The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on May 11, 2013, 07:42:49 PM
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In our local boozer there is a bloke ,who can drink loads ........but he has a point in minutes from sober to drunk .......
so is a bit like CDB were we all guess which beer will do it .....very strange there is no middle point.... rubschin:
Nice bloke tho..
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In our local boozer there is a bloke ,who can drink loads ........but he has a point in minutes from sober to drunk .......
so is a bit like CDB were we all guess which beer will do it .....very strange there is no middle point.... rubschin:
Nice bloke tho..
rubschin:
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In our local boozer there is a bloke ,who can drink loads ........but he has a point in minutes from sober to drunk .......
so is a bit like CDB were we all guess which beer will do it .....very strange there is no middle point.... rubschin:
Nice bloke tho..
rubschin:
Seriously it is so funny.....he was watchiiing the footy today talking sense ..then 2 minutes later dribbling nearly...... rubschin:
The wicked people in there take bets or buy him drinks........ whistle:
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BTW not ex-SAS or gangster,.......
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BTW not ex-SAS or gangster,.......
lol: lol: lol:
Publican...? whistle:
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Getting pissed sucks. noooo: I have to go to a wedding now with the stinkiest hangover and I can't drink at this venue for free. If I want a beer I have to pay the hotel price of a zillionteen euros. sad32:
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Getting pissed sucks. noooo: I have to go to a wedding now with the stinkiest hangover and I can't drink at this venue for free. If I want a beer I have to pay the hotel price of a zillionteen euros. sad32:
Take voddy - order a coke... like Miss D like.... whistle:
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Thass why wimmin have handbags like :thumbsup:
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Thass why wimmin have handbags like :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: And take bottles wrapped up like pressies with frilly tops so you can undo the lid.. redface:
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I survived!!!! :thumbsup:
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I survived!!!! :thumbsup:
Excellent news well done that girl. :thumbsup:
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Thass why wimmin have handbags like :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: And take bottles wrapped up like pressies with frilly tops so you can undo the lid.. redface:
lol: I know that one.
A favourite of my eldest daughter in her youth, as long as she can put the frilly top back on OK.
Nothing worse than picking them up from a party with a trail of Bacardi leading to their handbag.
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Thass why wimmin have handbags like :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: And take bottles wrapped up like pressies with frilly tops so you can undo the lid.. redface:
lol: I know that one.
A favourite of my eldest daughter in her youth, as long as she can put the frilly top back on OK.
Nothing worse than picking them up from a party with a trail of Bacardi leading to their handbag.
Mine are always empty so never a problem.... :thumbsup:
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Thass why wimmin have handbags like :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: And take bottles wrapped up like pressies with frilly tops so you can undo the lid.. redface:
lol: I know that one.
A favourite of my eldest daughter in her youth, as long as she can put the frilly top back on OK.
Nothing worse than picking them up from a party with a trail of Bacardi leading to their handbag.
Mine are always empty so never a problem.... :thumbsup:
Top gerl. :thumbsup:
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My liver is on holiday till Friday. ::)
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My liver is on holiday till Friday. ::)
I thought he was away for 10 days?
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Beat me to it evil:
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rubschin:
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Tonight is the night night me thinks.... back to normal... noooo:
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Just starting
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Is it Tuesday yet?
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Is it Tuesday yet?
I blooming well hope not !
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Is it Tuesday yet?
Day after tomorrow.... Thumbs:
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Is it Tuesday yet?
Did someone promise to see you......... rubschin:
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Is it Tuesday yet?
Did someone promise to see you......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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lol: Poor Nick, he does take some shit on here. lol:
Saying that, gingers were born to be mocked. :thumbsup:
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Oi, I'll have you know that I could possibly have been born slightly ginger, (before my hair changed to the natural blonde it now is). eyes:
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lol: Poor Nick, he does take some shit on here. lol:
Saying that, gingers were born to be mocked. :thumbsup:
Deservedly so too, bloody useless ginger 'lock out' dithering Bafoon that he most undoubtably is now. Thumbs:
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Oi, I'll have you know that I could possibly have been born slightly ginger, (before my hair changed to the natural blonde it now is). eyes:
My dad was ginger.... redface:
Fortunately the ginge gene was not passed onto me.... cloud9:
I can obviously never breed tho - to protect the species like.... noooo:
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Same vet as Foggy's cat? noooo:
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Same vet as Foggy's cat? noooo:
noooo:
Mary Stopes...
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Oi, I'll have you know that I could possibly have been born slightly ginger, (before my hair changed to the natural blonde it now is). eyes:
My dad was ginger.... redface:
Fortunately the ginge gene was not passed onto me.... cloud9:
I can obviously never breed tho - to protect the species like.... noooo:
Impotence can be dreadfully difficult to come to terms with.
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Oi, I'll have you know that I could possibly have been born slightly ginger, (before my hair changed to the natural blonde it now is). eyes:
My dad was ginger.... redface:
Fortunately the ginge gene was not passed onto me.... cloud9:
I can obviously never breed tho - to protect the species like.... noooo:
Impotence can be dreadfully difficult to come to terms with.
cussing:
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Oi, I'll have you know that I could possibly have been born slightly ginger, (before my hair changed to the natural blonde it now is). eyes:
My dad was ginger.... redface:
Fortunately the ginge gene was not passed onto me.... cloud9:
I can obviously never breed tho - to protect the species like.... noooo:
Impotence can be dreadfully difficult to come to terms with.
cussing:
Jaffa........ eeek: