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Title: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 08:56:48 AM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 08:58:35 AM
Where..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 08:58:55 AM
Camping  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: boogs on May 28, 2013, 09:00:56 AM
Camping  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 happy001 happy001   Please go there could be some mileage in this... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:01:47 AM
Classic car show at Weston Park. cloud9:

There is a beer tent and 'live' entertainment....as opposed to dead entertainment I presume that means. rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:02:36 AM
Camping  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 happy001 happy001   Please go there could be some mileage in this... :thumbsup:

You takin' the piss gerl?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 09:03:37 AM
Camping  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 happy001 happy001   Please go there could be some mileage in this... :thumbsup:

Well it's a car show......
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: boogs on May 28, 2013, 09:04:14 AM
Camping  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 happy001 happy001   Please go there could be some mileage in this... :thumbsup:

You takin' the piss gerl?  rubschin:

Who me never  redface:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: boogs on May 28, 2013, 09:04:59 AM
Camping  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 happy001 happy001   Please go there could be some mileage in this... :thumbsup:

Well it's a car show......

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:05:21 AM
This isn't a friggin' 'peep show' you know. evil:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: boogs on May 28, 2013, 09:06:17 AM
This isn't a friggin' 'peep show' you know. evil:

 sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:08:35 AM
I was merely releasing a tiny glimpse of the pleasanterere side of me by inviting him to come and enjoy and share the festivities with me. angel1

I do believe there is live music too! cloud9:

If you're all just going to take the piss though, I'd rather be on me own like. Banghead
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: boogs on May 28, 2013, 09:15:51 AM
I was merely releasing a tiny glimpse of the pleasanterere side of me by inviting him to come and enjoy and share the festivities with me. angel1

I do believe there is live music too! cloud9:

If you're all just going to take the piss though, I'd rather be on me own like. Banghead

Don't be so sensitive... happy100
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 09:18:25 AM
Sounds like a good weekend......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:18:50 AM
I was merely releasing a tiny glimpse of the pleasanterere side of me by inviting him to come and enjoy and share the festivities with me. angel1

I do believe there is live music too! cloud9:

If you're all just going to take the piss though, I'd rather be on me own like. Banghead

Don't be so sensitive... happy100

I'm NOT. Angry9:
I'm  thoughtful and a kindly owld Bear and don't like being poked. evil:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2013, 09:20:08 AM
Camping  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

2gayers:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 09:21:29 AM
 horn:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:21:36 AM
Sounds like a good weekend......... :thumbsup:

Thought it could be educashunul for him too, you know, so he could p'raps witness and learn to appreciate for himself the delights of what we talk about on  the petrol 'ed's board. cloud9:

Might even be able to prise him away from hois owld Sierra too and get him into summat even owlder like! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:22:42 AM
Camping  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

2gayers:

S E P E R A T E  tents knob.  ::)
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 09:23:21 AM
I haven't got a tent
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2013, 09:24:23 AM
I haven't got a tent

Growler has 'his' and 'hers' tents....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2013, 09:32:58 AM
A romatic weekend away eh  kleenex:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2013, 09:35:27 AM
A romatic weekend away eh  kleenex:

 lol: lol: lol:

 scared:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:44:07 AM
I haven't got a tent

They are available for purchasing you know cock a doodle do. ::)
30 snotters will get you a really nice one, and probably a bit left over for a lilo too! :thumbsup:

I've gorra cooker.
I'll be in charge of catering. Thumbs:
GROWLERS most famous of outdoor FULL Forest Brekkies! cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:45:01 AM
A romatic weekend away eh  kleenex:

You can go shut yer face too gerl with yer snidey comments. evil:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2013, 09:45:59 AM
Oh giuve us an hug before Nick takes them all  lol:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: boogs on May 28, 2013, 09:46:31 AM
I was merely releasing a tiny glimpse of the pleasanterere side of me by inviting him to come and enjoy and share the festivities with me. angel1

I do believe there is live music too! cloud9:

If you're all just going to take the piss though, I'd rather be on me own like. Banghead

Don't be so sensitive... happy100

I'm NOT. Angry9:
I'm  thoughtful and a kindly owld Bear and don't like being poked. evil:

I know you are really but...
Dish it out you need to be able to take it.... ;)
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2013, 09:47:20 AM
Oh giuve us an hug before Nick takes them all  lol:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:48:03 AM
Oh giuve us an hug before Nick takes them all  lol:


Swivel. Finger:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 09:50:34 AM
I was merely releasing a tiny glimpse of the pleasanterere side of me by inviting him to come and enjoy and share the festivities with me. angel1

I do believe there is live music too! cloud9:

If you're all just going to take the piss though, I'd rather be on me own like. Banghead

Don't be so sensitive... happy100

I'm NOT. Angry9:
I'm  thoughtful and a kindly owld Bear and don't like being poked. evil:

I know you are really but...
Dish it out you need to be able to take it.... ;)

Dish WHAT out ffs?! Shrugs:

I think I've been a most kind considerate generaous and thoughtful owld Bear, and THIS is the shit I get in return. sad32:

WHY TF do I bother ey, why, exactly, roughly speaking? Banghead
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 09:57:49 AM
I haven't got a tent

They are available for purchasing you know cock a doodle do. ::)
30 snotters will get you a really nice one, and probably a bit left over for a lilo too! :thumbsup:

I've gorra cooker.
I'll be in charge of catering. Thumbs:
GROWLERS most famous of outdoor FULL Forest Brekkies! cloud9:

Nick will get brekkie all down his sweater,,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 10:02:11 AM
I'm no'ris carer you know. noooo:

He can bring his own bib. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: boogs on May 28, 2013, 10:17:48 AM
I was merely releasing a tiny glimpse of the pleasanterere side of me by inviting him to come and enjoy and share the festivities with me. angel1

I do believe there is live music too! cloud9:

If you're all just going to take the piss though, I'd rather be on me own like. Banghead

Don't be so sensitive... happy100

I'm NOT. Angry9:
I'm  thoughtful and a kindly owld Bear and don't like being poked. evil:

I know you are really but...
Dish it out you need to be able to take it.... ;)

Dish WHAT out ffs?! Shrugs:

I think I've been a most kind considerate generaous and thoughtful owld Bear, and THIS is the shit I get in return. sad32:

WHY TF do I bother ey, why, exactly, roughly speaking? Banghead

You are orible about us wimmin and when we give you some back you winge...

You know we luv you even tho you are a grumpy owld bear ...

I am sending a BIG UG even tho you will prolly tell me to fuck off.... redface:

BTW that was nasty what you did to Miss D not called for... evil:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 10:19:41 AM
I have just unearthed the HobNobs wot Miss C gave me :thumbsup:

Nom nom nom
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 10:21:37 AM
I have just unearthed the HobNobs wot Miss C gave me :thumbsup:

Nom nom nom

You could have saved them for the weekend trip .... noooo:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 10:22:02 AM
He got cake  evil:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 12:42:04 PM
I was merely releasing a tiny glimpse of the pleasanterere side of me by inviting him to come and enjoy and share the festivities with me. angel1

I do believe there is live music too! cloud9:

If you're all just going to take the piss though, I'd rather be on me own like. Banghead

Don't be so sensitive... happy100

I'm NOT. Angry9:
I'm  thoughtful and a kindly owld Bear and don't like being poked. evil:

I know you are really but...
Dish it out you need to be able to take it.... ;)

Dish WHAT out ffs?! Shrugs:

I think I've been a most kind considerate generaous and thoughtful owld Bear, and THIS is the shit I get in return. sad32:

WHY TF do I bother ey, why, exactly, roughly speaking? Banghead

You are orible about us wimmin and when we give you some back you winge...

You know we luv you even tho you are a grumpy owld bear ...

I am sending a BIG UG even tho you will prolly tell me to fuck off.... redface:

BTW that was nasty what you did to Miss D not called for... evil:

Ey? confused:
Wha'? Shrugs:

ALWAYS in trubble I am, and usually without good reason...like now. Banghead
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 28, 2013, 01:36:19 PM
I have a tent and loads of camping 'stuff' even have a tame chicken that would like to come along. I can bake cakes and am very handy with meat on a BBQ or camping stove if I am ever allowed near.

Can I come please.

Oh and I don't care if my hair gets wet or I break a nail.
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 01:55:04 PM
Roast chicken you say rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2013, 02:14:27 PM
on behalf of the chicken  scared2:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 02:15:48 PM
Death by fire  eveilgrin:


And pan  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 05:32:13 PM
I have a tent and loads of camping 'stuff' even have a tame chicken that would like to come along. I can bake cakes and am very handy with meat on a BBQ or camping stove if I am ever allowed near.

Can I come please.

Oh and I don't care if my hair gets wet or I break a nail.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

We could display your new mobile electricity machine too!! Thumbs:

Wha' would Mr C say about you 'shacking up' with a owld grizzly for the weekend though? rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2013, 05:56:49 PM
I haven't got a tent

It's a while since I've been camping, but I'm sure you can get bell-end tents  whistle:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 05:57:44 PM
I have a tent and loads of camping 'stuff' even have a tame chicken that would like to come along. I can bake cakes and am very handy with meat on a BBQ or camping stove if I am ever allowed near.

Can I come please.

Oh and I don't care if my hair gets wet or I break a nail.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

We could display your new mobile electricity machine too!! Thumbs:

Wha' would Mr C say about you 'shacking up' with a owld grizzly for the weekend though? rubschin:
Everyone would walk backwards and Miss C would drive her cart into your car :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2013, 05:59:13 PM
I haven't got a tent

It's a while since I've been camping, but I'm sure you can get bell-end tents  whistle:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 28, 2013, 06:00:40 PM
Looks like I'm going on me own now anyway. cry:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2013, 06:33:05 PM
I haven't got a tent

It's a while since I've been camping, but I'm sure you can get bell-end tents  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 28, 2013, 09:24:38 PM
I have a tent and loads of camping 'stuff' even have a tame chicken that would like to come along. I can bake cakes and am very handy with meat on a BBQ or camping stove if I am ever allowed near.

Can I come please.

Oh and I don't care if my hair gets wet or I break a nail.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

We could display your new mobile electricity machine too!! Thumbs:

Wha' would Mr C say about you 'shacking up' with a owld grizzly for the weekend though? rubschin:
Everyone would walk backwards and Miss C would drive her cart into your car :thumbsup:

Separate tents and he would be fine about it. So no problem there, In fact I have two so double the fun.
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2013, 08:27:25 AM
I have a tent and loads of camping 'stuff' even have a tame chicken that would like to come along. I can bake cakes and am very handy with meat on a BBQ or camping stove if I am ever allowed near.

Can I come please.

Oh and I don't care if my hair gets wet or I break a nail.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

We could display your new mobile electricity machine too!! Thumbs:

Wha' would Mr C say about you 'shacking up' with a owld grizzly for the weekend though? rubschin:
Everyone would walk backwards and Miss C would drive her cart into your car :thumbsup:

Separate tents and he would be fine about it. So no problem there, In fact I have two so double the fun.

I'm glad you edited that - I was right confusimicated.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2013, 10:45:05 PM
I haven't got a tent

It's a while since I've been camping, but I'm sure you can get bell-end tents  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

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Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Baldy on May 30, 2013, 07:52:09 AM
I haven't got a tent

It's a while since I've been camping, but I'm sure you can get bell-end tents  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 30, 2013, 08:21:20 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 30, 2013, 08:35:53 AM
Goin' on me own now anyway, so stuff you's. Finger:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2013, 10:26:49 AM
Goin' on me own now anyway, so stuff you's. Finger:

More brekkie for you...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 31, 2013, 12:44:19 PM
Goin' on me own now anyway, so stuff you's. Finger:

More brekkie for you...... :thumbsup:

Indeedeedodo. Thumbs:

Double everythinks for me it is then!

I'm gunna luv meself and treat meself to loads and loads of tasty grub and treats this weekend, just 'cus I deserve it. cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Misty on May 31, 2013, 01:05:27 PM
Goin' on me own now anyway, so stuff you's. Finger:

More brekkie for you...... :thumbsup:

Indeedeedodo. Thumbs:

Double everythinks for me it is then!

I'm gunna luv meself and treat meself to loads and loads of tasty grub and treats this weekend, just 'cus I deserve it. cloud9:


Can I come? I love camping and would love your bbq brekkie.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 31, 2013, 01:11:52 PM
Goin' on me own now anyway, so stuff you's. Finger:

More brekkie for you...... :thumbsup:

Indeedeedodo. Thumbs:

Double everythinks for me it is then!

I'm gunna luv meself and treat meself to loads and loads of tasty grub and treats this weekend, just 'cus I deserve it. cloud9:


Can I come? I love camping and would love your bbq brekkie.  cloud9:

Soz, no.  redface:
This is gunna be a me me me me me me and bollox to everyone else weekend,  cloud9: as no one really gives a flying fuck about me anymore, so why not ey, ey? Thumbs:

No offence, so don't see yer arse with me as you usually do. whistle:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Misty on May 31, 2013, 01:16:56 PM
Goin' on me own now anyway, so stuff you's. Finger:

More brekkie for you...... :thumbsup:

Indeedeedodo. Thumbs:

Double everythinks for me it is then!

I'm gunna luv meself and treat meself to loads and loads of tasty grub and treats this weekend, just 'cus I deserve it. cloud9:


Can I come? I love camping and would love your bbq brekkie.  cloud9:

Soz, no.  redface:
This is gunna be a me me me me me me and bollox to everyone else weekend,  cloud9: as no one really gives a flying fuck about me anymore, so why not ey, ey? Thumbs:

No offence, so don't see yer arse with me as you usually do. whistle:

Haven't got the energy to "see my arse", hope you have a wonderful time. Would love to spend the weekend doing something like that. Have convinced apey to take me camping at the next available window of days off.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: boogs on May 31, 2013, 04:28:16 PM


Soz, no.  redface:
This is gunna be a me me me me me me and bollox to everyone else weekend,  cloud9: as no one really gives a flying fuck about me anymore, so why not ey, ey? Thumbs:

That is not true you owld grizzly some of us do give a fuck about you and you just don't want to know... I for one can't win with you....  SO DON'T talk bollox... evil:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2013, 04:37:59 PM
Goin' on me own now anyway, so stuff you's. Finger:

More brekkie for you...... :thumbsup:

Indeedeedodo. Thumbs:

Double everythinks for me it is then!

I'm gunna luv meself and treat meself to loads and loads of tasty grub and treats this weekend, just 'cus I deserve it. cloud9:


Can I come? I love camping and would love your bbq brekkie.  cloud9:

Soz, no.  redface:
This is gunna be a me me me me me me and bollox to everyone else weekend,  cloud9: as no one really gives a flying fuck about me anymore, so why not ey, ey? Thumbs:

No offence, so don't see yer arse with me as you usually do. whistle:

Haven't got the energy to "see my arse", hope you have a wonderful time. Would love to spend the weekend doing something like that. Have convinced apey to take me camping at the next available window of days off.  :thumbsup:

Is that like an eclipse?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 31, 2013, 04:46:27 PM


Soz, no.  redface:
This is gunna be a me me me me me me and bollox to everyone else weekend,  cloud9: as no one really gives a flying fuck about me anymore, so why not ey, ey? Thumbs:

That is not true you owld grizzly some of us do give a fuck about you and you just don't want to know... I for one can't win with you....  SO DON'T talk bollox... evil:

I'm talkin' about in the REAL werld, not the 'virtual' one you mad mare. Banghead

Don't give a turd anymore anyway, as I'm as 'appy and mad as a box o' frogs! lol:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2013, 04:49:36 PM
You could come to Lundun  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2013, 04:54:02 PM
London this time of year is brill but it's still half term time in the SE so won't it be full of Weenygans
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on May 31, 2013, 06:12:09 PM
You could come to Lundun  :thumbsup:

No chance. sick2:
It's a filthy overcrowded,over expensive, WELL over rated, unfriendly lonely shit hole...IMO.

I can hear voices in me 'ed ...'calling me'....elswhere like, all warm friendly cosy and remote. cloud9:
Title: Re: Growler has invited me away for the weekend
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2013, 06:19:12 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: