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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2013, 07:56:08 AM
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I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .
There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet eeek:
Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis Banghead
Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.
After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course Banghead
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Why are you changing her bedding ....can she not do it... noooo:
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She is immune to filth noooo:
She would only change it after it peeled itself off the duvet and walked to the washing machine itself. Normally I just bung the bedding in her room for her to change it but then have to listen tot he 10 minute tirade about how changing a duvet is THE hardest job in the world etc ::)
At the moment she is on a complete can't do anything because I have exams Banghead
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I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .
There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet eeek:
Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis Banghead
Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.
After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course Banghead
You have to love them.... otherwise you would throttle them... censored:
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I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .
There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet eeek:
Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis Banghead
Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.
After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course Banghead
Thank yerself lucky, you could have found worserer
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She is immune to filth
She really should sign up in here you know.
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I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .
There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet eeek:
Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis Banghead
Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.
After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course Banghead
Aftermath of her party? rubschin: Sound like a WKD stain and a fight in the kitchen.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rubschin:
I had thought she had broken up with her BF.
Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.
But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.
He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors purse thing ...just because like. He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.
£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rubschin:
I had thought she had broken up with her BF.
Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.
But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.
He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors purse thing ...just because like. He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.
£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Date him........ ;D ;D
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She has him on a string
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rubschin:
I had thought she had broken up with her BF.
Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.
But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.
He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors purse thing ...just because like. He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.
£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Do Selfridges sell them? whistle:
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rubschin:
I had thought she had broken up with her BF.
Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.
But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.
He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors purse thing ...just because like. He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.
£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Bordering on bastard unbelievable 2, yes 2 grand rug territory that. eeek: cussing:
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He is clearly barking mad noooo:
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He is clearly barking mad noooo:
Sez HE! ::)
LMFCO!
God knows what you're gonna be like when you've got hundreds of thousands to play with. whistle:
I tried to show you a bit of reasonable and sensible purchasing when i bought you a PROPER quality rug for a tenner, and that was a tad expensive too imo.
I suspect it's long since been binned now though.
Gratitude for you. ::)
Dunno why I freakin' bother sometimes, I really don't. noooo:
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I shall soon need to boil it noooo:
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I shall soon need to boil it noooo:
Can you do yer 'ed at the same time like, you know, to save munny like. Thumbs:
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My head is pure angel1
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My head is puerile angel1
whistle:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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You need to invest your new found wealth in Turnip Futures! Thumbs:
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You need to invest your new found wealth in Turnip Futures! Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Absolutely
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rubschin:
I had thought she had broken up with her BF.
Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.
But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.
He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors purse thing ...just because like. He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.
£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Has she got any unused condoms left?
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rubschin:
I had thought she had broken up with her BF.
Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.
But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.
He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors purse thing ...just because like. He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.
£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Has she got any unused condoms left?
Yes, but no good for you, they are all adult size. ;)
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rubschin:
I had thought she had broken up with her BF.
Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.
But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.
He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors purse thing ...just because like. He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.
£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Has she got any unused condoms left?
Why ...should I offer her my spares ?
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rubschin:
I had thought she had broken up with her BF.
Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.
But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.
He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors purse thing ...just because like. He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.
£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Has she got any unused condoms left?
Why ...should I offer her my spares ?
Shocked: I would not have thought you had any left.
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Where to begin? noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Where to begin? noooo: noooo: noooo:
At the beginning? rubschin:
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Where to begin? noooo: noooo: noooo:
Get a banana and Miss D will show you. ::)
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Where to begin? noooo: noooo: noooo:
Get a banana and Miss D will show you. ::)
Not too ripe though.
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Where to begin? noooo: noooo: noooo:
Preferably the last letter of the last sentence with you. Thumbs:
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n?
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n?
Yup. That's enough. Tara. cloud9: