to ask my ex-wife..... a little bit too good towards one of my staff. noooo:
Was she on performance related pay ? rubschin:
lol: lol: Sort of. redface:
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Did she get a
boner bonus ? rubschin:
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Did she get a boner bonus ? rubschin:
Yes. Unfortunately once too often. redface:
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I was an excellent boss.... angel1
char048 char048
I bleddy was! cussing:
I found some owld publicity photos yesterday..... redface:
You were the original test case for Photoshop V1.0 you say
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Did she get a boner bonus ? rubschin:
Yes. Unfortunately once too often. redface:
I'm maybe just guessing here, but were you shaggin' 'er like? rubschin:
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I was only politely asking/suggesting, as the early indications so far are most definately pointing in the 'dipping of a wick' direction imho. rubschin:
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I was only politely asking/suggesting, as the early indications so far are most definately pointing in the 'dipping of a wick' direction imho. rubschin:
Thumbs: I also picked up a hint that his Human Relations policy might have overstepped the mark.
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I was only politely asking/suggesting, as the early indications so far are most definately pointing in the 'dipping of a wick' direction imho. rubschin:
Thumbs: I also picked up a hint that his Human Relations policy might have overstepped the mark.
@ the ginger portly nonce.
See, even your 'HIGHLY educated' gent friend agrees with me. point:
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Did she get a boner bonus ? rubschin:
Yes. Unfortunately once too often. redface:
I'm maybe just guessing here, but were you shaggin' 'er like? rubschin:
Yes. Thumbs:
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Not the one on the right....That was Nicks'. whistle:
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Foggy cloud9:
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Foggy cloud9:
Yep. Thumbs:
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Did she get a boner bonus ? rubschin:
Yes. Unfortunately once too often. redface:
I'm maybe just guessing here, but were you shaggin' 'er like? rubschin:
Yes. Thumbs:
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Not the one on the right....That was Nicks'. whistle:
I've never seen a St Bernard guide dog before.
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Did she get a boner bonus ? rubschin:
Yes. Unfortunately once too often. redface:
I'm maybe just guessing here, but were you shaggin' 'er like? rubschin:
Yes. Thumbs:
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Not the one on the right....That was Nicks'. whistle:
I've never seen a St Bernard guide dog before.
Neither has Nick's last girlfriend..... happy001
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evil:
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evil:
point:
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I condone it then. Thumbs:
FAF, and what normal geezer wouldn't have then ey? Shrugs:
Gorjus gorjus dog btw, cloud9: and to be honest, I'd rather have run away with him/her if the choice was there. Thumbs:
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What's her number angel1
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What's her number angel1
96
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Tel: 01582 872171. Thumbs:
Alternatively, try 0151 733 1012. cloud9:
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What's her number angel1
96
happy001
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What's her number angel1
96
drumroll:
happy002
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Tel: 01582 872171. Thumbs:
Alternatively, try 0151 733 1012. cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Google was my friend :thumbsup:
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Tel: 01582 872171. Thumbs:
Alternatively, try 0151 733 1012. cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
Google was my friend :thumbsup:
happy001
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Not that daft angel1
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Not that daft angel1
What level of uselessness ARE you on then...on a scale of 9.9 recurring out of 10? rubschin: