The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on May 27, 2013, 03:09:42 PM
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Just had me highlight of the day experience. :thumbsup:
B and extremelly long Q for an new shower 'ose.
HOW FRIGGIN' MUCH!!! eeek: Shocked:
Any'ow.
Till munter greeted me with the most hooge smile ever seen by man or beast, , and a hello darling and how are you today?
Me, he sez looking over his shoulder...painfully. happy001
Yes sweetheart, you. are you well, and when you're ready please place your card into the machine please.
Transaction completed, I watched yet another almost face cracking smile as her eyes disappeared into her bloated cheeks. eeek:
"Do have a most enjoyable rest of the day my lovely, and thank you so much for shopping with us
Yu wha? confused:
I did actually mutter "fuck off you tosser" under me breath as I beat a hasty retreat with the sheer excitement and anticipation of the predicted enjoyment of fitting new shower hose, with her werds still ringing in me ears. noooo:
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Just had me highlight of the day experience. :thumbsup:
B and extremelly long Q for an new shower 'ose.
HOW FRIGGIN' MUCH!!! eeek: Shocked:
Any'ow.
Till munter greeted me with the most hooge smile ever seen by man or beast, , and a hello darling and how are you today?
Me, he sez looking over his shoulder...painfully. happy001
Yes sweetheart, you. are you well, and when you're ready please place your card into the machine please.
Transaction completed, I watched yet another almost face cracking smile as her eyes disappeared into her bloated cheeks. eeek:
"Do have a most enjoyable rest of the day my lovely, and thank you so much for shopping with us
Yu wha? confused:
I did actually mutter "fuck off you tosser" under me breath as I beat a hasty retreat with the sheer excitement and anticipation of the predicted enjoyment of fitting new shower hose, with her werds still ringing in me ears. noooo:
Did she give you a fucking bag for it tho? cussing:
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Did she bollox, bloated munter. noooo:
I think I'd rather she'd spat in me face than give me all that shite.
Can't stand overly pleasant sheeple, 'specially ones that you've never seen before, never want to see again, and act like they're yer best buddy in the whole werld. evil:
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sad32:
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27 bastard friggin' pounds FFS!
Could 'ave got one for £9.50 B and very long Q 'special'. Guaranteed 'til you've left the shop jobbie. whistle:
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sad32:
Wozup with you yer friggin' wanker? rubschin:
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Have a nice day sir (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Flexible-Stainless-Steel-Chrome-Shower-Hose-1-5M-Standard-/321130071218?pt=UK_Bathroom_Mats_Rugs&hash=item4ac4d804b2)
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Have a nice day sir (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Flexible-Stainless-Steel-Chrome-Shower-Hose-1-5M-Standard-/321130071218?pt=UK_Bathroom_Mats_Rugs&hash=item4ac4d804b2)
Looks very much like the relatively new one now residing in me bin that does Darwin, but thanks for the attempted kick in the bollox anyways. Thumbs:
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Have a nice day sir (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Flexible-Stainless-Steel-Chrome-Shower-Hose-1-5M-Standard-/321130071218?pt=UK_Bathroom_Mats_Rugs&hash=item4ac4d804b2)
Looks very much like the relatively new one now residing in me bin that does Darwin, but thanks for the attempted kick in the bollox anyways. Thumbs:
I thought at that price you could change it once a fortnight for a year and still be in pocket. ;)
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Have a nice day sir (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Flexible-Stainless-Steel-Chrome-Shower-Hose-1-5M-Standard-/321130071218?pt=UK_Bathroom_Mats_Rugs&hash=item4ac4d804b2)
They'd put it in a bag too..... whistle:
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Now he has broken his own shower cloud9:
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Now he has broken his own shower cloud9:
No. I, yes ME, has mended it. cloud9:
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Went to coffee place yesterday and was queing behind some wumman.
The coffee shop girl says to the wumman
" are you with your son"
The wumman looks a bit confused so the cofffee shop girl says " oh I thought you were with someone and that he was your son "
Wumman shakes her head and says " no definitely not my son, I failed to reproduce " eeek:
Coffee shop girl looks a bit startled by this revelation and then says " oh well ,at least they cant cause you any problems "
Over sharing wumman then says " oh but it did my husband left me 30 years ago because of it "
Coffee shop girl is now thinking she needs to dig herself out of a hole so comes back with " oh well , probably happier without him "
Wumman then says " not really , haven't met anyone since and dont feel like I've ever been loved "
Coffee girl gives up " sugar and napkins are just on the right " lol:
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Went to coffee place yesterday and was queing behind some wumman.
The coffee shop girl says to the wumman
" are you with your son"
The wumman looks a bit confused so the cofffee shop girl says " oh I thought you were with someone and that he was your son "
Wumman shakes her head and says " no definitely not my son, I failed to reproduce " eeek:
Coffee shop girl looks a bit startled by this revelation and then says " oh well ,at least they cant cause you any problems "
Over sharing wumman then says " oh but it did my husband left me 30 years ago because of it "
Coffee shop girl is now thinking she needs to dig herself out of a hole so comes back with " oh well , probably happier without him "
Wumman then says " not really , haven't met anyone since and dont feel like I've ever been loved "
Coffee girl gives up " sugar and napkins are just on the right " lol:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Went to coffee place yesterday and was queing behind some wumman.
The coffee shop girl says to the wumman
" are you with your son"
The wumman looks a bit confused so the cofffee shop girl says " oh I thought you were with someone and that he was your son "
Wumman shakes her head and says " no definitely not my son, I failed to reproduce " eeek:
Coffee shop girl looks a bit startled by this revelation and then says " oh well ,at least they cant cause you any problems "
Over sharing wumman then says " oh but it did my husband left me 30 years ago because of it "
Coffee shop girl is now thinking she needs to dig herself out of a hole so comes back with " oh well , probably happier without him "
Wumman then says " not really , haven't met anyone since and dont feel like I've ever been loved "
Coffee girl gives up " sugar and napkins are just on the right " lol:
Awwwwwwwwwww. that's sad that. cry:
You ger'er number like? rubschin:
Fit like? Thumbs:
Bap size?
Roughly speaking like?
BSH? rubschin:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Just got back from the 'ignore that ugly twat called GROWLER gymnasium'. cry:
Nipped into the PC WERLD shop next door on me way out, to purchase a new keyboard, as this one has worn out letters on it, like the K, F, U O, C and a few others. whistle:
The spotty oink behind the desk was more like what i like. Thumbs:
He had a face like a bulldog chewin' a mouldy sofa, mubblin' and complaining that the till was playing up...yet gain. Banghead
I asked him was it digital, which it was. sick2:
I suggested he got his bosses to ger'im a Anna Log one. cloud9:
He looked at me with a look of complete l conflusterlication. confused: lol:
Yoof of today. They don't know what they're missin'. ::)
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We should get married :thumbsup:
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We should get married :thumbsup:
Who should? eeek:
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sad32:
Wozup with you yer friggin' wanker? rubschin:
PMT noooo: