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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: GROWLER on May 06, 2013, 10:08:42 PM
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She going for a half day interview on Wednesday to become....a boaterist on the zoo's lake! eeek: Shocked:
Oh the joy if she gets the job. Plenty of mileage in in the piss taking I reckon if succesful.
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She going for a half day interview on Wednesday to become....a boaterist on the zoo's lake! eeek: Shocked:
Oh the joy if she gets the job. Plenty of mileage in in the piss taking I reckon if succesful.
scared2:
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Got to do a commentary and answer questions to the 'appy punters whilst navigating her way around the croc's and hippo's too apparently. eeek:
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"Come in boat number 98 your time is up."
"We haven't a boat numbered 98."
"Boat 86 are you in trouble?"
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"Come in boat number 98 your time is up."
"We haven't a boat numbered 98."
"Boat 86 are you in trouble?"
lol:
Gonna buy her an parrot, and gerit to do the commentary.
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Mini Moose piloting a boat through a lake infested with crocs and hippos rubschin:
What can possibly go wrong?
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Mini Moose piloting a boat through a lake infested with crocs and hippos rubschin:
What can possibly go wrong?
I THINK they may only be plassy ones like. rubschin:
'Captain Mini Moose'.
Sounds so good angel1
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How much is the insurance....... whistle:
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What sort of zoo has plastic animals? rubschin:
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How much is the insurance....... whistle:
lol:.... rubschin:...problee loads a munny, but I'm not paying. Thumbs:
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What sort of zoo has plastic animals? rubschin:
They got loadsa REAL LIVE ones.
Could possibly be 'slight issues' with REAL crocs and 'ippos in the lake like...possiibly. whistle:
You ever been?
If you like zoos, and a few don't, then it's ace. :thumbsup:
They've got some lickle Bears in there...spectacled bears or summat. SSSSSSSSSSSSSO cute, cloud9: sad32: WHEN you can actually see 'em in the bushes . ::)
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I think I should install a sub machine gun on it, oh, and V8 in it too. Thumbs:
Could be a new exciting attraction. cloud9:
I could supervise. Thumbs:
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What sort of zoo has plastic animals? rubschin:
A shihtzu
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What sort of zoo has plastic animals? rubschin:
A shihtzu
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happy001
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tunble: noooo:
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What sort of zoo has plastic animals? rubschin:
A shihtzu
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Please tell the gathered and lucky few ey JOMio.
WHAT exactly does go on in your mind> rubschin:
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Nick + Growler = mongs.... ::)
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Nick + Growler = mongs.... ::)
Bit 'arsh..............................IF you don't mind mne saying so like?
I mean, wha' EXACTLY and without any shadow of a doubt or misguided confusion, has ACTUALLY led you to that believe that to be a factual statement on THIS particular thread then ey? Shrugs:
What the fuck have I done or said wrong THIS time ey, 'cus i tell you what chief, I haven't got the piggin' foggiest? Shrugs: Banghead
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WELL.....BM? rubschin:
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Cos it was funny like.... Thumbs:
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Cos it was funny like.... Thumbs:
Purile. ::)
Anyone ever told you yer a twat like? rubschin:
Answer...to save you the trubble like.....regulary. ::)
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Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:
I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
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Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:
I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Captain Pugwash theme cued up on the gramophone like?
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Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:
I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Captain Pugwash theme cued up on the gramophone like?
This could go in a wrong direction......... noooo:
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YEY!! Party001:
CAPTAIN PUGWASH THEME TUNE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU#)
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More like the Navy Lark noooo:
Left hand down a bit
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Wonder if she'll turn up in a new company boat like?
Never 'ad a sea captain in the GROWLER family before.
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Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:
I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Captain Pugwash theme cued up on the gramophone like?
This could go in a wrong direction......... noooo:
Seaman Stains, Roger the cabin Boy, eh, EH? lol:
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Waiting in anticipation now........to greet the new captain of the GROWLER household. cloud9:
I have a plassy parrat and a skull and cross bones 'at here, waiting in readiness, all warm and cosy like. Thumbs:
Captain Pugwash theme cued up on the gramophone like?
This could go in a wrong direction......... noooo:
Seaman Stains, Roger the cabin Boy, eh, EH? lol:
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Buoy banned?
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Buoy banned?
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Mini Mooselet is now officially a fully qualified boaterist.
Passed her test under the guidance of a Bear Grylls. cloud9:
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Crocodile death looms :thumbsup:
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Mini Mooselet is now officially a fully qualified boaterist.
Passed her test under the guidance of a Bear Grylls. cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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Mini Mooselet is now officially a fully qualified boaterist.
Passed her test under the guidance of a Bear Grylls. cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Powerboat grade 2 licence apparently.
Can't drive, or whatever you call it, proffesionally off shore or abroad though.
Ded proud of me cublet. cloud9:
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Has she got the Moggy back then? whistle:
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Has she got the Moggy back then? whistle:
Yes
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I see whistle:
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I see whistle:
Most excellent. No need for Specsavers then. :thumbsup:
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I see whistle:
Most excellent. No need for Specsavers then. :thumbsup:
lol: drumroll:
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Mini Mooselet is now officially a fully qualified boaterist.
Passed her test under the guidance of a Bear Grylls. cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Powerboat grade 2 licence apparently.
Can't drive, or whatever you call it, proffesionally off shore or abroad though.
Ded proud of me cublet. cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Well done that girl. :thumbsup: