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Title: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 11:01:34 PM
Terrifying barrister tomorrow  ::) scared2:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2013, 11:03:29 PM
eDisharmony.co.uk perchance?
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2013, 05:32:18 AM
Light . a . match. com  scared2:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 07:47:42 AM
Dial N for nICK
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2013, 10:48:29 AM
Torture in chambers
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 01:13:59 PM
Fixture postponed  noooo:

Still drinks with Miss D tomorrow  :thumbsup:  (see also: going for a jog with Usain Bolt)
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 01:25:34 PM
Fixture postponed  noooo:

Still drinks with Miss D tomorrow  :thumbsup:  (see also: going for a jog with Usain Bolt)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2013, 02:36:34 PM
Fixture postponed  noooo:

Still drinks with Miss D tomorrow  :thumbsup:  (see also: going for a jog with Usain Bolt)

Nick loose with a Bolt?

Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 02:38:16 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2013, 02:40:42 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:
That will make a nice change from the rubber ones.
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 02:42:33 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:
That will make a nice change from the rubber ones.


 drumroll:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: boogs on May 20, 2013, 02:42:59 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 02:45:11 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want.....  whistle:

Wait til he cooks for them..... scared2:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 02:45:52 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want.....  whistle:

Take her to see a tomb, you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 02:46:46 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want.....  whistle:

Take her to see a tomb, you say  rubschin:

With a footy shirt on ...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 02:47:25 PM
She likes stiffs  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: boogs on May 20, 2013, 03:21:19 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: This is a man who understands what wimmin want.....  whistle:

Take her to see a tomb, you say  rubschin:

With a footy shirt on ...... :thumbsup:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 03:48:27 PM
I have to say I find it scary that Miss D has so many stiffs in her job that she warrants her own morgue.  I didn't think that the axe was real, now I am not so sure. 

Miss D I am so so sorry but since your recent revelations I cannot help but think of your man as Lurkio. noooo: redface:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: boogs on May 20, 2013, 03:55:08 PM
She likes stiffs  :thumbsup:

Your prolly gona be unlucky then..... whistle:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 03:57:56 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: GROWLER on May 20, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Wo'ris all this shite?  ::)

SSSSSSSSSSO glad I've been otherwise occupied for the last 2 days. cloud9:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2013, 08:22:58 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me  noooo:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2013, 08:33:52 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me  noooo:

What are friends for?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 08:39:54 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me  noooo:

Killing him is a bit OTT though  scared:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2013, 08:41:14 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me  noooo:

Killing him is a bit OTT though  scared:

Probably a public service.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 20, 2013, 08:42:35 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me  noooo:

Killing him is a bit OTT though  scared:

Probably a public service.  rubschin:

Drumming up business.  Shocked:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2013, 08:42:56 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me  noooo:

What are friends for?  rubschin:

But that would be a misuse of local authority funds like  whistle:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 08:44:03 PM
You  angel1 you
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2013, 08:46:25 PM
She may be bringing me spreadsheets  cloud9:

Arranges a drink then says he has no printer and would I mind printing off a few things for him at work to bring with me  noooo:

Killing him is a bit OTT though  scared:

Probably a public service.  rubschin:

Drumming up business.  Shocked:
rubschin: Good point. eeek:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2013, 09:48:46 PM
Feck moi. Went out for a drink  NickSick NickSick  with laydfee barrister this eve  NickSick NickSick NickSick

Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2013, 06:20:23 AM
A court one ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: GROWLER on May 25, 2013, 08:21:37 AM
Feck moi. Went out for a drink  NickSick NickSick  with laydfee barrister this eve  NickSick NickSick NickSick

Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date  rubschin:

To accompany her at Specsavers? ::)
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2013, 09:30:29 AM
A court one ?  whistle:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2013, 09:31:12 AM
A court one ?  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 09:33:04 AM
Feck moi. Went out for a drink  NickSick NickSick  with laydfee barrister this eve  NickSick NickSick NickSick

Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date  rubschin:

A ginger........ noooo:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2013, 09:35:23 AM
Feck moi. Went out for a drink  NickSick NickSick  with laydfee barrister this eve  NickSick NickSick NickSick

Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date  rubschin:

A ginger........ noooo:

Hopefully she has been spayed.
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 09:41:41 AM
Feck moi. Went out for a drink  NickSick NickSick  with laydfee barrister this eve  NickSick NickSick NickSick

Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date  rubschin:

A ginger........ noooo:

Hopefully she has been spayed.

More like hit with a spade.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2013, 09:42:28 AM
Feck moi. Went out for a drink  NickSick NickSick  with laydfee barrister this eve  NickSick NickSick NickSick

Her redheaded friend turns up (laydee). I may have a date  rubschin:

A ginger........ noooo:

Hopefully she has been spayed.

More like hit with a spade.......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 04:25:50 PM
Pesky laydee barristers  noooo: whistle:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Those restraining orders cramping your style Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 04:39:49 PM
I am besieged, I tells ya  cussing:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2013, 06:00:41 PM
Those restraining orders cramping your style Nick?  whistle:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 06:03:32 PM
4 boobs  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: boogs on May 27, 2013, 06:06:21 PM
4 boobs  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

You need to find a good wumman to look after you ... Only half a brain mind you..  ;)
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 06:07:04 PM
Miss T you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: boogs on May 27, 2013, 06:09:41 PM
Miss T you say  rubschin:

 Spank2: You wish.... lol: lol:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2013, 06:18:17 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2013, 06:25:09 PM
Miss T you say  rubschin:


You picked the wrong day to diss me you rancid, sewer smelling, manky jumper wearing Gingeoid!!!!  thatsit:


Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 06:26:29 PM
Miss T you say  rubschin:


You picked the wrong day to diss me you rancid, sewer smelling, manky jumper wearing Gingeoid!!!!  thatsit:

 lol: lol: lol:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 06:26:53 PM
Miss T you say  rubschin:

You picked the wrong day to diss me you rancid, sewer smelling, manky jumper wearing Gingeoid!!!!  thatsit:

 eeek:

scared:

Apey what the hell have you done this time.  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2013, 06:28:04 PM
 evil:  not me this time....... scared2:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Just One More on May 27, 2013, 06:28:33 PM
Miss T you say  rubschin:


You picked the wrong day to diss me you rancid, sewer smelling, manky jumper wearing Gingeoid!!!!  thatsit:

Just as well that he caught you on a good day  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 06:31:20 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2013, 06:33:23 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 06:34:09 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.

potty mouth...  noooo:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2013, 06:35:07 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.

potty mouth...  noooo:


fuck off
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 06:35:29 PM
I think it's pmt  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 06:35:44 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.

potty mouth...  noooo:


fuck off

happy002
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2013, 06:36:19 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.

potty mouth...  noooo:

I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 06:37:18 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.

potty mouth...  noooo:

I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:

very wise!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2013, 06:39:09 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.

potty mouth...  noooo:

I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:

very wise!  Thumbs:

In fairness she is right..... they are all fecking morons ....
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2013, 06:39:28 PM
I think it's pmt  Thumbs:


No it's not. And I also am gonna hunt you down and destroy you bit by bit in the night while you lie in your onesie crying yourself to sleep because you cant decide if it was better to be ginger or balding, holding your rancid sauce stained jumper to you like a security blanket.
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 06:40:03 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.

potty mouth...  noooo:

I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:

very wise!  Thumbs:

In fairness she is right..... they are all fecking morons ....

Creep....  noooo:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 06:41:42 PM
I think it's pmt  Thumbs:


No it's not. And I also am gonna hunt you down and destroy you bit by bit in the night while you lie in your onesie crying yourself to sleep because you cant decide if it was better to be ginger or balding, holding your rancid sauce stained jumper to you like a security blanket.


 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

See also PMT thread
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2013, 06:42:04 PM
Prolly a wedding gone wrong  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Nope, no wedding today, just meetings with arsewipe fuckfaces.

potty mouth...  noooo:

I have been making the phone calls ......... whistle:

very wise!  Thumbs:

In fairness she is right..... they are all fecking morons ....

Creep....  noooo:

 :thumbsup:   oi I have to sleep at some point .......
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2013, 06:45:11 PM
Finished emails, got a drink, all better now.  cloud9:






except you Nick, I still don't like you.  evil:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 06:45:49 PM
I think it's pmt  Thumbs:


No it's not. And I also am gonna hunt you down and destroy you bit by bit in the night while you lie in your onesie crying yourself to sleep because you cant decide if it was better to be ginger or balding, holding your rancid sauce stained jumper to you like a security blanket.

Onesie! happy001
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 06:46:35 PM
Finished emails, got a drink, all better now.  cloud9:






except you Nick, I still don't like you.  evil:


 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2013, 06:48:47 PM
Finished emails, got a drink, all better now.  cloud9:






except you Nick, I still don't like you.  evil:


 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 06:49:45 PM
PMT  noooo:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 06:51:39 PM
PMT  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fjsq44aa87%2Fblob.jpg&hash=394e65ae5bce7c85e8bd5a9be32d8c9c612088a2) (http://postimg.org/image/jsq44aa87/)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: GROWLER on May 27, 2013, 06:51:56 PM
PMT  noooo:

Load of bolloxy excuse that. ::)

Just 'Wimmin' in general will suffice. Banghead
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2013, 06:53:59 PM
PMT  noooo:


Positively Manky Twat?
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 06:56:12 PM
PMT  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fjsq44aa87%2Fblob.jpg&hash=394e65ae5bce7c85e8bd5a9be32d8c9c612088a2) (http://postimg.org/image/jsq44aa87/)

 scared2:

 :thumbsup:

Poor apey
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2013, 07:00:08 PM
PMT  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fjsq44aa87%2Fblob.jpg&hash=394e65ae5bce7c85e8bd5a9be32d8c9c612088a2) (http://postimg.org/image/jsq44aa87/)

 scared2:

 :thumbsup:

Poor apey


He is fine. Its just the wedding companies and you who are on my hit list.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 07:02:54 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: sad24:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 07:04:28 PM
I think it's pmt  Thumbs:


No it's not. And I also am gonna hunt you down and destroy you bit by bit in the night while you lie in your onesie crying yourself to sleep because you cant decide if it was better to be ginger or balding, holding your rancid sauce stained jumper to you like a security blanket.

 worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 07:06:57 PM
Deffo PMT
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2013, 08:00:27 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fg1vxddmd9%2F5878432_460s.jpg&hash=43b30d93eac5a8593fdddb9050d0a2a629a0a37f) (http://postimg.org/image/g1vxddmd9/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 08:02:30 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Another day, another wumman
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2013, 08:04:36 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F7sum0qb1v%2F6000425_460s.jpg&hash=d807661a931ae9fa4cd3b35fa03de8c0188324a0) (http://postimg.org/image/7sum0qb1v/)

 noooo: