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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: GROWLER on May 01, 2013, 10:31:57 PM
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Unbelievable. eeek:
Local and very busy main trunk route to London (A41) is absolutely riddled with not pot holes, but piggin' great craters.
Cars and bikes having to swerve all over the show to save and avoid suspension and wheel damage.
So, what did I see today? eeek:
A local hardly used side road OFF the crater riddled A41, that leads to a tiny fairly posh village, consisting of about 20 houses having the entire road dug up and completely resurfaced! Shocked:
I can only suspect that a bastard counciller lives down there. Angry9:
They've also recently completely resurfaced the entire local 8 shop car park. eeek:
I can only assume the same local counciller drops in there for his Daily Mail every day. ::)
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I blame JOM... noooo:
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Similar thing here , when it rains everything floods ....except near me a developer and important bloke lives ........outside his house is a flood grate ..
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Do you suffer with the plauge of the potholes like this dump of a cuntry though?
It get's even better here now. eeek:
They've decided to dig out all the owld 'cats eyes' on a section of the crater filled A41 up the road from here, and lob some tarmac in the resulting holes.
No sign of fixing the bastard holes on the main section of road that sheeple ACTUALLY DRIVE on though. noooo:
What a bunch of utter money wasting cnuts this council is. Angry9:
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Do you suffer with the plauge of the potholes like this dump of a cuntry though?
It get's even better here now. eeek:
They've decided to dig out all the owld 'cats eyes' on a section of the crater filled A41 up the road from here, and lob some tarmac in the resulting holes.
No sign of fixing the bastard holes on the main section of road that sheeple ACTUALLY DRIVE on though. noooo:
What a bunch of utter money wasting cnuts this council is. Angry9:
The tourist roads are normally ok but anything else yes ....that's why I had so many punctures ......more of them in 2 years driving locally than 10 years of driving for work (lots of miles) in the UK.......think I had 2 in 10 years. here more than 10 in 2 years and less miles .....
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Fewer miles cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Fewer miles cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
You too....... rubschin:
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Round here the roads are like a friggin patchwork quilt. We have hooge potholes eventually they come along and fill them after there has been an accident usually with people avoiding the things being cuntry roads and fairly narrow.
But they are no sooner done than they start crumbling at the edges and before you know it the bastards have just moved. Our council claim they have not got the munny to do like they used to do and resurface the road properly... False economay IMHO
They have enough of our rates munny to spend £10m on refurbishing their offices no fucking question about that... Explode:
Oh and on the subject of councils ours sent a leaflet round the other week to let us know if we want our Brown bin emptyed (garden waste you are forced too use no bonfires allowed) after October this year we have to pay £40 on top of the rates we already pay..
In the old days you had a bin that they collected each week the took it from where it lived emptied it and put it back.. Now we have three bins and you need to remember which week it is for which bin and take the thing to the end of the drive and after they have been find the bloody thing because it usually halfway down the street... cussing:
And don't get me started on the wheelie bin cleaners had a massive row with them today when I got home robbing bastards...... Banghead
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One good thing here anything goes in the bin .....if it doesn't fit leave it in the street they still take ...3 times a week.....trees , dead bodies ...they don't care....
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Round here the roads are like a friggin patchwork quilt. We have hooge potholes eventually they come along and fill them after there has been an accident usually with people avoiding the things being cuntry roads and fairly narrow.
But they are no sooner done than they start crumbling at the edges and before you know it the bastards have just moved. Our council claim they have not got the munny to do like they used to do and resurface the road properly... False economay IMHO
They have enough of our rates munny to spend £10m on refurbishing their offices no fucking question about that... Explode:
Oh and on the subject of councils ours sent a leaflet round the other week to let us know if we want our Brown bin emptyed (garden waste you are forced too use no bonfires allowed) after October this year we have to pay £40 on top of the rates we already pay..
In the old days you had a bin that they collected each week the took it from where it lived emptied it and put it back.. Now we have three bins and you need to remember which week it is for which bin and take the thing to the end of the drive and after they have been find the bloody thing because it usually halfway down the street... cussing:
And don't get me started on the wheelie bin cleaners had a massive row with them today when I got home robbing bastards...... Banghead
Excellent rant. cloud9:
However, many of those werds and sentences do seem quite familiar to me, and I do therefore wonder if I've had a slightly negative affect on your mind set since joining in here. redface:
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Round here the roads are like a friggin patchwork quilt. We have hooge potholes eventually they come along and fill them after there has been an accident usually with people avoiding the things being cuntry roads and fairly narrow.
But they are no sooner done than they start crumbling at the edges and before you know it the bastards have just moved. Our council claim they have not got the munny to do like they used to do and resurface the road properly... False economay IMHO
They have enough of our rates munny to spend £10m on refurbishing their offices no fucking question about that... Explode:
Oh and on the subject of councils ours sent a leaflet round the other week to let us know if we want our Brown bin emptyed (garden waste you are forced too use no bonfires allowed) after October this year we have to pay £40 on top of the rates we already pay..
In the old days you had a bin that they collected each week the took it from where it lived emptied it and put it back.. Now we have three bins and you need to remember which week it is for which bin and take the thing to the end of the drive and after they have been find the bloody thing because it usually halfway down the street... cussing:
And don't get me started on the wheelie bin cleaners had a massive row with them today when I got home robbing bastards...... Banghead
Excellent rant. cloud9:
However, many of those werds and sentences do seem quite familiar to me, and I do therefore wonder if I've had a slightly negative affect on your mind set since joining in here. redface:
Oh noes .... noooo: If I feel strongly about something or I get caught on a bad day like today I do go off on one... I also got out the car at a twat that nearly wiped me out and had the unfortunate luck of being at the lights in front of me... I got out the car went to his window he put it up as he saw me comin good job he did or he would have been through it... The lights changed and he buggered off I was left standing like a tit in the road I felt stupid after the red mist cleared.... redface:
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Are you the sister I never knew i had? eeek: cloud9:
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Are you the sister I never knew i had? eeek: cloud9:
See you should never underestimate wimmin....
Everyone has two sides.... :thumbsup:
Hence I believe you have a fluffy side... ;)
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Are you the sister I never knew i had? eeek: cloud9:
See you should never underestimate wimmin....
Everyone has two sides.... :thumbsup:
Hence I believe you have a fluffy side... ;)
I think I may have had many many many moons ago, but it's all gone now sadly. ::)
Wouldn't know how to be pleasant now if you paid me tbqh. Shrugs:
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I wouldn't pay you, you oaf noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I wouldn't pay you, you oaf noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
I wouldn't/coudln't be pleasant to you regardless!! Finger:
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Are you the sister I never knew i had? eeek: cloud9:
See you should never underestimate wimmin....
Everyone has two sides.... :thumbsup:
Hence I believe you have a fluffy side... ;)
I think I may have had many many many moons ago, but it's all gone now sadly. ::)
Wouldn't know how to be pleasant now if you paid me tbqh. Shrugs:
Good job I'm not paying you then.... ::)
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Do you suffer with the plauge of the potholes like this dump of a cuntry though?
It get's even better here now. eeek:
They've decided to dig out all the owld 'cats eyes' on a section of the crater filled A41 up the road from here, and lob some tarmac in the resulting holes.
No sign of fixing the bastard holes on the main section of road that sheeple ACTUALLY DRIVE on though. noooo:
What a bunch of utter money wasting cnuts this council is. Angry9:
Surface dressing in the next three weeks then :thumbsup:
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horn:
I blame JOM... noooo:
whistle:
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Do you suffer with the plauge of the potholes like this dump of a cuntry though?
It get's even better here now. eeek:
They've decided to dig out all the owld 'cats eyes' on a section of the crater filled A41 up the road from here, and lob some tarmac in the resulting holes.
No sign of fixing the bastard holes on the main section of road that sheeple ACTUALLY DRIVE on though. noooo:
What a bunch of utter money wasting cnuts this council is. Angry9:
Surface dressing in the next three weeks then :thumbsup:
Oh pray to god NNNNNO! cussing:
Better stock up on more touch up paint for the bonnet and o/s then. Banghead
"10mph MAX" , my exceedingly and very fat wobbly arse. cussing:
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horn:
I blame JOM... noooo:
whistle:
No. They've fitted those cheap nasty reflector ones in their place I noticed today.
WORRA ABOUT THE BASTARD POTHOLES you bunch of wasters?
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horn:
I blame JOM... noooo:
whistle:
No. They've fitted those cheap nasty reflector ones in their place I noticed today.
WORRA ABOUT THE BASTARD POTHOLES you bunch of wasters?
Jomster spends too much time on here. noooo:
I thought Miss D might be spending more time on her job as she was not posting too often, but after getting a pay rise methinks she has been spending more time with her boss. whistle:
What can a taxpayer do?
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horn:
I blame JOM... noooo:
whistle:
No. They've fitted those cheap nasty reflector ones in their place I noticed today.
WORRA ABOUT THE BASTARD POTHOLES you bunch of wasters?
Jomster spends too much time on here. noooo:
I thought Miss D might be spending more time on her job as she was not posting too often, but after getting a pay rise methinks she has been spending more time with her boss. whistle:
What can a taxpayer do?
I can go dig the twats up, and post 'em through the council office front door, that's what. Banghead
Rang the ueseless time wasting lazy cnuts up 2 weeks ago, to compalin about this shitty park that G Towers backs onto.
Had a right old battle several years ago me and the neighbours did, to actually finally get them to take some action to stop all the drug taking slithering interbreeds using it as a meeting place for their 'activities and general mayhem evety night.
I insisted on them placing a removable pole to stop the shite from driving their stolen cars in there...and the pikeys.
Needless to say, some twat has removed/nicked it, and as predicted, some filth has been driving around in there now, Banghead so i rang them.
"someone from the green spaces dept....ffs, green spaces dept. ::)...will ring you tomorrow to discuss the matters further with you.
That was 10 bastard days ago ffs, and I'm still waiting, presumably to get the jam and sugar off their stubby little fingers! Angry9:
Local councils?
We've got yer munny, now fuck off you moaning miserable time wasting sheeple. whistle:
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The bear seems vexed rubschin:
The Bear Necessities (from The Jungle Book) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08NlhjpVFsU#ws)
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Ah, they're full of total shit matey. Sick of 'em. sick2:
Cheshire West are renowned for being a bunch of overpaid lazy nomarks.
Wirral BC are even werse apparently....IF that's actually possible.
You should know, you had dealings with 'em too iirc cussing:
Tell you anything to get shut of you, and then do absolutely bugger all until you start kicking off....as I'm going to do tomozo morning. eveilgrin:
The ones with the best reputations around here are over the border...In N.Wales.
Take the piss out the taffs if you must, but I tell you, they do actually get things done for the benefit of the community. :thumbsup:
I'm sure Snoops would have confirmed this.
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Ah, they're full of total shit matey. Sick of 'em. sick2:
Cheshire West are renowned for being a bunch of overpaid lazy nomarks.
Wirral BC are even werse apparently....IF that's actually possible.
You should know, you had dealings with 'em too iirc cussing:
Tell you anything to get shut of you, and then do absolutely bugger all until you start kicking off....as I'm going to do tomozo morning. eveilgrin:
The ones with the best reputations around here are over the border...In N.Wales.
Take the piss out the taffs if you must, but I tell you, they do actually get things done for the benefit of the community. :thumbsup:
I'm sure Snoops would have confirmed this.
Are they Scousers?
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Ah, they're full of total shit matey. Sick of 'em. sick2:
Cheshire West are renowned for being a bunch of overpaid lazy nomarks.
Wirral BC are even werse apparently....IF that's actually possible.
You should know, you had dealings with 'em too iirc cussing:
Tell you anything to get shut of you, and then do absolutely bugger all until you start kicking off....as I'm going to do tomozo morning. eveilgrin:
The ones with the best reputations around here are over the border...In N.Wales.
Take the piss out the taffs if you must, but I tell you, they do actually get things done for the benefit of the community. :thumbsup:
I'm sure Snoops would have confirmed this.
Are they Scousers?
No, they're friggin' Welsh you baldy nonce! Banghead
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Ah, they're full of total shit matey. Sick of 'em. sick2:
Cheshire West are renowned for being a bunch of overpaid lazy nomarks.
Wirral BC are even werse apparently....IF that's actually possible.
You should know, you had dealings with 'em too iirc cussing:
Tell you anything to get shut of you, and then do absolutely bugger all until you start kicking off....as I'm going to do tomozo morning. eveilgrin:
The ones with the best reputations around here are over the border...In N.Wales.
Take the piss out the taffs if you must, but I tell you, they do actually get things done for the benefit of the community. :thumbsup:
I'm sure Snoops would have confirmed this.
Are they Scousers?
No, they're friggin' Welsh you baldy nonce! Banghead
Having been there once (and never again to fill up the wankstains' tills) they all fecking speak with that thieving accent. whistle:
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Oh BOLLOX!! Banghead
Pikey's are in town, surface dressing every inch of every bloody road in the vicinity. Angry9:
Stones flying everywhere. Paint being battered, as most dickheads don't give a flying'. Banghead
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Oh BOLLOX!! Banghead
Pikey's are in town, surface dressing every inch of every bloody road in the vicinity. Angry9:
Stones flying everywhere. Paint being battered, as most dickheads don't give a flying'. Banghead
Tar & chips...? noooo:
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Oh BOLLOX!! Banghead
Pikey's are in town, surface dressing every inch of every bloody road in the vicinity. Angry9:
Stones flying everywhere. Paint being battered, as most dickheads don't give a flying'. Banghead
Are you referring to the newly elected councillor of Bickering?