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Title: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 06, 2013, 10:08:42 PM
She going for a half day interview on Wednesday to become....a boaterist on the zoo's lake! eeek: Shocked:

Oh the joy if she gets the job. Plenty of mileage in in the piss taking I reckon if succesful.
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2013, 04:18:47 AM
She going for a half day interview on Wednesday to become....a boaterist on the zoo's lake! eeek: Shocked:

Oh the joy if she gets the job. Plenty of mileage in in the piss taking I reckon if succesful.

 scared2:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 08:20:54 AM
Got to do a commentary and answer questions to the 'appy punters whilst navigating her way around the croc's and hippo's too apparently. eeek:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2013, 08:57:51 AM
"Come in boat number 98 your time is up."

"We haven't a boat numbered 98."

"Boat 86 are you in trouble?"
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 09:13:28 AM
"Come in boat number 98 your time is up."

"We haven't a boat numbered 98."

"Boat 86 are you in trouble?"

 lol:

Gonna buy her an parrot, and gerit to do the commentary.
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2013, 09:21:19 AM
Mini Moose piloting a boat through a lake infested with crocs and hippos  rubschin:

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 09:30:03 AM
Mini Moose piloting a boat through a lake infested with crocs and hippos  rubschin:

What can possibly go wrong?

I THINK
they may only be plassy ones like. rubschin:

'Captain Mini Moose'.
Sounds so good angel1
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2013, 10:00:07 AM
How much is the insurance....... whistle:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2013, 10:04:30 AM
What sort of zoo has plastic animals?  rubschin:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 11:17:16 AM
How much is the insurance....... whistle:

 lol:.... rubschin:...problee loads a munny, but I'm not paying. Thumbs:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 11:20:23 AM
What sort of zoo has plastic animals?  rubschin:

They got loadsa REAL LIVE ones.

Could possibly be 'slight issues' with REAL crocs and 'ippos in the lake like...possiibly. whistle:

You ever been?
If you like zoos, and a few don't, then it's ace.  :thumbsup:

They've got some lickle Bears in there...spectacled bears or summat. SSSSSSSSSSSSSO cute,  cloud9:  sad32: WHEN you can actually see 'em in the bushes . ::)
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 12:07:25 PM
I think I should install a sub machine gun on it, oh, and V8 in it too. Thumbs:

Could be a new exciting attraction. cloud9:
I could supervise. Thumbs:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2013, 06:07:38 PM
What sort of zoo has plastic animals?  rubschin:

A shihtzu

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fi5xecmfk7%2Fshihtzu.jpg&hash=51ceec0fd1d0fc008eeaa185fe5966384d8ff97b) (http://postimg.org/image/i5xecmfk7/)


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Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2013, 06:14:25 PM
What sort of zoo has plastic animals?  rubschin:

A shihtzu

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fi5xecmfk7%2Fshihtzu.jpg&hash=51ceec0fd1d0fc008eeaa185fe5966384d8ff97b) (http://postimg.org/image/i5xecmfk7/)


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happy001
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2013, 06:18:19 PM
 tunble: noooo:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 06:31:31 PM
What sort of zoo has plastic animals?  rubschin:

A shihtzu

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fi5xecmfk7%2Fshihtzu.jpg&hash=51ceec0fd1d0fc008eeaa185fe5966384d8ff97b) (http://postimg.org/image/i5xecmfk7/)


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Please tell the gathered and lucky few ey JOMio.

WHAT exactly does go on in your mind> rubschin:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2013, 07:28:20 PM
Nick + Growler = mongs....  ::)
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 09:33:44 PM
Nick + Growler = mongs....  ::)

Bit 'arsh..............................IF you don't mind mne saying so like?

I mean, wha' EXACTLY and without any shadow of a doubt or misguided confusion, has ACTUALLY led you to that believe that to be a factual statement on THIS particular thread then ey? Shrugs:

What the fuck have I done or said wrong THIS time ey, 'cus i tell you what chief, I haven't got the piggin' foggiest? Shrugs:  Banghead
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 08, 2013, 08:53:03 AM
WELL.....BM? rubschin:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2013, 09:00:18 AM
Cos it was funny like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 08, 2013, 09:02:29 AM
Cos it was funny like....  Thumbs:

Purile.  ::)

Anyone ever told you yer a twat like? rubschin:


Answer...to save you the trubble like.....regulary. ::)
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 08, 2013, 09:07:54 AM
Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:

I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2013, 11:13:29 AM
Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:

I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Captain Pugwash theme cued up on the gramophone like?
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2013, 11:17:22 AM
Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:

I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Captain Pugwash theme cued up on the gramophone like?

This could go in a wrong direction......... noooo:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 08, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
YEY!! Party001:

CAPTAIN PUGWASH THEME TUNE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU#)
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2013, 11:39:43 AM
More like the Navy Lark  noooo:

Left hand down a bit
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 08, 2013, 11:41:04 AM
Wonder if she'll turn up in a new company boat like?

Never 'ad a sea captain in the GROWLER family before.
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2013, 12:03:04 PM
Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:

I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Captain Pugwash theme cued up on the gramophone like?

This could go in a wrong direction......... noooo:

Seaman Stains, Roger the cabin Boy, eh, EH? lol:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2013, 12:06:21 PM
Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:

I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Captain Pugwash theme cued up on the gramophone like?

This could go in a wrong direction......... noooo:

Seaman Stains, Roger the cabin Boy, eh, EH? lol:



 horn:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2013, 12:17:20 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fkt9ulw8jn%2Fbearboat.jpg&hash=183b4908a9da11bfd72711d35f17b6dd48df46e8) (http://postimg.org/image/kt9ulw8jn/)
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2013, 12:49:15 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fkt9ulw8jn%2Fbearboat.jpg&hash=183b4908a9da11bfd72711d35f17b6dd48df46e8) (http://postimg.org/image/kt9ulw8jn/)

Buoy banned?
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2013, 12:49:46 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fkt9ulw8jn%2Fbearboat.jpg&hash=183b4908a9da11bfd72711d35f17b6dd48df46e8) (http://postimg.org/image/kt9ulw8jn/)

Buoy banned?

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Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 05:19:35 PM
Mini Mooselet is now officially a fully qualified boaterist.
Passed her test under the guidance of a  Bear Grylls. cloud9:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 05:43:11 PM
Crocodile death looms  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2013, 05:48:56 PM
Mini Mooselet is now officially a fully qualified boaterist.
Passed her test under the guidance of a  Bear Grylls. cloud9:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 05:57:31 PM
Mini Mooselet is now officially a fully qualified boaterist.
Passed her test under the guidance of a  Bear Grylls. cloud9:

 :thumbsup:

Powerboat grade 2 licence apparently.
Can't drive,  or whatever you call it, proffesionally off shore or abroad though.

Ded proud of me cublet. cloud9:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 06:02:19 PM
Has she got the Moggy back then?  whistle:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 06:08:16 PM
Has she got the Moggy back then?  whistle:

Yes
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 06:08:46 PM
I see  whistle:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: GROWLER on May 13, 2013, 06:41:36 PM
I see  whistle:

Most excellent. No need for Specsavers then. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2013, 07:04:59 PM
I see  whistle:

Most excellent. No need for Specsavers then. :thumbsup:

 lol:  drumroll:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: boogs on May 13, 2013, 09:11:59 PM
Mini Mooselet is now officially a fully qualified boaterist.
Passed her test under the guidance of a  Bear Grylls. cloud9:

 :thumbsup:

Powerboat grade 2 licence apparently.
Can't drive,  or whatever you call it, proffesionally off shore or abroad though.

Ded proud of me cublet. cloud9:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2013, 09:17:19 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: M.M's new BOAT!
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 14, 2013, 06:04:11 PM
Well done that girl.   :thumbsup: