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Title: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:37:47 AM
Apparently tis today  cloud9:

Yeah .

My favourite .....a simple glazed ring  :thumbsup:

Or those from the seaside  cloud9:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2013, 11:39:09 AM
Yay! Party001:

Jam ones are best like....  whistle:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:40:58 AM
No ...they vary too much .

And the jam is never central so you munch round three quarters of it before hitting the pocket of delight and then it squirts out and falls to the floor ....or over your white T shirt or summat  noooo:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2013, 11:43:58 AM
No ...they vary too much .

And the jam is never central so you much round three quarters of it before hitting the pocket of delight and then it squirts out and falls to the floor ....or over your white T shirt or summat  noooo:

Amateur... ::)

An expert jam doughnut eater stalks his pray... examines it closely and finds the hole where the jam was injected... a plan of action can then be prepared fro the kill... full-on jamminess or leave the jam to the end...  cloud9:

Oh yes... right-handed jam doughnuts are best for sure... Drool:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:46:06 AM
But how do you manage squirt control ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2013, 11:47:15 AM
But how do you manage squirt control ?  rubschin:

Bite gently and lick....  ;)
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:49:43 AM
 lol:

You don't lick a frickin doughnut though  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2013, 11:51:22 AM
lol:

You don't lick a frickin doughnut though  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You haven't tried it have you....? ::)

You just chomp and squirt....  noooo:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:56:19 AM
Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy  noooo:

And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes  eeek:

12 doughnuts for a tenner  noooo:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2013, 11:57:05 AM
Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy  noooo:

And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes  eeek:

12 doughnuts for a tenner  noooo:

A tenner?  Shocked:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2013, 12:26:02 PM
Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy  noooo:

And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes  eeek:

12 doughnuts for a tenner  noooo:

A tenner?  Shocked:

Padlock pockets..... noooo:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2013, 01:36:18 PM
 Is the horn: broken?

Glazed ring?

Bite and lick?

Squirt down T-shirt?

Jam Onanism?


This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop.  noooo:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2013, 01:37:44 PM
Is the horn: broken?

Glazed ring?

Bite and lick?

Squirt down T-shirt?

Jam Onanism?


This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop.  noooo:

Are innuendos the ones with the little sprinkles on....?
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2013, 01:38:36 PM
Is the horn: broken?

Glazed ring?

Bite and lick?

Squirt down T-shirt?

Jam Onanism?


This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop.  noooo:

I know it killed me....... redface:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 01:41:22 PM
Is the horn: broken?

Glazed ring?

Bite and lick?

Squirt down T-shirt?

Jam Onanism?


This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop.  noooo:

 ;)

I see you as a Yum Yum man  whistle:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2013, 01:57:35 PM
Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy  noooo:

And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes  eeek:

12 doughnuts for a tenner  noooo:
Sadly you have to pay the most for the bestest

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Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 02:12:01 PM
Oooh again Steve ....you are wrong  lol:

They are not the bestest  noooo:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2013, 02:21:46 PM
Oooh again Steve ....you are wrong  lol:

They are not the bestest  noooo:

 noooo:

Jam...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2013, 02:23:29 PM
Oooh again Steve ....you are wrong  lol:

They are not the bestest  noooo:

 noooo:

Jam...  Thumbs:

Must be ..... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2013, 02:25:34 PM
Furious Pete - Eating The World's Biggest Donut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ5Gm6Ls2X8#ws)
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2013, 02:41:23 PM
Oooh again Steve ....you are wrong  lol:

They are not the bestest  noooo:
Dunno, to be fair I have finally tired of KK's finest.  Their basic glazed donut is still damn good though

Jam donuts:  bit passe now, apple donuts:  the second thousand doesn't have the same impact, custard donuts are sick2: seaside ring donuts are just stodgy and I dread to think what a Marmite donut would be like

Used to take boxes of KK donuts into work for me birthdays - always seem to go down well except with the dietist obsessed.  What was I sposed to take in, Ryvitas?



Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2013, 02:43:20 PM
I had a summer job in the 70s injecting jam into doughnuts with a big jam gun cloud9:
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2013, 03:10:23 PM
remember Germaine Greer's little analogies using jam and donuts  ::)

Quite like her but a bit of complete fuckwittery that was
Title: Re: International Doughnut Day
Post by: boogs on June 07, 2013, 10:20:00 PM
Aulds cream Doughnuts...... cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: