| Party | Candidate |
| BNP | |
| Conservative | |
| Couldn't give a flying fuck Party | Miss Creant |
| Green Party | Darwins Selection |
| Independent | Uncle Mort |
| Labour | |
| Lib Dem | |
| Plaid Cymru | |
| Raving Monster Loony | |
| Sinn Fein | |
| Scottish Nationalist | |
| Slumber Party | Miss Demeanour |
| UKIP | Barman |
| x TBD | |
| y TBD | |
| x TBD | |
Notice is hereby given that:
1. A poll for the election of a county councillor for the IIRC Surrey? County Council division of Bickering will be held on THURSDAY 2 MAY 2013, between the hours of whenever I get round to it am and sometime around 10:00 PM
2. Nominations for Candidates are invited on a first come first nabbed basis and will be listed alphabetically by party
Party Candidate BNP Conservative Green Party Independent Labour Lib Dem Plaid CymruLiberal Raving Monster Loony Sinn Fein Scottish Nationalist UKIP Barman x TBD y TBD x TBD
I copied yours
I copied yours
lol: lol: lol:
You will be hearing from my solicitor.... evil:
can I represent the Slumber Party please :thumbsup:
can I represent the Slumber Party please :thumbsup:Indeed you can
can I represent the Slumber Party please :thumbsup:Indeed you can
But who will be the Voddy party candidate?
If Misty so wishes. But she has to say so herselfcan I represent the Slumber Party please :thumbsup:Indeed you can
But who will be the Voddy party candidate?
Miss T......... noooo:
| Party | Candidate |
| BNP | |
| Conservative | |
| Green Party | |
| Independent | |
| Labour | |
| Lib Dem | |
| Plaid CymruLiberal | |
| Raving Monster Loony | |
| Sinn Fein | |
| Scottish Nationalist | |
| Slumber Party | Miss Demeanour |
| UKIP | Barman |
| x TBD | |
| y TBD | |
| x TBD | |
If Misty so wishes. But she has to say so herselfcan I represent the Slumber Party please :thumbsup:Indeed you can
But who will be the Voddy party candidate?
Miss T......... noooo:
Party Candidate BNP Conservative Green Party Independent Labour Lib Dem Plaid CymruLiberal Raving Monster Loony Sinn Fein Scottish Nationalist Slumber Party Miss Demeanour UKIP Barman x TBD y TBD x TBD
. .You should stand for the post sniping party. That was there for all of 10 seconds before I fixed it evil:
Mss D .........has she got married ...... eeek:
. .You should stand for the post sniping party. That was there for all of 10 seconds before I fixed it evil:
Mss D .........has she got married ...... eeek:
pologies to Miss D for my dreadful tiping
Nick is the obvious candidate for Monster Raving Loony...
Nick is the obvious candidate for Monster Raving Loony...
I fecking said that! cussing:
Nick is the obvious candidate for Monster Raving Loony...
I fecking said that! cussing:
I was merely seconding your nomination 8)
Put me up for an Independent. I subscribe to the Groucho Mark opinion about joining organisations.:thumbsup:
| Party | Candidate |
| BNP | |
| Conservative | |
| Green Party | |
| Independent | Uncle Mort |
| Labour | |
| Lib Dem | |
| Plaid Cymru | |
| Raving Monster Loony | |
| Sinn Fein | |
| Scottish Nationalist | |
| Slumber Party | Miss Demeanour |
| UKIP | Barman |
| x TBD | |
| y TBD | |
| x TBD | |
I will stand for the Greens.:thumbsup:
Not through any conviction, it just seems the least inappropriate.
| Party | Candidate |
| BNP | |
| Conservative | |
| Green Party | Darwins Selection |
| Independent | Uncle Mort |
| Labour | |
| Lib Dem | |
| Plaid Cymru | |
| Raving Monster Loony | |
| Sinn Fein | |
| Scottish Nationalist | |
| Slumber Party | Miss Demeanour |
| UKIP | Barman |
| x TBD | |
| y TBD | |
| x TBD | |
I will stand for the Greens.:thumbsup:
Not through any conviction, it just seems the least inappropriate.
Party Candidate BNP Conservative Green Party Darwins Selection Independent Uncle Mort Labour Lib Dem Plaid Cymru Raving Monster Loony Sinn Fein Scottish Nationalist Slumber Party Miss Demeanour UKIP Barman x TBD y TBD x TBD
Only if she and he say so
Only if she and he say so
Boogs said it on this thread...... rubschin: rubschin:
Has your ballot box been interfered with ? rubschin:
Has your ballot box been interfered with ? rubschin:If it was I never felt a thing which is very worrying cry:
Any of the candidates want to prepare and post up their manifestos?
I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.
Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above. Sinister:
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.
Yep that should just about cover it. eveilgrin:
Any of the candidates want to prepare and post up their manifestos?
I promise free booze, free food, free intermong access lapdancers for the blokes and male strippers for the gerls... Thumbs:
Any of the candidates want to prepare and post up their manifestos?
I promise free booze, free food, free intermong access lapdancers for the blokes and male strippers for the gerls... Thumbs:
:thumbsup: That prolly gets my vote. :thumbsup:
I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.
Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above. Sinister:
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.
Yep that should just about cover it. eveilgrin:
Anything fer free like...? rubschin:
I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.
Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above. Sinister:
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.
Yep that should just about cover it. eveilgrin:
Anything fer free like...? rubschin:
Oh indeedy do yes, the 'right royal shafting' is free of charge. angel1 angel1 However to cover my expenses and the mortgage on my secondmansionhome whistle: I will need to tax you all heavily on your attempts to staunch theflow emanating from your wounds. Furthermore I will tax BM's audience for several things I just not sure what yet. rubschin:deluge
I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.
Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above. Sinister:
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.
Yep that should just about cover it. eveilgrin:
Anything fer free like...? rubschin:
Oh indeedy do yes, the 'right royal shafting' is free of charge. angel1 angel1 However to cover my expenses and the mortgage on my secondmansionhome whistle: I will need to tax you all heavily on your attempts to staunch theflow emanating from your wounds. Furthermore I will tax BM's audience for several things I just not sure what yet. rubschin:deluge
I don't think you've quite got the hang of this electioneering thing..... noooo:
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I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.
Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above. Sinister:
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.
Yep that should just about cover it. eveilgrin:
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You've nicked Miss C's bannner whistle:
I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.
Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above. Sinister:
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.
Yep that should just about cover it. eveilgrin:
But we want ch
It will feel like a change. Oh and I would like my banner back or else the story about you the goat and the cute kitten gets leaked to the red tops. angel1
I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.:thumbsup: and may I say a truly inspiring manfesto Miss C, as is Barman's
. . .
| Party | Candidate |
| BNP | |
| Conservative | |
| Couldn't give a flying fuck Party | Miss Creant |
| Green Party | Darwins Selection |
| Independent | Uncle Mort |
| Labour | |
| Lib Dem | |
| Plaid Cymru | |
| Raving Monster Loony | |
| Sinn Fein | |
| Scottish Nationalist | |
| Slumber Party | Miss Demeanour |
| UKIP | Barman |
| x TBD | |
| y TBD | |
| x TBD | |
I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.:thumbsup: and may I say a truly inspiring manfesto Miss C, as is Barman's
. . .
Party Candidate BNP Conservative Couldn't give a flying fuck Party Miss Creant Green Party Darwins Selection Independent Uncle Mort Labour Lib Dem Plaid Cymru Raving Monster Loony Sinn Fein Scottish Nationalist Slumber Party Miss Demeanour UKIP Barman x TBD y TBD x TBD Couldn't give a flying fuck Party Miss Creant
Oh flying fuck Banghead, can't get the staff you know. It will be fixed, ta
I have no manifesto. Vote for me and I promise not to do anything :thumbsup::thumbsup:
I'm offering double-free-stuff for a limited period only like.... Thumbs:
I'm offering double-free-stuff for a limited period only like.... Thumbs:We need a questions to the candidates thread to check the level of candidate disreputabily
I'm offering double-free-stuff for a limited period only like.... Thumbs:We need a questions to the candidates thread to check the level of candidate disreputabily
Not sure I can be arsed though
| Party | Candidate |
| Couldn't give a flying fuck Party | Miss Creant |
| Green Party | Darwins Selection |
| Independent | Uncle Mort |
| Slumber Party | Miss Demeanour |
| UKIP | Barman |
| Party | Candidate |
| BNP | |
| Conservative | |
| Labour | |
| Lib Dem | |
| Plaid Cymru | |
| Raving Monster Loony | |
| Sinn Fein | |
| Scottish Nationalist | |
Sneaky BM has changed the pub title
Just fecking vote for me or there will be trouble! cussing:Wot? Even slowerer server response times?
Just fecking vote for me or there will be trouble! cussing:Wot? Even slowerer server response times?
Just fecking vote for me or there will be trouble! cussing:Wot? Even slowerer server response times?
point:
gotta love the attempt at intimidation. pathead: you may get some pity votes.
Just fecking vote for me or there will be trouble! cussing:Wot? Even slowerer server response times?
point:
gotta love the attempt at intimidation. pathead: you may get some pity votes.
Wot could be betterer than free stuff? evil:
Just fecking vote for me or there will be trouble! cussing:Wot? Even slowerer server response times?
point:
gotta love the attempt at intimidation. pathead: you may get some pity votes.
Wot could be betterer than free stuff? evil:
More free stuff...... :thumbsup:
Just fecking vote for me or there will be trouble! cussing:Wot? Even slowerer server response times?
point:
gotta love the attempt at intimidation. pathead: you may get some pity votes.
Wot could be betterer than free stuff? evil:
More free stuff...... :thumbsup:
Consider it done! Thumbs:
Just fecking vote for me or there will be trouble! cussing:Wot? Even slowerer server response times?
point:
gotta love the attempt at intimidation. pathead: you may get some pity votes.
Wot could be betterer than free stuff? evil:
More free stuff...... :thumbsup:
Consider it done! Thumbs:
Could be a winner.......
. . .
Wot could be betterer than free stuff? evil: