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Title: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2013, 09:01:43 PM
We may not need it often, like, but it would have been bloody handy at 11.30 this morning  noooo:

Still, she had a nice hat  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2013, 06:14:00 AM
I don't think we need it at all.... ::)
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2013, 06:21:51 AM
I have read her poem  eeek:

Nick is a nutter magnet   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 08:25:50 AM
I have read her poem  eeek:

Nick is a nutter magnet   noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 08:27:56 AM
Quote
And as my heart breaks,
It opens
It opens to a larger experience of love
So I let myself hurt
For the pain seems to empty me
So my void
Is ready to be filled again
With more  life
More love
Humility
Humble wisdom
And as the time
Of nurturing my pain
Passes
Once I have completed the tribute
To my loved one
That has passed
Away from the pleasures and Insanities of life
Into the land of unknown
Yet I know
The gap between us
Is only skin thin
For my loved one
I will hold and console you within
The eternity of my heart
As no forces could ever keep us apart
For in spirit we are one
Only time and form
Creates an illusion of separateness..
And so you wait
Around our pain and your memories
But dear one, go
Go free into the light
And don't look back
One day we'll meet
I promise you that

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 08:34:36 AM
 Shrugs:

I just get told to fuck off like.
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2013, 08:36:30 AM
Shrugs:

I just get told to fuck off like.

 lol:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 08:41:56 AM
Shrugs:

I just get told to fuck off like.

 lol:

As Miss D sez like. He seems to attract nutters.
I actually saw the text, so he's not making it up.

Nowt like that EVER EVER 'appens to me, EVER, not even nutters. sad32:

She's even invited HIM out for tea on Friday night too!
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2013, 07:16:57 PM
Shrugs:

I just get told to fuck off like.

 lol:

 lol:  lol:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:20:20 PM
Shrugs:

I just get told to fuck off like.

 lol:

As Miss D sez like. He seems to attract nutters.
I actually saw the text, so he's not making it up.

Nowt like that EVER EVER 'appens to me, EVER, not even nutters. sad32:

She's even invited HIM out for tea on Friday night too!

No, that was another wumman  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2013, 07:30:40 PM
Shrugs:

I just get told to fuck off like.

 lol:

As Miss D sez like. He seems to attract nutters.
I actually saw the text, so he's not making it up.

Nowt like that EVER EVER 'appens to me, EVER, not even nutters. sad32:

She's even invited HIM out for tea on Friday night too!

Ahem I didn't tell you to fuck off and I'm a nutter.
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 07:35:37 PM
Shrugs:

I just get told to fuck off like.

 lol:

As Miss D sez like. He seems to attract nutters.
I actually saw the text, so he's not making it up.

Nowt like that EVER EVER 'appens to me, EVER, not even nutters. sad32:

She's even invited HIM out for tea on Friday night too!

Ahem I didn't tell you to fuck off and I'm a nutter.

Yea, but you didn't ask me out for dinner or write me a poem like either did you?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:40:18 PM
The daft owld trout gave you a cake though
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2013, 07:40:46 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
you can park on our drive
Now, you know that is true.

 ::) ::)
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 07:41:12 PM
I mean, what actually is the GREAT attraction of this  pot bellied crock anyway? Shrugs:
Tell me. I need to know!
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:42:11 PM
I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2013, 07:43:36 PM
I mean, what actually is the GREAT attraction of this  pot bellied crock anyway? Shrugs:
Tell me. I need to know!

 nonono:

That is no way to speak about Miss C
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 07:44:01 PM
The daft owld trout gave you a cake though

I know, I know, and very appreciative I was too. Scoffed the lot I have. cloud9:

She bought you 'ob nobs too though, X 2 in fact, so yer still winning me 3-1 on the day.

Friigin' 'ate you. evil:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 07:45:08 PM
I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening  cloud9:

Oh FUCK RIGHT OFF you great willy waving ragamuffin. Banghead
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 16, 2013, 07:48:42 PM
The daft owld trout gave you a cake though

I know, I know, and very appreciative I was too. Scoffed the lot I have. cloud9:

She bought you 'ob nobs too though, X 2 in fact, so yer still winning me 3-1 on the day.

Friigin' 'ate you. evil:

Chocolate cake beats Hobnobs ten times over ask any gerl.
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 16, 2013, 07:52:56 PM
I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening  cloud9:

Wha'?
Just run that past me again will you?  rubschin:

I read that as you've been bought TWO meals tonight then, yes? Nick: shocked003

No wonder you're the resident pot bellied pig, IS IT!? Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:53:28 PM
No, it was a threesome  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2013, 12:44:46 AM
I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening  cloud9:

Didn't think meals on wheels was still going these days.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 04:23:54 AM
I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening  cloud9:

Didn't think meals on wheels was still going these days.  whistle:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 18, 2013, 05:55:09 AM
I mean, what actually is the GREAT attraction of this  pot bellied crock anyway? Shrugs:
Tell me. I need to know!

It's pity.