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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 11:01:34 PM
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Terrifying barrister tomorrow ::) scared2:
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eDisharmony.co.uk perchance?
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Light . a . match. com scared2:
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Dial N for nICK
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Torture in chambers
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Fixture postponed noooo:
Still drinks with Miss D tomorrow :thumbsup: (see also: going for a jog with Usain Bolt)
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Fixture postponed noooo:
Still drinks with Miss D tomorrow :thumbsup: (see also: going for a jog with Usain Bolt)
rubschin:
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Fixture postponed noooo:
Still drinks with Miss D tomorrow :thumbsup: (see also: going for a jog with Usain Bolt)
Nick loose with a Bolt?
Sounds about right.
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
That will make a nice change from the rubber ones.
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
That will make a nice change from the rubber ones.
drumroll:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want..... whistle:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want..... whistle:
Wait til he cooks for them..... scared2:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want..... whistle:
Take her to see a tomb, you say rubschin:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want..... whistle:
Take her to see a tomb, you say rubschin:
With a footy shirt on ...... :thumbsup:
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She likes stiffs :thumbsup:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want..... whistle:
Take her to see a tomb, you say rubschin:
With a footy shirt on ...... :thumbsup:
happy001 happy001
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I have to say I find it scary that Miss D has so many stiffs in her job that she warrants her own morgue. I didn't think that the axe was real, now I am not so sure.
Miss D I am so so sorry but since your recent revelations I cannot help but think of your man as Lurkio. noooo: redface:
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She likes stiffs :thumbsup:
Your prolly gona be unlucky then..... whistle:
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evil:
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Wo'ris all this shite? ::)
SSSSSSSSSSO glad I've been otherwise occupied for the last 2 days. cloud9:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me noooo:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me noooo:
What are friends for? rubschin:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me noooo:
Killing him is a bit OTT though scared:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me noooo:
Killing him is a bit OTT though scared:
Probably a public service. rubschin:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me noooo:
Killing him is a bit OTT though scared:
Probably a public service. rubschin:
Drumming up business. Shocked:
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me noooo:
What are friends for? rubschin:
But that would be a misuse of local authority funds like whistle:
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You angel1 you
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She may be bringing me spreadsheets cloud9:
Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me noooo:
Killing him is a bit OTT though scared:
Probably a public service. rubschin:
Drumming up business. Shocked:
rubschin: Good point. eeek:
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Feck moi. Went out for a drink NickSick NickSick with laydfee barrister this eve NickSick NickSick NickSick
Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date rubschin:
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A court one ? whistle:
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Feck moi. Went out for a drink NickSick NickSick with laydfee barrister this eve NickSick NickSick NickSick
Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date rubschin:
To accompany her at Specsavers? ::)
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A court one ? whistle:
lol: lol:
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A court one ? whistle:
evil:
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Feck moi. Went out for a drink NickSick NickSick with laydfee barrister this eve NickSick NickSick NickSick
Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date rubschin:
A ginger........ noooo:
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Feck moi. Went out for a drink NickSick NickSick with laydfee barrister this eve NickSick NickSick NickSick
Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date rubschin:
A ginger........ noooo:
Hopefully she has been spayed.
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Feck moi. Went out for a drink NickSick NickSick with laydfee barrister this eve NickSick NickSick NickSick
Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date rubschin:
A ginger........ noooo:
Hopefully she has been spayed.
More like hit with a spade.......... noooo:
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Feck moi. Went out for a drink NickSick NickSick with laydfee barrister this eve NickSick NickSick NickSick
Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date rubschin:
A ginger........ noooo:
Hopefully she has been spayed.
More like hit with a spade.......... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Pesky laydee barristers noooo: whistle:
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Those restraining orders cramping your style Nick? whistle:
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I am besieged, I tells ya cussing:
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Those restraining orders cramping your style Nick? whistle:
;D ;D
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4 boobs cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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4 boobs cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
You need to find a good wumman to look after you ... Only half a brain mind you.. ;)
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Miss T you say rubschin:
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Miss T you say rubschin:
Spank2: You wish.... lol: lol:
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scared:
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Miss T you say rubschin:
You picked the wrong day to diss me you rancid, sewer smelling, manky jumper wearing Gingeoid!!!! thatsit:
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Miss T you say rubschin:
You picked the wrong day to diss me you rancid, sewer smelling, manky jumper wearing Gingeoid!!!! thatsit:
lol: lol: lol:
scared2:
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Miss T you say rubschin:
You picked the wrong day to diss me you rancid, sewer smelling, manky jumper wearing Gingeoid!!!! thatsit:
eeek:
scared:
Apey what the hell have you done this time. eeek: eeek:
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evil: not me this time....... scared2:
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Miss T you say rubschin:
You picked the wrong day to diss me you rancid, sewer smelling, manky jumper wearing Gingeoid!!!! thatsit:
Just as well that he caught you on a good day :thumbsup:
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
potty mouth... noooo:
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
potty mouth... noooo:
fuck off
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I think it's pmt Thumbs:
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
potty mouth... noooo:
fuck off
happy002
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
potty mouth... noooo:
I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
potty mouth... noooo:
I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:
very wise! Thumbs:
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
potty mouth... noooo:
I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:
very wise! Thumbs:
In fairness she is right..... they are all fecking morons ....
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I think it's pmt Thumbs:
No it's not. And I also am gonna hunt you down and destroy you bit by bit in the night while you lie in your onesie crying yourself to sleep because you cant decide if it was better to be ginger or balding, holding your rancid sauce stained jumper to you like a security blanket.
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
potty mouth... noooo:
I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:
very wise! Thumbs:
In fairness she is right..... they are all fecking morons ....
Creep.... noooo:
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I think it's pmt Thumbs:
No it's not. And I also am gonna hunt you down and destroy you bit by bit in the night while you lie in your onesie crying yourself to sleep because you cant decide if it was better to be ginger or balding, holding your rancid sauce stained jumper to you like a security blanket.
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
See also PMT thread
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Prolly a wedding gone wrong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
potty mouth... noooo:
I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:
very wise! Thumbs:
In fairness she is right..... they are all fecking morons ....
Creep.... noooo:
:thumbsup: oi I have to sleep at some point .......
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Finished emails, got a drink, all better now. cloud9:
except you Nick, I still don't like you. evil:
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I think it's pmt Thumbs:
No it's not. And I also am gonna hunt you down and destroy you bit by bit in the night while you lie in your onesie crying yourself to sleep because you cant decide if it was better to be ginger or balding, holding your rancid sauce stained jumper to you like a security blanket.
Onesie! happy001
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Finished emails, got a drink, all better now. cloud9:
except you Nick, I still don't like you. evil:
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Finished emails, got a drink, all better now. cloud9:
except you Nick, I still don't like you. evil:
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
eveilgrin:
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PMT noooo:
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PMT noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fjsq44aa87%2Fblob.jpg&hash=394e65ae5bce7c85e8bd5a9be32d8c9c612088a2) (http://postimg.org/image/jsq44aa87/)
scared2:
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PMT noooo:
Load of bolloxy excuse that. ::)
Just 'Wimmin' in general will suffice. Banghead
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PMT noooo:
Positively Manky Twat?
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PMT noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fjsq44aa87%2Fblob.jpg&hash=394e65ae5bce7c85e8bd5a9be32d8c9c612088a2) (http://postimg.org/image/jsq44aa87/)
scared2:
:thumbsup:
Poor apey
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PMT noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fjsq44aa87%2Fblob.jpg&hash=394e65ae5bce7c85e8bd5a9be32d8c9c612088a2) (http://postimg.org/image/jsq44aa87/)
scared2:
:thumbsup:
Poor apey
He is fine. Its just the wedding companies and you who are on my hit list. :thumbsup:
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: sad24:
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I think it's pmt Thumbs:
No it's not. And I also am gonna hunt you down and destroy you bit by bit in the night while you lie in your onesie crying yourself to sleep because you cant decide if it was better to be ginger or balding, holding your rancid sauce stained jumper to you like a security blanket.
worthy: worthy:
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Deffo PMT
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fg1vxddmd9%2F5878432_460s.jpg&hash=43b30d93eac5a8593fdddb9050d0a2a629a0a37f) (http://postimg.org/image/g1vxddmd9/)
noooo:
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F7sum0qb1v%2F6000425_460s.jpg&hash=d807661a931ae9fa4cd3b35fa03de8c0188324a0) (http://postimg.org/image/7sum0qb1v/)
noooo: