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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 10:00:08 AM
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Sad geezers (imo) who feel the need to go abroad to these far east countries to find an equally desperate wummun. rubschin:
My next door neighbours son found one out in Taiwan or somewhere like that a couple of years ago, married her and has now got her firmly and right up the duff! whistle:
She can't come and live here as he's not earning enough (£18k ish rising by a couple of grand per sproglett, so that'll now be £20k ish I suppose)
So, he has to go out there to visit on a short term visa , and is there now...yet again.
How Tf he can afford whilst generally unemployed (no fault of his granted and he does find short term contracts sometimes) I really do not know.
I mean, wtf is the point of all this horrendous mither. Shrugs:
I'd rather turn into a gay Lord than have all that shite ::)
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See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:
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My friend at werk 48 she is married a 25 year old Tunisian guy last year ... Trying desperately to get him here waiting for an appeal hearing as we speak as he was refused..
I have said to her If you really want to be with him you move there but always an excuse as to why not...
If I loved someone I wouldn't give a Flying fuck I would give up everything to be with him... rubschin:
If you really want to be with someone you find a way..
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See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:
Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in? rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:
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See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:
Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in? rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:
You think...... ::)
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Mrs G#1 tapped off with the classic Turkish waiter a few years ago when she was on one of these 'desperate wimmins' holidays. lol:
Apparently he wanted to come over to the UK and get married to her. It never happened.
Oh how me and G jnr/snr chortled at the desperate desperate folly of it all. lol:
"Oh but I need a man, I need a man...NOW, any man will do...even Nick if there's no one else available! happy001
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A barmaid (ting tong ) met a British guy on holiday with his 3 kids ....she was preggers in a week .......now trying to get visa to go to the UK........ noooo:
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See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:
Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in? rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:
My mate say's no it is because they are in love.... I did ask ... as this is the second one in 4 years the last one was Albanian he disappeared as soon as the wouldn't give him a visa.. ::)
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Mrs G#1 tapped off with the classic Turkish waiter a few years ago when she was on one of these 'desperate wimmins' holidays. lol:
Apparently he wanted to come over to the UK and get married to her. It never happened.
Oh how me and G jnr/snr chortled at the desperate desperate folly of it all. lol:
"Oh but I need a man, I need a man...NOW, any man will do...even Nick if there's no one else available! happy001
happy001
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Mrs G#1 tapped off with the classic Turkish waiter a few years ago when she was on one of these 'desperate wimmins' holidays. lol:
Apparently he wanted to come over to the UK and get married to her. It never happened.
Oh how me and G jnr/snr chortled at the desperate desperate folly of it all. lol:
"Oh but I need a man, I need a man...NOW, any man will do...even Nick if there's no one else available! happy001
happy001
happy001 happy001
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See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:
Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in? rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like.
My mate say's no it is because they are in love.... I did ask ... as this is the second one in 4 years the last one was Albanian he disappeared as soon as the wouldn't give him a visa.. ::)
Bollox.
That reads..."beacause we've had a shag and he's bought me some flowers"... to me, or am I just an overly cynical git? rubschin:
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How else can old wrinkles get to ride some fit young thing ....... noooo:
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It's all that effect summed up by Caroline Aherne as Mrs Merton when interviewing Debbie McGee
And just what was it about the millionaire Paul Daniels that first attracted you to him?
Just substiture British citizen for millionaire. Sad, sad and sadder imho. As for these new rules that stop foreign brides coming here IIRC they won't work once she's sprogged and proven t be by the Brit. HRA interpretation will say neither can't be separated from baby. So the OP slut woman will be in Tesco anytime soon. Please FFS just give her Visas not full citizenship like they used to.
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How else can old wrinkles get to ride some fit young thing ....... noooo:
Rest me case. ::)
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How else can old wrinkles get to ride some fit young thing ....... noooo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur)
whistle:
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It's all that effect summed up by Caroline Aherne as Mrs Merton when interviewing Debbie McGee
And just what was it about the millionaire Paul Daniels that first attracted you to him?
Just substiture British citizen for millionaire. Sad, sad and sadder imho. As for these new rules that stop foreign brides coming here IIRC they won't work once she's sprogged and proven t be by the Brit. HRA interpretation will say neither can't be separated from baby. So the OP slut woman will be in Tesco anytime soon. Please FFS just give her Visas not full citizenship like they used to.
Apparently...so Mrs G told me during one of her 'flying visits just 1 hour ago (since gone out again ::)...or is that a flying couldn't give a fuck visits rubschin:...they were discussing this on Five Live this morning, and the law sez that foreign brides can't come to the UK unless the British husband can prove what he's earning as stated up there ^^^ somewhere.
I dunno. Shrugs:
Anyways, more 'mongrels' whichever way you look at it. Banghead
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See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:
Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in? rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:
My mate say's no it is because they are in love.... I did ask ... as this is the second one in 4 years the last one was Albanian he disappeared as soon as the wouldn't give him a visa.. ::)
Bollox.
That reads..."beacause we've had a shag and he's bought me some flowers"... to me, or am I just an overly cynical git? rubschin:whistle:
Who knows each to there own.. but I too tend to be cynical..
But then on the other hand there are some that work... And to be fair not all so called "normal" relationships work... (well that's normal to us straight forward I mean)
How many of us have been married more than once .. a few I suspect .. me included. So who are we to judge anybody else.. Shrugs:
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How else can old wrinkles get to ride some fit young thing ....... noooo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur)
whistle:
;D ;D
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See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:
Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in? rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:
My mate say's no it is because they are in love.... I did ask ... as this is the second one in 4 years the last one was Albanian he disappeared as soon as the wouldn't give him a visa.. ::)
Bollox.
That reads..."beacause we've had a shag and he's bought me some flowers"... to me, or am I just an overly cynical git? rubschin:whistle:
Who knows each to there own.. but I too tend to be cynical..
But then on the other hand there are some that work... And to be fair not all so called "normal" relationships work... (well that's normal to us straight forward I mean)
How many of us have been married more than once .. a few I suspect .. me included. So who are we to judge anybody else.. Shrugs:
But it's one of the very very few joys of me life now....being judge juror and executioner, so please don't take that lickle bit of happiness away from me. noooo:
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See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:
Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in? rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:
My mate say's no it is because they are in love.... I did ask ... as this is the second one in 4 years the last one was Albanian he disappeared as soon as the wouldn't give him a visa.. ::)
Bollox.
That reads..."beacause we've had a shag and he's bought me some flowers"... to me, or am I just an overly cynical git? rubschin:whistle:
Who knows each to there own.. but I too tend to be cynical..
But then on the other hand there are some that work... And to be fair not all so called "normal" relationships work... (well that's normal to us straight forward I mean)
How many of us have been married more than once .. a few I suspect .. me included. So who are we to judge anybody else.. Shrugs:
But it's one of the very very few joys of me life now....being judge juror and executioner, so please don't take that lickle bit of happiness away from me. noooo:
OK I'll let you have that pleasure seeing it's you and nobody takes any notice anyway.... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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scared:
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evil:
I take notice. cloud9:
The rest of you can go Finger: then.
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Like starting any relationship is easy now Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Like starting any relationship is easy now Banghead Banghead Banghead
Did you think this was a classified ad....... whistle:
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Mrs G#1 tapped off with the classic Turkish waiter a few years ago when she was on one of these 'desperate wimmins' holidays. lol:
Apparently he wanted to come over to the UK and get married to her. It never happened.
Oh how me and G jnr/snr chortled at the desperate desperate folly of it all. lol:
"Oh but I need a man, I need a man...NOW, any man will do...even Nick if there's no one else available! happy001
happy001
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Like starting any relationship is easy now Banghead Banghead Banghead
Did you think this was a classified ad....... whistle:
Was hoping lol:
Most classic modern phrase when talking to wimmin about the new love of their lives and trying to bring a touch of reality is ..." Oh no , not my Mohammed , he's not like that " noooo:
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So is New Man called Mohammed? eeek:
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So is New Man called Mohammed? eeek:
eeek: rubschin:
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So is New Man called Mohammed? eeek:
Miss D replies:
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So is New Man called Mohammed? eeek:
She said oh my poor head ......cloth ears....... noooo:
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So is New Man called Mohammed? eeek:
She said oh my poor head ......cloth ears....... noooo:
I thought Miss D had cloth over her ears. rubschin: confusimicated.
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No he is not called Mohammed lol:
Although I guess if you wear a burka you wouldn't have to spend ages deciding what to wear each day rubschin:
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It would suit you angel1
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It would wouldn't it :thumbsup:
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So, please explain.
If these far eastern wimmin' don't really 'do it' becuase they're desperate to get out of their country, even if it means tappin' off with some weird owld fossil, then why do they, when presumably there are plenty of 'unks' of their own breed, make and model over there? rubschin:
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They seek furry oafs (psychiatric problems) noooo:
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So, please explain.
If these far eastern wimmin' don't really 'do it' becuase they're desperate to get out of their country, even if it means tappin' off with some weird owld fossil, then why do they, when presumably there are plenty of 'unks' of their own breed, make and model over there? rubschin:
Westerners are polite, treat women as equals and much better endowed than the locals.
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Except Fluffy noooo:
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So, please explain.
If these far eastern wimmin' don't really 'do it' becuase they're desperate to get out of their country, even if it means tappin' off with some weird owld fossil, then why do they, when presumably there are plenty of 'unks' of their own breed, make and model over there? rubschin:
Westerners are polite, treat women as equals and much better endowed than the locals.
rubschin:....... rubschin:
happy001
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So, please explain.
If these far eastern wimmin' don't really 'do it' becuase they're desperate to get out of their country, even if it means tappin' off with some weird owld fossil, then why do they, when presumably there are plenty of 'unks' of their own breed, make and model over there? rubschin:
Westerners are polite, treat women as equals and much better endowed than the locals.
Is the current Mrs. Darwin a slant-eye then...? rubschin:
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Only after a heavy night on the G&T :thumbsup:
Mrs DS#3 usual Saturday morning
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Only after a heavy night on the G&T :thumbsup:
Mrs DS#3 usual Saturday morning
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rubschin:
How did you get her passport photo?
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Bangcock Dick has contacts redface:
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Bangcock Dick has contacts redface:
I thought he would need glasses of some kind.
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drumroll:
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What was the question? redface:
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How fluffy are yer socks ::) ::)
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Bangcock Dick has contacts redface:
Yep.
He is currently ensconsed in a hotel with loads of young laydeeeees. eyes: