The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 12:27:30 PM
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I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.
uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery
How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away? Banghead Banghead Banghead
Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table angel1
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I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.
uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery
How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away? Banghead Banghead Banghead
Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table angel1
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They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???
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They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???
Cocktails...... :thumbsup:
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They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???
If you don't know, leave it the fuck alone Nick. I can imagine you losing fingers. noooo:
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Goes and plugs it in............................
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Did they leave you the number of the professional cleaning company. rubschin:
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Goes and plugs it in............................
scared2: scared:
Let me know when its over.....oh and post the pics of your bloddy, mangled hand for BM, he likes them.
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Goes and plugs it in............................
scared2: scared:
Let me know when its over.....oh and post the pics of your bloddy, mangled hand for BM, he likes them.
This is Nick we are talking about.
It won't be his hand he sticks in it. scared2:
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They had left some kind of important glass component in it noooo:
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They got a professional cleaner in eeek:
How normal is that when you are leaving noooo:
What on earth were they doing in there ? rubschin:
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They had left some kind of important glass component in it noooo:
LEAVE IT ALONE!!!
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They got a professional cleaner in eeek:
How normal is that when you are leaving noooo:
What on earth were they doing in there ? rubschin:
They were very nice gerls angel1
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They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???
If you don't know, leave it the fuck alone Nick. I can imagine you losing fingers. noooo:
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I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.
uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery
How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away? Banghead Banghead Banghead
Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table angel1
Buy some pans like...! Thumbs:
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Well the bastard is full of broken glass now! evil: Could it have been an important part? rubschin:
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Well the bastard is full of broken glass now! evil: Could it have been an important part? rubschin:
No. it will be fine........ whistle:
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Well the bastard is full of broken glass now! evil: Could it have been an important part? rubschin:
Just leave it and make yourself a nice smoothie.
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They got a professional cleaner in eeek:
How normal is that when you are leaving noooo:
What on earth were they doing in there ? rubschin:
They were very nice gerls angel1
Errrr, yea, clearly, right. rubschin:
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I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.
uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery
How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away? Banghead Banghead Banghead
Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table angel1
In pyrotechnics, yes. ::)
Pray, do tell EXACTLY how you got that load of glasses plates and cutlery out of the restaurant please, and also bare iin mind we have'eyes' in our midst that may take a slight interest in your online admission of theft. whistle:
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I took Mr New Pooter's PINK carry bag redface:
I felt like Tipsy's eldest noooo:
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I took Mr New Pooter's PINK carry bag redface:
I felt like Tipsy's eldest noooo:
Do they have microwave ovens in the playroom in 'the nick' Nick? rubschin:
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I have a juicer (now broken redface:)
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I have a juicer (now broken redface:)
Bit like your botty will be when Masher Mick gets you in the showers. scared2:
Oops. Soz. didn't mean to mention 'showers'. redface:
Did you ever gerrit fixed like, following YOUR breakage? whistle:
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I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like whistle:
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I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like whistle:
sick2:
I'd rather stick me 'ed down the bog and lick the bowl tbh. Thumbs:
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I will show you my botty on Wednesday since you are so interested, like whistle:
Will you be wearing the scarf...? rubschin: