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Title: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 12:27:30 PM
I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.

uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery

How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table  angel1
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2013, 12:35:51 PM
I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.

uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery

How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table  angel1

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Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 12:37:15 PM
They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2013, 12:40:47 PM
They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???

Cocktails...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Misty on May 13, 2013, 12:43:46 PM
They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???


If you don't know, leave it the fuck alone Nick. I can imagine you losing fingers.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 12:45:14 PM
Goes and plugs it in............................
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 13, 2013, 12:48:33 PM
Did they leave you the number of the professional cleaning company.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Misty on May 13, 2013, 12:50:38 PM
Goes and plugs it in............................

 scared2: scared:
Let me know when its over.....oh and post the pics of your bloddy, mangled hand for BM, he likes them.
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2013, 12:55:00 PM
Goes and plugs it in............................

 scared2: scared:
Let me know when its over.....oh and post the pics of your bloddy, mangled hand for BM, he likes them.

This is Nick we are talking about.

It won't be his hand he sticks in it.  scared2:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 01:01:03 PM
They had left some kind of important glass component in it  noooo:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2013, 01:01:52 PM
They got a professional cleaner in  eeek:

How normal is that when you are leaving  noooo:

What on earth were they doing in there ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Misty on May 13, 2013, 01:02:56 PM
They had left some kind of important glass component in it  noooo:


LEAVE IT ALONE!!!
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Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 01:08:43 PM
They got a professional cleaner in  eeek:

How normal is that when you are leaving  noooo:

What on earth were they doing in there ?  rubschin:

They were very nice gerls  angel1
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2013, 01:10:30 PM
They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???


If you don't know, leave it the fuck alone Nick. I can imagine you losing fingers.  noooo:


happy001
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2013, 01:11:09 PM
I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.

uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery

How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table  angel1

Buy some pans like...!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
Well the bastard is full of broken glass now!  evil:  Could it have been an important part?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2013, 01:14:37 PM
Well the bastard is full of broken glass now!  evil:  Could it have been an important part?  rubschin:

No.      it will be fine........ whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2013, 03:01:01 PM
Well the bastard is full of broken glass now!  evil:  Could it have been an important part?  rubschin:

Just leave it and make yourself a nice smoothie.
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 03:36:21 PM
They got a professional cleaner in  eeek:

How normal is that when you are leaving  noooo:

What on earth were they doing in there ?  rubschin:

They were very nice gerls  angel1

Errrr, yea, clearly, right. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 03:42:14 PM
I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.

uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery

How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table  angel1

In pyrotechnics, yes. ::)
Pray, do tell EXACTLY how you got that load of glasses plates and cutlery out of the restaurant please, and also bare iin mind we have'eyes' in our midst that may take a slight interest in your online admission of theft. whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 03:46:36 PM
I took Mr New Pooter's PINK carry bag  redface:

I felt like Tipsy's eldest  noooo:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 03:49:37 PM
I took Mr New Pooter's PINK carry bag  redface:

I felt like Tipsy's eldest  noooo:

Do they have microwave ovens in the playroom in 'the nick' Nick? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 04:00:36 PM
I have a juicer (now broken  redface:)
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 04:02:46 PM
I have a juicer (now broken  redface:)

Bit like your botty will be when Masher Mick gets you in the showers. scared2:

Oops. Soz. didn't mean to mention 'showers'. redface:

Did you ever gerrit fixed like, following YOUR breakage? whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like  whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 04:12:52 PM
I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like  whistle:
sick2:

I'd rather stick me 'ed down the bog and lick the bowl tbh. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fvcking tenants
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2013, 05:49:07 PM
I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like  whistle:

Will you be wearing the scarf...?  rubschin: