The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 01:18:10 PM
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Last night Miss T bought me ciggies on our way home .........this morning they are nowhere to be found .......spent more time looking for them than it took to walk to the shop and buy more............
But where are they .......... rubschin: checked the car ,......even the bins ....
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Had to slam on 'cus of some useless gormless hound that ran out in front of me before. Banghead
My baccy is now spread all over the n/s floor of the GROWLERmobile.
Snout shop beckons. ::)
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Last night Miss T bought me ciggies on our way home .........this morning they are nowhere to be found .......spent more time looking for them than it took to walk to the shop and buy more............
But where are they .......... rubschin: checked the car ,......even the bins ....
Have you tried down between the seat and the central console .. I've lost loads of things down there and they can slip into the rear footwell.... Thumbs:
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Last night Miss T bought me ciggies on our way home .........this morning they are nowhere to be found .......spent more time looking for them than it took to walk to the shop and buy more............
But where are they .......... rubschin: checked the car ,......even the bins ....
Have you tried down between the seat and the central console .. I've lost loads of things down there and they can slip into the rear footwell.... Thumbs:
Looked ......... noooo: but found 2 euros......... :thumbsup:
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Last night Miss T bought me ciggies on our way home .........this morning they are nowhere to be found .......spent more time looking for them than it took to walk to the shop and buy more............
But where are they .......... rubschin: checked the car ,......even the bins ....
Have you tried down between the seat and the central console .. I've lost loads of things down there and they can slip into the rear footwell.... Thumbs:
Looked ......... noooo: but found 2 euros......... :thumbsup:
New you would find something... :thumbsup:
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Still looking for them............ evil:
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Worse is having ciggies and no lighter. Nearly set my head on fire over the hob earlier noooo:
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Worse is having ciggies and no lighter. Nearly set my head on fire over the hob earlier noooo:
That is true ........... noooo: the light bit ...
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Worse is having ciggies and no lighter. Nearly set my head on fire over the hob earlier noooo:
Was your hob missing its knob ?
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Spank2:
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Still looking for them............ evil:
I'll look out for them! Thumbs:
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They are all washing up on the beach up at the Akamas as I said before. :thumbsup:
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Could you have smoked them all/given them away while pissed? rubschin:
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Could you have smoked them all/given them away while pissed? rubschin:
No was at home .........any other night wouldn't be sure..... redface:
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. . . given them away while pissed. . .
lol: lol: lol:
Let's stick to the realms of reality here.
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. . . given them away while pissed. . .
lol: lol: lol:
Let's stick to the realms of reality here.
evil: evil:
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. . . given them away while pissed. . .
lol: lol: lol:
Let's stick to the realms of reality here.
evil: evil:
point:
They'll be in the last place you look like.... Thumbs:
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Only because he wouldn't be daft enough to keep looking when he finds them BM....
Would he? rubschin:
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Found them ........ Thumbs:
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Found them ........ Thumbs:
Where...... ::)
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Found them ........ Thumbs:
Where...... ::)
I bet they were in the last place he looked like..... whistle:
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Found them ........ Thumbs:
Where...... ::)
I bet they were in the last place he looked like..... whistle:
horn:
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Found them ........ Thumbs:
Where...... ::)
I bet they were in the last place he looked like..... whistle:
horn:
redface:
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It might be horn: but as some of us on here have spent valuable time looking for them I think we should be told, someone give the bloke a poke please. ::)
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It might be horn: but as some of us on here have spent valuable time looking for them I think we should be told, someone give the bloke a poke please. ::)
I volunteer Misty! Thumbs:
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It might be horn: but as some of us on here have spent valuable time looking for them I think we should be told, someone give the bloke a poke please. ::)
Still no reply Miss C ... He must be toooo ashamed to tell us ... perhaps they were somewhere he should not have been.... eeek:
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Indeed
So failing other input from Apey I'll assume they were in that hidden box with his inflatable Laura Robson doll
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Indeed
So failing other input from Apey I'll assume they were in that hidden box with his inflatable Laura Robson doll
Or even the Paul Robeson doll. noooo:
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Indeed
So failing other input from Apey I'll assume they were in that hidden box with his inflatable Laura Robson doll
Or even the Paul Robeson doll. noooo:
lol:
or both
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Lost another packet.......... evil: this time I know how ......was having a beer or 2 whistle: with friends yesterday ...Miss T went to buy me ciggies put them on our table ...problem was all 5 of us smoke the same brand ,.....so someone else smoked them ...don't know who ........ rubschin:
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how much they sting you for a packet in Cyprus? You need a mortgage here
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how much they sting you for a packet in Cyprus? You need a mortgage here
Mine are 3.60 Euros. They were only 2.40 about 9 months ago. evil:
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
lol: lol:
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
lol: lol:
evil:
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags.... whistle:
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags.... whistle:
I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags.... whistle:
I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......
Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too.... Thumbs:
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags.... whistle:
I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......
Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too.... Thumbs:
LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags.... whistle:
I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......
Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too.... Thumbs:
LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:
She prefers 'courier'.... whistle:
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags.... whistle:
I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......
Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too.... Thumbs:
LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:
She prefers 'courier'.... whistle:
One ass in the household is enough for her?
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags.... whistle:
I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......
Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too.... Thumbs:
LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:
She prefers 'courier'.... whistle:
One ass in the household is enough for her?
drumroll:
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€8 (£7) here
guess what Nick will be bringing back from Cyprus?
(more of Apey's lost cigs)
If he had any sense (happy001) he'd dump his luggage here and bring back a suitcase full of fags.... whistle:
I knew someone who did that ........paid for his hols...... Thumbs: but he was a non-smoker .......
Makes sense at £7 a pack in the UK - and perfectly legal too.... Thumbs:
LL a ciggie mule........ rubschin:
She prefers 'courier'.... whistle:
One ass in the household is enough for her?
evil:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
It's the 'mongs' stealing them I think
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It happened again.......... cussing:
It's the 'mongs' stealing them I think
It really pisses me off .........not coz of the munny ..it's the hassle ...and messing with my mind....... evil:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
It's the 'mongs' stealing them I think
It really pisses me off .........not coz of the munny ..it's the hassle ...and messing with my mind....... evil:
Oh err eeek: messing with your mind you say then I think it's our lovely Miss T ;)
Anything else strange happening.............................body wash feeling a little more acidic than usual, or toothpaste removing haemorrhoids from your tongue perhaps..................only asking whistle:
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Acid in the bog?
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Acid in the bog?
Wind in the trees?
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
lol: lol: lol:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
lol: lol: lol:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it. :thumbsup:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it. :thumbsup:
And write the location of the fridge on the back of your hand! Thumbs:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it. :thumbsup:
And write the location of the fridge on the back of your hand! Thumbs:
And the location of your hand . . . . . .
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it. :thumbsup:
And write the location of the fridge on the back of your hand! Thumbs:
And the location of your hand . . . . . .
I'm pretty sure we all know where that will be. noooo:
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It happened again.......... cussing:
Happened to me couple of days ago ... found them between the centre console and the seat in the car... ::)
The last place you looked like! Thumbs:
Yes redface:
Why would you look anywhere else after you'd found them?
I must bear that in mind it will save me an awful lot of messing next time I find something. doh:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
You should also make a note of the last place you found a thing you lost, and stick it on the fridge.
If you do that, the next time you lose something just look on the fridge for the location of the last place and go straight to it. :thumbsup:
And write the location of the fridge on the back of your hand! Thumbs:
And the location of your hand . . . . . .
I'm pretty sure we all know where that will be. noooo:
eyes: