The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:37:47 AM
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Apparently tis today cloud9:
Yeah .
My favourite .....a simple glazed ring :thumbsup:
Or those from the seaside cloud9:
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Yay! Party001:
Jam ones are best like.... whistle:
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No ...they vary too much .
And the jam is never central so you munch round three quarters of it before hitting the pocket of delight and then it squirts out and falls to the floor ....or over your white T shirt or summat noooo:
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No ...they vary too much .
And the jam is never central so you much round three quarters of it before hitting the pocket of delight and then it squirts out and falls to the floor ....or over your white T shirt or summat noooo:
Amateur... ::)
An expert jam doughnut eater stalks his pray... examines it closely and finds the hole where the jam was injected... a plan of action can then be prepared fro the kill... full-on jamminess or leave the jam to the end... cloud9:
Oh yes... right-handed jam doughnuts are best for sure... Drool:
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But how do you manage squirt control ? rubschin:
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But how do you manage squirt control ? rubschin:
Bite gently and lick.... ;)
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lol:
You don't lick a frickin doughnut though noooo: noooo: noooo:
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lol:
You don't lick a frickin doughnut though noooo: noooo: noooo:
You haven't tried it have you....? ::)
You just chomp and squirt.... noooo:
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Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy noooo:
And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes eeek:
12 doughnuts for a tenner noooo:
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Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy noooo:
And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes eeek:
12 doughnuts for a tenner noooo:
A tenner? Shocked:
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Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy noooo:
And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes eeek:
12 doughnuts for a tenner noooo:
A tenner? Shocked:
Padlock pockets..... noooo:
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Is the horn: broken?
Glazed ring?
Bite and lick?
Squirt down T-shirt?
Jam Onanism?
This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop. noooo:
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Is the horn: broken?
Glazed ring?
Bite and lick?
Squirt down T-shirt?
Jam Onanism?
This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop. noooo:
Are innuendos the ones with the little sprinkles on....?
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Is the horn: broken?
Glazed ring?
Bite and lick?
Squirt down T-shirt?
Jam Onanism?
This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop. noooo:
I know it killed me....... redface:
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Is the horn: broken?
Glazed ring?
Bite and lick?
Squirt down T-shirt?
Jam Onanism?
This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop. noooo:
;)
I see you as a Yum Yum man whistle:
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Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy noooo:
And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes eeek:
12 doughnuts for a tenner noooo:
Sadly you have to pay the most for the bestest
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Oooh again Steve ....you are wrong lol:
They are not the bestest noooo:
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Oooh again Steve ....you are wrong lol:
They are not the bestest noooo:
noooo:
Jam... Thumbs:
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Oooh again Steve ....you are wrong lol:
They are not the bestest noooo:
noooo:
Jam... Thumbs:
Must be ..... :thumbsup:
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Furious Pete - Eating The World's Biggest Donut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ5Gm6Ls2X8#ws)
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Oooh again Steve ....you are wrong lol:
They are not the bestest noooo:
Dunno, to be fair I have finally tired of KK's finest. Their basic glazed donut is still damn good though
Jam donuts: bit passe now, apple donuts: the second thousand doesn't have the same impact, custard donuts are sick2: seaside ring donuts are just stodgy and I dread to think what a Marmite donut would be like
Used to take boxes of KK donuts into work for me birthdays - always seem to go down well except with the dietist obsessed. What was I sposed to take in, Ryvitas?
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I had a summer job in the 70s injecting jam into doughnuts with a big jam gun cloud9:
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remember Germaine Greer's little analogies using jam and donuts ::)
Quite like her but a bit of complete fuckwittery that was
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Aulds cream Doughnuts...... cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: