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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: apc2010 on May 04, 2013, 11:01:37 PM
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For Growler.......not shins for BM please......
got one on my eye brow when some tosser smacked me with a bottle ,also my whole right leg 200 plus stiches ...
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I used to have a scar when some idiot dropped a Cortina bonnet on me eye brow, loads and loads of blood
Yes I was that idiot
But it faded, me eye brows grew and 35 years later I can't really find it anymore.
So all that ^ don't really count for this thread redface:
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For Growler.......not shins for BM please......
got one on my eye brow when some tosser smacked me with a bottle ,also my whole right leg 200 plus stiches ...
Beat that anyone .... ::)
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For Growler.......not shins for BM please......
got one on my eye brow when some tosser smacked me with a bottle ,also my whole right leg 200 plus stiches ...
Beat that anyone .... ::)
Oh I got more ...........a very visible knife one on my right arm which embarressed about ..coz it so visible .....and a few footy ones ... noooo:
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Does my 4 scars on my legs count where my knitting needles went in when I was 7 ..... Thumbs:
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Does my 4 scars on my legs count where my knitting needles went in when I was 7 ..... Thumbs:
Yep .........explain........ rubschin:
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When I go bald, me 'ed is going to look like a piggin' O.S. map due to the number of times I've twatted it. sad32:
Got one on me thumb where I stabbed meself when a screwy slipped whilst trying to get the back of a car radio....No, NOT getting a car radio out of a car. cussing:
Lickle one on me knee where the girder grazed me.
Been pretty accident free really tbh. Few busted bones and ribs like, but they don't count really. noooo:
Me 'eart has still gorra big scar on it. sad32:
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Jaws (6/10) Movie CLIP - Scars (1975) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLjNzwEULG8#ws)
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Emergency appendix op scar ...none of that feckin keyhole surgery stuff for that sad24:
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One on my right knee (fell into a ditch)
One on my left eyebrow (walked into lamppost whilst oggling totty)
One on my right hand (accident with bicycle pump)
One on my left hand (olive oil incident)
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One on my right knee (fell into a ditch)
One on my left eyebrow (walked into lamppost whilst oggling totty)
One on my right hand (accident with bicycle pump)
One on my left hand (olive oil incident)
Did that big cut on yer head leave a scar. I remember you posting a pic of it just after you did it sick2:
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You know I had forgotten about that. 17 stitches (trod on toy car) and not a mark left :thumbsup:
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One on me cheek when I fell carrying a bottle of orange juice that the milkman use to sell. I was two at the time, and allergic to the stuff anyway confused:
One on me arm when I put the electric saw down after cutting and leaned across for summat else.... the saw was slowing down but still rotating, bloody lucky really
Oh and the vasectomy reversal left two hefty scars Shocked:
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One on my right knee (fell into a ditch)
One on my left eyebrow (walked into lamppost whilst oggling totty)
One on my right hand (accident with bicycle pump)
One on my left hand (olive oil incident)
I expected more.
I have only accidental scar, on my left palm when I fell off a chair and ripped my hand on a jagged piece of fireguard.
Seven from various heart ops, a long scar on the underside of my upper left arm where they took skin for my graft, the skin graft itself and a biopsy scar on my right thigh.
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Right Knee - run over when I was 5 which left gravel in there but because I was still breathing it wasn't deemed necessary to go to the hospital. Same knee year or two later when me and my mate fell off the trolly he had made going down a sandy bank. (That one was worth it, great trolly - big pram wheels on the back. cloud9:)
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Oh forgot about op scars. 3 but one I can't find anymore
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Does my 4 scars on my legs count where my knitting needles went in when I was 7 ..... Thumbs:
Yep .........explain........ rubschin:
In skool we had to learn how to knit gloves with 4 needles so there were no seams. We had to put the knitting in a thing called a lap bag it was like an apron with a big pocket... I was walking and the bag went between my legs and the needles stuck in my legs the teacher had to pull them out... sad24:
These day they would have been done by the H&S police.. No such bollox in them days....
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Does my 4 scars on my legs count where my knitting needles went in when I was 7 ..... Thumbs:
Yep .........explain........ rubschin:
In skool we had to learn how to knit gloves with 4 needles so there were no seams. We had to put the knitting in a thing called a lap bag it was like an apron with a big pocket... I was walking and the bag went between my legs and the needles stuck in my legs the teacher had to pull them out... sad24:
These day they would have been done by the H&S police.. No such bollox in them days....
happy100
The earliest that I can remember getting was when I was about 3, the family dog jumped over me and managed to gash my eyebrow. Things when steadily downhill from there on in until recently when they seem to be careering downhill at an alarming rate of knots. sad24: sad24:
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The earliest that I can remember getting was when I was about 3, the family dog jumped over me and managed to gash my eyebrow. Things when steadily downhill from there on in until recently when they seem to be careering downhill at an alarming rate of knots. sad24: sad24:
happy100
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One on my right knee (fell into a ditch)
One on my left eyebrow (walked into lamppost whilst oggling totty)
One on my right hand (accident with bicycle pump)
One on my left hand (olive oil incident)
How about yer lobotomy like...? rubschin:
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One on my right knee (fell into a ditch)
One on my left eyebrow (walked into lamppost whilst oggling totty)
One on my right hand (accident with bicycle pump)
One on my left hand (olive oil incident)
How about yer lobotomy like...? rubschin:
lol:
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It's the only 'full frontal' he's ever had. point:
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It's the only 'full frontal' he's ever had. point:
lol: lol:
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One on my right palm, when I fell on a pile of leaves aged 7.
One on the back of my uper right leg, caused by a toilet collapsing on me at a party in Windsor Great Park, (apparently some gate crashers had been slammimng the lid down on top of the bowl) all I was worried about was my Maxi length suede waistcoat getting blood on it.
One just under my left eye where I was hit my my (now ex) husband with a Badminton raquet - accidentally during a match I hasten to add.
Both ankles, the right one when I was 7 months pregnant with my second child & the left when I fell off a coffee table whilst dancing at a party about 10/11 years ago. redface: Pins & screws in both.
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One on my right palm, when I fell on a pile of leaves aged 7.
eeek:
Whatever kind of tree did the leaves come from. Shocked:
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One on my right palm, when I fell on a pile of leaves aged 7.
One on the back of my uper right leg, caused by a toilet collapsing on me at a party in Windsor Great Park, (apparently some gate crashers had been slammimng the lid down on top of the bowl) all I was worried about was my Maxi length suede waistcoat getting blood on it.
One just under my left eye where I was hit my my (now ex) husband with a Badminton raquet - accidentally during a match I hasten to add.
Both ankles, the right one when I was 7 months pregnant with my second child & the left when I fell off a coffee table whilst dancing at a party about 10/11 years ago. redface: Pins & screws in both.
Petal. happy100
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One on my right palm, when I fell on a pile of leaves aged 7.
One on the back of my uper right leg, caused by a toilet collapsing on me at a party in Windsor Great Park, (apparently some gate crashers had been slammimng the lid down on top of the bowl) all I was worried about was my Maxi length suede waistcoat getting blood on it.
One just under my left eye where I was hit my my (now ex) husband with a Badminton raquet - accidentally during a match I hasten to add.
Both ankles, the right one when I was 7 months pregnant with my second child & the left when I fell off a coffee table whilst dancing at a party about 10/11 years ago. redface: Pins & screws in both.
Petal. happy100
Don't think petals would scar you...... rubschin:
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One on my right palm, when I fell on a pile of leaves aged 7.
eeek:
Whatever kind of tree did the leaves come from. Shocked:
They must have been carniferous whistle:
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Whatefir it was it caused a crescent shaped wound/scar. We did look through the leaves to see if it was glass or something like that, but couldn't find anything.
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Growler me his scar once. It looked just like 666 rubschin:
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Whatefir it was it caused a crescent shaped wound/scar. We did look through the leaves to see if it was glass or something like that, but couldn't find anything.
rubschin:
Harry Potter?