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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: GROWLER on June 06, 2013, 09:19:13 AM
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Was in my local BMW Mini center yesterday afternoon, werkin' like, when the fire alrm went off.
Needless to say, everyone just carried on, albeit with fingers in ears for 2 minutes while someone found the switch to turn it off.
15 minutes later and the fire brigade came sweeping in, eeek: eeek: sirens blaring, and the crew jumped out obviously expecting to see the place well alight....probably burnt down after 15 minutes <cough> ::)
No one realised that the alarm is linked directly to the fire station it seems.
So. What/who set the alram off? rubschin:
Apparently, the boss had been in the bog and had an ernormous and exceedingly smelly 'dump', and being thoughtful he decided to give the smoke alarmed shit 'ouse a VERY and extra long blast on the air freshener. happy001
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Was in my local BMW Mini center yesterday afternoon, werkin' like, when the fire alrm went off.
Needless to say, everyone just carried on, albeit with fingers in ears for 2 minutes while someone found the switch to turn it off.
15 minutes later and the fire brigade came sweeping in, eeek: eeek: sirens blaring, and the crew jumped out obviously expecting to see the place well alight....probably burnt down after 15 minutes <cough> ::)
No one realised that the alarm is linked directly to the fire station it seems.
So. What/who set the alram off? rubschin:
Apparently, the boss had been in the bog and had an ernormous and exceedingly smelly 'dump', and being thoughtful he decided to give the smoke alarmed shit 'ouse a VERY and extra long blast on the air freshener. happy001
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