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Title: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 01:18:10 PM
Last night Miss T bought me ciggies on our way home .........this morning they are nowhere to be found .......spent more time looking for them than it took to walk to the shop and buy more............

But where are they .......... rubschin:  checked the car ,......even the bins ....
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: GROWLER on May 14, 2013, 01:21:03 PM
Had to slam on 'cus of some useless gormless hound that ran out in front of me before. Banghead

My baccy is now spread all over the n/s floor of the GROWLERmobile.

Snout shop beckons. ::)
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: boogs on May 14, 2013, 03:54:46 PM
Last night Miss T bought me ciggies on our way home .........this morning they are nowhere to be found .......spent more time looking for them than it took to walk to the shop and buy more............

But where are they .......... rubschin:  checked the car ,......even the bins ....

Have you tried down between the seat and the central console .. I've lost loads of things down there and they can slip into the rear footwell.... Thumbs:   
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 03:56:50 PM
Last night Miss T bought me ciggies on our way home .........this morning they are nowhere to be found .......spent more time looking for them than it took to walk to the shop and buy more............

But where are they .......... rubschin:  checked the car ,......even the bins ....

Have you tried down between the seat and the central console .. I've lost loads of things down there and they can slip into the rear footwell.... Thumbs:

Looked ......... noooo:  but found 2 euros......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: boogs on May 14, 2013, 04:16:17 PM
Last night Miss T bought me ciggies on our way home .........this morning they are nowhere to be found .......spent more time looking for them than it took to walk to the shop and buy more............

But where are they .......... rubschin:  checked the car ,......even the bins ....

Have you tried down between the seat and the central console .. I've lost loads of things down there and they can slip into the rear footwell.... Thumbs:

Looked ......... noooo:  but found 2 euros......... :thumbsup:

New you would find something... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 05:56:04 PM
Still looking for them............ evil:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2013, 06:23:10 PM
Worse is having ciggies and no lighter. Nearly set my head on fire over the hob earlier  noooo:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 06:24:41 PM
Worse is having ciggies and no lighter. Nearly set my head on fire over the hob earlier  noooo:

That is true ........... noooo:  the light bit ...
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Worse is having ciggies and no lighter. Nearly set my head on fire over the hob earlier  noooo:

Was your hob missing its knob ?
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2013, 06:25:42 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2013, 07:22:33 PM
Still looking for them............ evil:

I'll look out for them!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 08:08:45 PM
They are all washing up on the beach up at the Akamas as I said before.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2013, 12:24:28 AM
Could you have smoked them all/given them away while pissed?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on May 15, 2013, 11:34:09 AM
Could you have smoked them all/given them away while pissed?  rubschin:

No was at home .........any other night wouldn't be sure..... redface:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2013, 11:39:02 AM
. . . given them away while pissed. . .

 lol: lol: lol:

Let's stick to the realms of reality here.
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on May 15, 2013, 11:39:49 AM
. . . given them away while pissed. . .

 lol: lol: lol:

Let's stick to the realms of reality here.

 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2013, 01:11:03 PM
. . . given them away while pissed. . .

 lol: lol: lol:

Let's stick to the realms of reality here.

 evil: evil:

 point:

They'll be in the last place you look like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2013, 02:55:03 PM
Only because he wouldn't be daft enough to keep looking when he finds them BM....



Would he?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2013, 10:57:17 PM
Found them ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: boogs on June 26, 2013, 11:27:35 PM
Found them ........ Thumbs:

Where...... ::)
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2013, 04:23:25 AM
Found them ........ Thumbs:

Where...... ::)

I bet they were in the last place he looked like.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2013, 08:04:29 AM
Found them ........ Thumbs:

Where...... ::)

I bet they were in the last place he looked like.....  whistle:
horn:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2013, 08:21:20 AM
Found them ........ Thumbs:

Where...... ::)

I bet they were in the last place he looked like.....  whistle:
horn:

 redface:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 27, 2013, 03:19:46 PM
It might be  horn: but as some of us on here have spent valuable time looking for them I think we should be told, someone give the bloke a poke please. ::)
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2013, 03:39:55 PM
It might be  horn: but as some of us on here have spent valuable time looking for them I think we should be told, someone give the bloke a poke please. ::)

I volunteer Misty!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: boogs on July 02, 2013, 11:05:51 AM
It might be  horn: but as some of us on here have spent valuable time looking for them I think we should be told, someone give the bloke a poke please. ::)

Still no reply Miss C ... He must be toooo ashamed to tell us ... perhaps they were somewhere he should not have been.... eeek:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2013, 11:11:06 AM
Indeed

So failing other input from Apey I'll assume they were in that hidden box with his inflatable Laura Robson doll
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 02, 2013, 11:58:11 AM
Indeed

So failing other input from Apey I'll assume they were in that hidden box with his inflatable Laura Robson doll

Or even the Paul Robeson doll.  noooo:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2013, 11:59:58 AM
Indeed

So failing other input from Apey I'll assume they were in that hidden box with his inflatable Laura Robson doll

Or even the Paul Robeson doll.  noooo:
lol:

or both
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 10:12:01 AM
Lost another packet.......... evil:  this time I know how ......was having a beer or 2  whistle: with friends yesterday ...Miss T went to buy me ciggies put them on our table ...problem was all 5 of us smoke the same brand ,.....so someone else smoked them ...don't know who ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2013, 10:18:26 AM
how much they sting you for a packet in Cyprus?  You need a mortgage here
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 10:20:15 AM
how much they sting you for a packet in Cyprus?  You need a mortgage here

Mine are 3.60 Euros. They were only 2.40 about 9 months ago.  evil:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2013, 10:24:34 AM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2013, 10:27:56 AM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 10:31:13 AM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

 lol: lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 12:50:17 PM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags....  whistle:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 12:51:58 PM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags....  whistle:

I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 12:55:40 PM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags....  whistle:

I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......

Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 01:03:24 PM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags....  whistle:

I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......

Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too....  Thumbs:

LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 01:04:26 PM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags....  whistle:

I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......

Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too....  Thumbs:

LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:

She prefers 'courier'....  whistle:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2013, 02:34:27 PM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags....  whistle:

I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......

Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too....  Thumbs:

LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:

She prefers 'courier'....  whistle:

One ass in the household is enough for her?
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 02:49:36 PM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags....  whistle:

I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......

Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too....  Thumbs:

LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:

She prefers 'courier'....  whistle:

One ass in the household is enough for her?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 03:33:50 PM
€8 (£7) here

guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?



(more of Apey's lost cigs)

If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags....  whistle:

I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......

Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too....  Thumbs:

LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:

She prefers 'courier'....  whistle:

One ass in the household is enough for her?

 evil:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2013, 12:15:17 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 01:25:52 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

It's the 'mongs' stealing them I think
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2013, 01:28:02 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

It's the 'mongs' stealing them I think

It really pisses me off .........not coz of the munny ..it's the hassle ...and messing with my mind....... evil:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

It's the 'mongs' stealing them I think

It really pisses me off .........not coz of the munny ..it's the hassle ...and messing with my mind....... evil:

Oh err  eeek: messing with your mind you say then I think it's our lovely Miss T  ;)
Anything else strange happening.............................body wash feeling a little more acidic than usual, or toothpaste removing haemorrhoids from your tongue perhaps..................only asking  whistle:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2013, 01:34:49 PM
Acid in the bog?
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 01:37:06 PM
Acid in the bog?

Wind in the trees?
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: boogs on August 28, 2013, 02:07:49 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2013, 02:19:53 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: boogs on August 28, 2013, 02:21:23 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2013, 04:38:34 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2013, 05:30:58 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 28, 2013, 08:10:32 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?

I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2013, 05:41:52 AM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?

I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2013, 07:29:09 AM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?

I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:

You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2013, 08:09:29 AM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?

I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:

You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it.  :thumbsup:

And write the location of the fridge on the back of your hand!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2013, 10:10:19 AM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?

I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:

You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it.  :thumbsup:

And write the location of the fridge on the back of your hand!  Thumbs:
And the location of your hand . . . . . .
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2013, 04:31:39 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?

I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:

You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it.  :thumbsup:

And write the location of the fridge on the back of your hand!  Thumbs:
And the location of your hand . . . . . .

I'm pretty sure we all know where that will be.  noooo:
Title: Re: Lost ciggies
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2013, 05:43:07 PM
It happened again.......... cussing:

Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)

The last place you looked like!  Thumbs:

Yes  redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?

I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:

You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it.  :thumbsup:

And write the location of the fridge on the back of your hand!  Thumbs:
And the location of your hand . . . . . .

I'm pretty sure we all know where that will be.  noooo:

 eyes: