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Title: Damage Control
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2013, 07:56:08 AM
I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .

There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet  eeek:

Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis  Banghead

Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.

After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course  Banghead

Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2013, 09:33:50 AM
Why are you changing her bedding ....can she not do it... noooo:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2013, 09:36:08 AM
She is immune to filth  noooo:

She would only change it after it peeled itself off the duvet and walked to the washing machine itself. Normally I just bung the bedding in her room for her to change it but then have to listen tot he 10 minute tirade about how changing a duvet is THE hardest job in the world etc  ::)

At the moment she is on a complete can't do anything because I have exams  Banghead
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 09:38:33 AM
I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .

There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet  eeek:

Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis  Banghead

Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.

After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course  Banghead

You have to love them.... otherwise you would throttle them... censored:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Just One More on June 09, 2013, 09:56:46 AM
I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .

There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet  eeek:

Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis  Banghead

Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.

After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course  Banghead

Thank yerself lucky, you could have found worserer
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2013, 12:40:09 PM
She is immune to filth 

She really should sign up in here you know.
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Misty on June 10, 2013, 02:36:50 PM
I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .

There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet  eeek:

Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis  Banghead

Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.

After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course  Banghead


Aftermath of her party? rubschin: Sound like a WKD stain and a fight in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: apc2010 on June 10, 2013, 02:43:16 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Date him........ ;D ;D
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2013, 02:44:18 PM
She has him on a string
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2013, 04:08:09 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Do Selfridges sell them?  whistle:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 04:39:00 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bordering on bastard unbelievable 2, yes 2 grand  rug territory that. eeek: cussing:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2013, 04:40:25 PM
He is clearly barking mad  noooo:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 04:59:23 PM
He is clearly barking mad  noooo:

Sez HE! ::)
LMFCO!

God knows what you're gonna be like when you've got hundreds of thousands to play with. whistle:

I tried to show you a bit of reasonable and sensible purchasing when i bought you a PROPER quality rug for a tenner, and that was a tad expensive too imo.

I suspect it's long since been binned now though.
Gratitude for you. ::)
Dunno why I freakin' bother sometimes, I really don't. noooo:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2013, 05:01:24 PM
I shall soon need to boil it noooo:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: GROWLER on June 10, 2013, 05:02:28 PM
I shall soon need to boil it noooo:

Can you do yer 'ed at the same time like, you know, to save munny like. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2013, 05:03:20 PM
My head is pure  angel1
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2013, 05:18:09 PM
My head is puerile  angel1

 whistle:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2013, 05:20:46 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2013, 06:19:28 PM
You need to invest your new found wealth in Turnip Futures!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2013, 08:13:23 PM
You need to invest your new found wealth in Turnip Futures!  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Absolutely
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Baldy on June 10, 2013, 10:51:10 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Has she got any unused condoms left?
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2013, 08:44:15 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Has she got any unused condoms left?

Yes, but no good for you, they are all adult size.  ;)
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2013, 09:53:00 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Has she got any unused condoms left?

Why ...should I offer her my spares ?
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Baldy on June 11, 2013, 04:57:15 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Has she got any unused condoms left?

Why ...should I offer her my spares ?

 Shocked: I would not have thought you had any left.
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2013, 04:59:29 PM
Where to begin?  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Baldy on June 11, 2013, 05:00:48 PM
Where to begin?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

At the beginning?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2013, 05:01:26 PM
Where to begin?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Get a banana and Miss D will show you.  ::)
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Baldy on June 11, 2013, 05:03:03 PM
Where to begin?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Get a banana and Miss D will show you.  ::)

Not too ripe though.
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: GROWLER on June 11, 2013, 05:03:52 PM
Where to begin?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Preferably the last letter of the last sentence with you. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2013, 05:04:31 PM
n?
Title: Re: Damage Control
Post by: GROWLER on June 11, 2013, 05:05:41 PM
n?

Yup. That's enough. Tara. cloud9: