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Title: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2013, 09:18:03 AM
Free Young's all day  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2013, 09:26:31 AM
Have a good one.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 09:28:41 AM
Will have a beer for you ,,,,,,have a good day,,,,,, :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:36:41 AM
Happy Birthday TMR!



Is it time for the How old TMR (http://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/wordroutes/the-legend-of-cary-grants-telegram/) jokes?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 09:47:33 AM
Thanks all. I'm just setting off for a couple of Young's prior to going up to the Holborn Whippet  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: tel on April 30, 2013, 09:51:36 AM
Thanks all. I'm just setting off for a couple of Young's prior to going up to the Holborn Whippet  :thumbsup:

They open already?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2013, 09:53:39 AM
Happy Birthday hun - many happy returns ( why do we say that ...what is returns ????  rubschin: )

Where's Snoopy to answer all me queries when you need him  sad24:

Anyways shall I send you the address to deliver the cakes you're buying ???
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 10:12:26 AM
Thanks all. I'm just setting off for a couple of Young's prior to going up to the Holborn Whippet  :thumbsup:

They open already?

Oh yes. And I got the first one free 8)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 10:13:41 AM
Happy Birthday hun - many happy returns ( why do we say that ...what is returns ????  rubschin: )

Where's Snoopy to answer all me queries when you need him  sad24:

Anyways shall I send you the address to deliver the cakes you're buying ???

Cakes, you say....:P
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 10:18:39 AM
Happy Birthday hun - many happy returns ( why do we say that ...what is returns ????  rubschin: )

Where's Snoopy to answer all me queries when you need him  sad24:

Anyways shall I send you the address to deliver the cakes you're buying ???

Cakes, you say....:P

No, coz then TRAINS....... scared2:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 10:19:03 AM
Happy Birthday hun - many happy returns ( why do we say that ...what is returns ????  rubschin: )

Where's Snoopy to answer all me queries when you need him  sad24:

Anyways shall I send you the address to deliver the cakes you're buying ???

Cakes, you say....:P

No, coz then TRAINS....... scared2:

;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2013, 10:21:30 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 10:33:37 AM
Happy birthday fella, have a half on me  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 30, 2013, 11:54:33 AM
Happy birthday old chap.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 12:19:55 PM
1st pint in the Whippet - Adnams Kristal White :o
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 12:34:36 PM
Strange pub - go downstairs to the bogs and there is the chef at his grill!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 12:36:07 PM
Strange pub - go downstairs to the bogs and there is the chef at his grill!

In the bog ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2013, 12:37:20 PM
1st pint in the Whippet - Adnams Kristal White :o

Better get my good wishes in quick while you can still see the screen.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 01:37:41 PM
Strange pub - go downstairs to the bogs and there is the chef at his grill!

In the bog ...... rubschin:

More or less - two doors separate us, but I was less than 15 ft away ;):P
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 01:40:55 PM
1st pint in the Whippet - Adnams Kristal White :o

Better get my good wishes in quick while you can still see the screen.  :thumbsup:

Thank you,  currently quaffing Grain Oak - a very hoppy brew.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 01:43:57 PM
Happy Birthday mate!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 01:45:19 PM
Happy Birthday mate!  Thumbs:

Didn't TMR introduce you to Nigel....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 01:46:01 PM
Happy Birthday mate!  Thumbs:

Didn't TMR introduce you to Nigel....... rubschin:

No, I introduced him... but Nigel thought he was a c**t....
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 01:47:10 PM
Happy Birthday mate!  Thumbs:

Didn't TMR introduce you to Nigel....... rubschin:

No, I introduced him... but Nigel thought he was a c**t....

TMR said something similar........ whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 01:55:42 PM
Happy Birthday mate!  Thumbs:

Didn't TMR introduce you to Nigel....... rubschin:

No, I introduced him... but Nigel thought he was a c**t....

TMR said something similar........ whistle:

Nooooo, Nigel is an nice bloke!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 02:02:16 PM
Happy Birthday mate!  Thumbs:

Didn't TMR introduce you to Nigel....... rubschin:

No, I introduced him... but Nigel thought he was a c**t....

TMR said something similar........ whistle:

Nooooo, Nigel is an nice bloke!  Thumbs:

Nigel's actual words were "thank god for Cyprus. Otherwise the thrush would be here permanently.  Let's go and have a ciggie while he tries to find his cock in toilets. "
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 02:10:25 PM
Happy Birthday mate!  Thumbs:

Didn't TMR introduce you to Nigel....... rubschin:

No, I introduced him... but Nigel thought he was a c**t....

TMR said something similar........ whistle:

Nooooo, Nigel is an nice bloke!  Thumbs:

Nigel's actual words were "thank god for Cyprus. Otherwise the thrush would be here permanently.  Let's go and have a ciggie while he tries to find his cock in toilets. "

Cock or cook......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 02:13:05 PM
Happy Birthday mate!  Thumbs:

Didn't TMR introduce you to Nigel....... rubschin:

No, I introduced him... but Nigel thought he was a c**t....

TMR said something similar........ whistle:

Nooooo, Nigel is an nice bloke!  Thumbs:

Nigel's actual words were "thank god for Cyprus. Otherwise the thrush would be here permanently.  Let's go and have a ciggie while he tries to find his cock in toilets. "

happy001
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 03:25:21 PM
I baked you a cake like....  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Flh7wnctzp%2Fcake.jpg&hash=8aa8ce6ed753a06ce66f870dc5482128bcd3bd6b) (http://postimg.org/image/lh7wnctzp/)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 04:44:24 PM
I baked you a cake like....  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Flh7wnctzp%2Fcake.jpg&hash=8aa8ce6ed753a06ce66f870dc5482128bcd3bd6b) (http://postimg.org/image/lh7wnctzp/)

Fank ewe :o
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 30, 2013, 05:42:46 PM
Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: boogs on April 30, 2013, 05:56:28 PM
Happy birthday !!!! hope you are having a great day   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2013, 07:59:11 PM
Feel a bit bloated now :o
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 08:01:45 PM
Feel a bit bloated now :o

Time for shots...... :thumbsup:  I would say shorts but people will take the piss out of you ......
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2013, 08:25:36 PM
Feel a bit bloated now :o

Time for shots...... :thumbsup:  I would say shorts but people will take the piss out of you ......

It is his birfday.....leave the little fucker alone.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2013, 08:49:37 PM
Feel a bit bloated now :o

Blootered more like  ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday TMR
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 30, 2013, 09:09:37 PM
A bit late on parade but hope that you have had a great day and an even better evening.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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