The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 02, 2013, 05:41:50 PM
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We need a new thread. eveilgrin:
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We need a new thread. eveilgrin:
You beat me to it... :thumbsup:
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You start!
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Wor'is this shite?
Juvenile?
Who? rubschin:
You? :thumbsup:
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When you were a cub, you oaf ::)
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Well there was the girl that . . . . . .
Nah, sometimes even Steve does discretion
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When you were a cub, you oaf ::)
Didn't 'ave any. redface:
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When you were a cub, you oaf ::)
Piss off btw, you turnip 'ed'ed gawp. Finger:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Nick's paw thread
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noooo:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Nick's paw thread
He started it...as ever.
I don't actually do 'turn over and 'ave me tummy tickled, or 'turn the other cheek. All shite. sick2:
The Bear ALWAYS stikes back. :thumbsup:
Funny, you rarely see me 'avin' a rant at anyone else in here, in'it? whistle:
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So no laydee bears at your discos back in the 40s then?
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So no laydee bears at your discos back in the 40s then?
You are actually heading for a visit if you carry on like this you pig headed twat. Angry9:
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You start!
Did you mean me.... soz had to go dish dinner out...
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Yes ::)
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Yes ::)
Not really got any put downs got some stories tho... most of which I could not repeat in company....
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One chap I knew used to say 'Hello Dreamboat' every time a pretty girl walked past, if they turned round he would say 'Not you shipwreck'. How he never got punched I don't know.
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One chap I knew used to say 'Hello Dreamboat' every time a pretty girl walked past, if they turned round he would say 'Not you shipwreck'. How he never got punched I don't know.
He must have met Foggy at some point. noooo:
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scared:
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I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:
Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night... eeek:
She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him. I never saw him again... noooo:
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eeek:
We have a new top BF/GF story
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I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:
Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night... eeek:
She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him. I never saw him again... noooo:
I seem to remember that Mr Sutcliffe did get taken in for questioning on a number of occasions before they finally caught him. What exactly was your job at the time? rubschin:
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I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:
Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night... eeek:
She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him. I never saw him again... noooo:
I seem to remember that Mr Sutcliffe did get taken in for questioning on a number of occasions before they finally caught him. What exactly was your job at the time? rubschin:
I was a barmaid ;)... He was from Essex.... Never been to Yorkshire... noooo:
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eeek:
We have a new top BF/GF story
+1 Thumbs:
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I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:
Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night... eeek:
She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him. I never saw him again... noooo:
I know I shouldn't, but... happy001
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:thumbsup:
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I was once in the late 70s sharing a flat with a woman she was very nervous... Anyhoo I was seeing a guy not local.. We were asleep one morning and the police came bursting in to the bedroom dragged him out of bed asked me if I was ok... They arrested him and took him for questioning ... scared2:
Turned out this woman was having a breakdown and got it into her head that the guy was The Yorkshire Ripper, who they were looking for at the time, and he had murdered me in the night... eeek:
She was sectioned. He was realised after 8hrs they did a full number on him. I never saw him again... noooo:
I know I shouldn't, but... happy001
It was one of those at the time was a nightmare but after a while.... happy001
No idea what happened to either of them... redface: