The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 02:51:20 PM
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Anyone got an invite yet....... rubschin:
sounds like a good time......
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On Facebook. I believe 3000 are attending. Should be good :thumbsup:
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May even get in the daily fail....... Thumbs:
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The Brat will be famous :thumbsup:
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Turn off the leccy you say :thumbsup:
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Anaesthetic :thumbsup:
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Turn off the leccy you say :thumbsup:
Noooooooooooo........all those naked flames are you mad ....... noooo:
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Put away anything breakable or valuable... Thumbs:
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Anaesthetic :thumbsup:
Miss D McCann.............there could be munny is this....... rubschin:
(starts saving all brat threads on hard-drive whistle: )
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Put away anything breakable or valuable... Thumbs:
Lock her in the shed you say? rubschin:
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Put away anything breakable or valuable... Thumbs:
Lock her in the shed you say? rubschin:
Munny it that too.......... :thumbsup:
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im back again..tryin to get in more..haha
Who is the Brat ...keep me in the loop..... Shocked:
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Miss D's delightful pubescent hormone wreck of a daughter
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I have only been gone for the afternoon and I have totally lost the plot.
When and where is Miss D off to?
I get the gist of the rave and consequential demolition of Miss D's unsound property.
Is the mortuary visit anything to do with the man's barking mad ex? Have they finally done for her? Have they made an insurance claim and are having a good old hol on the proceeds?
So many questions.
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I have only been gone for the afternoon and I have totally lost the plot.
When and where is Miss D off to?
I get the gist of the rave and consequential demolition of Miss D's unsound property.
Is the mortuary visit anything to do with the man's barking mad ex? Have they finally done for her? Have they made an insurance claim and are having a good old hol on the proceeds?
So many questions.
Think they are visiting the Bickering pub for a weakend.......
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lol: lol: lol:
We are going away on Friday morning for our first 'time away ' together.
We are going down to the West Country as he wants to see the parts of the world I was born etc . We are also going to visit my brother but that is only for Sunday afternoon - we are not staying with him but in a lovely country hotel thing cloud9:
The barking mad bitch from hell is not at all happy about it and moaning about having to 'babysit' her own 16 year old son. Quite frankly she can go swivel on a samurai sword as far as I am concerned.
The man manages the mortuary where we work. We are going to visit an ex-colleague and friend who now works at Bristol mortuary. So on the way down we are stopping off for lunch with her...but also a look around to see how things are done there as compared to how we do them etc .
Meanwhile the brat will spend this time productively revising, cleaning her bedroom and working at Boots whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
We are going away on Friday morning for our first 'time away ' together.
We are going down to the West Country as he wants to see the parts of the world I was born etc . We are also going to visit my brother but that is only for Sunday afternoon - we are not staying with him but in a lovely country hotel thing cloud9:
The barking mad bitch from hell is not at all happy about it and moaning about having to 'babysit' her own 16 year old son. Quite frankly she can go swivel on a samurai sword as far as I am concerned.
The man manages the mortuary where we work. We are going to visit an ex-colleague and friend who now works at Bristol mortuary. So on the way down we are stopping off for lunch with her...but also a look around to see how things are done there as compared to how we do them etc .
Meanwhile the brat will spend this time productively revising, cleaning her bedroom and working at Boots whistle:
I suggest you send that synopsis to Quentin Tarantino.
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lol: lol: lol:
We are going away on Friday morning for our first 'time away ' together.
We are going down to the West Country as he wants to see the parts of the world I was born etc . We are also going to visit my brother but that is only for Sunday afternoon - we are not staying with him but in a lovely country hotel thing cloud9: Fawlty Towers.
The barking mad bitch from hell is not at all happy about it and moaning about having to 'babysit' her own 16 year old son. Quite frankly she can go swivel on a samurai sword as far as I am concerned. TBFH lives. The SSS idea is interesting if messy. Have her committed far less cleaning up after the fact.
The man manages the mortuary where we work. We are going to visit an ex-colleague and friend who now works at Bristol mortuary. So on the way down we are stopping off for lunch with her...but also a look around to see how things are done there as compared to how we do them etc . He manages a mortuary? Is he pale and interesting or just interesting? Mortuary you say? This begs the question 'why is TBFH still walking this earth?
Meanwhile the brat will spend this time productively revising, cleaning her bedroom and working at Boots whistle: Just happy001 happy001 happy001
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drumroll:
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lol: lol: lol:
We are going away on Friday morning for our first 'time away ' together.
We are going down to the West Country as he wants to see the parts of the world I was born etc . We are also going to visit my brother but that is only for Sunday afternoon - we are not staying with him but in a lovely country hotel thing cloud9:
The barking mad bitch from hell is not at all happy about it and moaning about having to 'babysit' her own 16 year old son. Quite frankly she can go swivel on a samurai sword as far as I am concerned.
The man manages the mortuary where we work. We are going to visit an ex-colleague and friend who now works at Bristol mortuary. So on the way down we are stopping off for lunch with her...but also a look around to see how things are done there as compared to how we do them etc .
Meanwhile the brat will spend this time productively revising, cleaning her bedroom and working at Boots whistle:
Ah, you sweet lovely girl. pathead:
You know we will all be here for you on your return to scorched carpets, vomit stained walls, a condom draped garden, overfilled bins/recycle bins/dead drunkards bins.....etc
I just pray the bathroom is unscathed....... scared2:
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I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well angel1
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I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well angel1
noooo:
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Wot?
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I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well angel1
How many jelly shots can you do and still call yourself a responsible adult?
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I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well angel1
noooo:
Wait....... to the brat's or Miss D's mucky weakend....... rubschin:
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The Brat. I can be in loco parentis like :thumbsup:
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I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well angel1
How many jelly shots can you do and still call yourself a responsible adult?
Cancel that . None of us call you a responsible adult. noooo:
Please go to the party, they will eat you alive and we get to laugh at the posts the next day ;D
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The Brat. I can be in loco parentis like :thumbsup:
Loco ......... noooo:
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I can handle 3000 teenage gerls :thumbsup:
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I can handle 3000 teenage gerls :thumbsup:
If not you can fix it for Miss D....... noooo:
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I can handle 3000 teenage gerls :thumbsup:
Can you see what it is yet?
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Invite Rolf you say? rubschin:
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I can handle 3000 teenage gerls :thumbsup:
Can you see what it is yet?
happy002 Geniu Mr DS!
Poor Nick is getting flashbacks from his teenage years!. ;D
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I am now booking flights to Cyprus with my spanking glove evil:
Be afraid
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I am now booking flights to Cyprus with my spanking glove evil:
Be afraid
No monkeys here....... noooo:
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I am now booking flights to Cyprus with my spanking glove evil:
Be afraid
No monkeys here....... noooo:
happy001
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I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well angel1
How many jelly shots can you do and still call yourself a responsible adult?
Ooo jelly shots I remember them, or at least some of them. noooo: OMPH many years ago.
3,000 teenage girls = 6,000 + pubescent boys swarming, therefore there will be a huge TV crew and Sir David Attenborough reporting on the phenomenon. Worry not all will be well.
If Miss D and her gentleman friend come to stay in the Duck and Dildo they can be assured of a very warm and friendly welcome. Fresh linen is of the utmost importance to us, why it was only last September 2011 2012 that it was last changed.
We look forward to their visit and I look forward to sprinkling the sheets with formaldehyde just to make them feel at home and to add that personal touch of which we are so proud. (Snigger).
The Dog and Dildo is indeed a homely, family friendly place. Our aim is to deposit chocolate or something resembling chocolate on the pillow of every guest. angel1 Deposits are our second name. angel1
We deposit at will under certain circumstances please ask for details.
As an elected and upstanding member I wish to declare my interest in the Duck and Dildo. Whilst many may be aware that I use it as a watering hole I also declare that I own a 25% share in the business. Other than that I could not give a flying fuck about the place or who stays there. Unless or until I am approached by a reporter from HELLO magazine in which case they may name their price. angel1
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I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well angel1
How many jelly shots can you do and still call yourself a responsible adult?
Ooo jelly shots I remember them, or at least some of them. noooo: OMPH many years ago.
3,000 teenage girls = 6,000 + pubescent boys swarming, therefore there will be a huge TV crew and Sir David Attenborough reporting on the phenomenon. Worry not all will be well.
If Miss D and her gentleman friend come to stay in the Duck and Dildo they can be assured of a very warm and friendly welcome. Fresh linen is of the utmost importance to us, why it was only last September 2011 2012 that it was last changed.
We look forward to their visit and I look forward to sprinkling the sheets with formaldehyde just to make them feel at home and to add that personal touch of which we are so proud. (Snigger).
The Dog and Dildo is indeed a homely, family friendly place. Our aim is to deposit chocolate or something resembling chocolate on the pillow of every guest. angel1 Deposits are our second name. angel1
We deposit at will under certain circumstances please ask for details.
As an elected and upstanding member I wish to declare my interest in the Duck and Dildo. Whilst many may be aware that I use it as a watering hole I also declare that I own a 25% share in the business. Other than that I could not give a flying fuck about the place or who stays there. Unless or until I am approached by a reporter from HELLO magazine in which case they may name their price. angel1
I have to advise against chocolate on the pillow. When we last stayed at BM towers, Apey fell asleep on the chocolate.
Notice we have not been invited since. noooo:
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I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well angel1
How many jelly shots can you do and still call yourself a responsible adult?
Ooo jelly shots I remember them, or at least some of them. noooo: OMPH many years ago.
3,000 teenage girls = 6,000 + pubescent boys swarming, therefore there will be a huge TV crew and Sir David Attenborough reporting on the phenomenon. Worry not all will be well.
If Miss D and her gentleman friend come to stay in the Duck and Dildo they can be assured of a very warm and friendly welcome. Fresh linen is of the utmost importance to us, why it was only last September 2011 2012 that it was last changed.
We look forward to their visit and I look forward to sprinkling the sheets with formaldehyde just to make them feel at home and to add that personal touch of which we are so proud. (Snigger).
The Dog and Dildo is indeed a homely, family friendly place. Our aim is to deposit chocolate or something resembling chocolate on the pillow of every guest. angel1 Deposits are our second name. angel1
We deposit at will under certain circumstances please ask for details.
As an elected and upstanding member I wish to declare my interest in the Duck and Dildo. Whilst many may be aware that I use it as a watering hole I also declare that I own a 25% share in the business. Other than that I could not give a flying fuck about the place or who stays there. Unless or until I am approached by a reporter from HELLO magazine in which case they may name their price. angel1
lol: lol: lol:
you should send that to Trip Adviser
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Glo-sticks now available ........ :thumbsup:
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This is all reminding me of Abigail's Party for some reason ... rubschin:
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To be honest , that would be a result scared2:
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This is all reminding me of Abigail's Party for some reason ... rubschin:
shocked003 shocked003 I was happily unaware of Abigail's party until recently when Mr C mentioned it. He assured me that it was a 'classic' and very very funny. I agreed to watch it. After the first 10 minutes even he admitted that he may have made a grave error of judgement. noooo:
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This is all reminding me of Abigail's Party for some reason ... rubschin:
shocked003 shocked003 I was happily unaware of Abigail's party until recently when Mr C mentioned it. He assured me that it was a 'classic' and very very funny. I agreed to watch it. After the first 10 minutes even he admitted that he may have made a grave error of judgement. noooo:
'Nostalgia Goggles' can be very cruel. noooo:
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Party on ........... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Is Nick there yet ,.......... rubschin:
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They are all at the pub till later. Brat is putting crisps and voddy out :thumbsup:
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They are all at the pub till later. Brat is putting crisps and voddy out :thumbsup:
Will you leave Miss D's drawers alone........ noooo:
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Party on ........... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Is Nick there yet ,.......... rubschin:
Hope it doesn't end up like my granddaughters joint 15th birthday party with her friend at the friends house... when my daughter went to pick her up ... their were various teenage gerls drunk and sick2: in the garden other's crying for god knows what reason .... 1 couple shagging in the parents bed.. others in varying positions..
Daughter thank god it was not at our house god knows what the house would be like on Sunday eeek:
lol: I remember those days well .... Do I miss them.. rubschin:
Damn right I do... redface:
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Party on ........... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Is Nick there yet ,.......... rubschin:
Hope it doesn't end up like my granddaughters joint 15th birthday party with her friend at the friends house... when my daughter went to pick her up ... their were various teenage gerls drunk and sick2: in the garden other's crying for god knows what reason .... 1 couple shagging in the parents bed.. others in varying positions..
Daughter thank god it was not at our house god knows what the house would be like on Sunday eeek:
lol: I remember those days well .... Do I miss them.. rubschin:
Damn right I do... redface:
:thumbsup:
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Party on ........... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Is Nick there yet ,.......... rubschin:
Hope it doesn't end up like my granddaughters joint 15th birthday party with her friend at the friends house... when my daughter went to pick her up ... their were various teenage gerls drunk and sick2: in the garden other's crying for god knows what reason .... 1 couple shagging in the parents bed.. others in varying positions..
Daughter thank god it was not at our house god knows what the house would be like on Sunday eeek:
lol: I remember those days well .... Do I miss them.. rubschin:
Damn right I do... redface:
Waking up and checking the bed ,,.. redface: :thumbsup:
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redface:
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redface:
Not coz you peed it ............I meant someone else in it....... noooo:
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redface:
Not coz you peed it ............I meant someone else in it....... noooo:
happy001
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evil:
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Has VP-Cam been installed yet?
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Party advertised on Facebook brings over a thousand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxDTe-T__dQ#ws) :thumbsup:
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First fight (2 gerls).
Sirens in distance :thumbsup:
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First fight (2 gerls).
Sirens in distance :thumbsup:
No you dropped off and had a fantasy.... ;)
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First fight (2 gerls).
Sirens in distance :thumbsup:
No you dropped off and had a fantasy.... ;)
lol: lol:
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Hope Miss D does not come back to this.... noooo:
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Ah yes, the indoor fireworks redface:
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Ah yes, the indoor fireworks redface:
Bet you supplied them ..... eeek:
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Do you really think we would let Nick anywhere near proper pyrotechnics or explosives? God knows he dangerous enough with kitchen appliances and dead wildlife. eeek:
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Do you really think we would let Nick anywhere near proper pyrotechnics or explosives? God knows he dangerous enough with kitchen appliances and dead wildlife. eeek:
I wouldn't even let him near a bag of cotton balls. noooo:
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Nice in London, but worried about the beef casserole I forgot to chuck out 2 weeks ago in Nottm scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Nice in London, but worried about the beef casserole I forgot to chuck out 2 weeks ago in Nottm scared2: scared2: scared2:
Jim will have ate it........... noooo:
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Am back ....and the house seems to be as I left it :thumbsup:
So whoever cleaned up thank you very much lol:
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Am back ....and the house seems to be as I left it :thumbsup:
So whoever cleaned up thank you very much lol:
:thumbsup: we aim to please ........the underwear drawer was Nick.... noooo:
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The good stuff is kept elsewhere :thumbsup:
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The good stuff is kept elsewhere :thumbsup:
Those shoeboxes on top of the wardrobe whistle:
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Am back ....and the house seems to be as I left it :thumbsup:
So whoever cleaned up thank you very much lol:
:thumbsup: we aim to please ........the underwear drawer was Nick.... noooo:
How was his aim redface:
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Tsk tsk tsk noooo:
Did any of you not think of replacing the toilet roll noooo:
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Tsk tsk tsk noooo:
Did any of you not think of replacing the toilet roll noooo:
With what........ rubschin:
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Am back ....and the house seems to be as I left it :thumbsup:
So whoever cleaned up thank you very much lol:
Welcome home Miss D hope you had a successful weekend... :thumbsup:
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Am back ....and the house seems to be as I left it :thumbsup:
So whoever cleaned up thank you very much lol:
Welcome home Miss D hope you had a successful weekend... :thumbsup:
Go to the crack for a quick stiff one...... :thumbsup:
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Tsk tsk tsk noooo:
Did any of you not think of replacing the toilet roll noooo:
Sorry Miss D they would not let the gerls in to supervise .... We think they wanted to find your secret boxes.. noooo:
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Thanks Boogs
Was a lovely weekend . The weather was even gorgeous Shocked:
Just went by too quick noooo:
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Tsk tsk tsk noooo:
Did any of you not think of replacing the toilet roll noooo:
Sorry Miss D they would not let the gerls in to supervise .... We think they wanted to find your secret boxes.. noooo:
Snigger........ redface:
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Tsk tsk tsk noooo:
Did any of you not think of replacing the toilet roll noooo:
Sorry Miss D they would not let the gerls in to supervise .... We think they wanted to find your secret boxes.. noooo:
Snigger........ redface:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Thanks Boogs
Was a lovely weekend . The weather was even gorgeous Shocked:
Just went by too quick noooo:
:thumbsup:
And hopefully no fight between the WBA and Utd football supporters
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Good to know that you had a good one Miss D. You have been in our thoughts. Boogs, Mine, Tipsy's and Miss Ts have of course been pure the same cannot be said for the boys I'm afraid. There have been one or two cases of damp pantedness amongst them I hear from my inside sources. noooo: noooo:
They know who they are and they should put themselves on the naughty step without further ado. Come on form an orderly queue chaps. confused:
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It's full angel1
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It's full angel1
And I wonder who was first on there... whistle:
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It's full angel1
And I wonder who was first on there... whistle:
Not me.... angel1
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Leper noooo:
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Leper noooo:
I am not a Leper! cussing:
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It's full angel1
And I wonder who was first on there... whistle:
Not me.... angel1
You would be a close second to Nick but you werent here .. you had had a couple of lunchtime shandies (apey said)
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It's full angel1
And I wonder who was first on there... whistle:
Not me.... angel1
You would be a close second to Nick but you werent here .. you had had a couple of lunchtime shandies (apey said)
angel1
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It's full angel1
And I wonder who was first on there... whistle:
Not me.... angel1
You would be a close second to Nick but you werent here .. you had had a couple of lunchtime shandies (apey said)
He is a lightweight ...... noooo:
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It's full angel1
And I wonder who was first on there... whistle:
Not me.... angel1
You would be a close second to Nick but you werent here .. you had had a couple of lunchtime shandies (apey said)
angel1
But you can have a Spank2: anyway... ;D
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That was a mistake Boogsy, Miss C and the others worked out ages ago that BM must enjoy that kind of thing given the amount of trouble he gets into on here. whistle:
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That was a mistake Boogsy, Miss C and the others worked out ages ago that BM must enjoy that kind of thing given the amount of trouble he gets into on here. whistle:
redface: ::)
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I am missing Tipsy sad24: sad24: sad24:
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I am missing Tipsy sad24: sad24: sad24:
happy100 You've got us till she gets back..
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That is what worries me scared2:
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That is what worries me scared2:
What do you mean .... You miss understand us... sad24:
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It's full angel1
And I wonder who was first on there... whistle:
Not me.... angel1
You would be a close second to Nick but you werent here .. you had had a couple of lunchtime shandies (apey said)
angel1
But you can have a Spank2: anyway... ;D
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