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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Brat on April 24, 2013, 01:52:44 PM
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Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.
its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting
and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.
she even maid him a cake. I never get cake
old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare
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Young people should be seen and not heard evil:
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she sounds like my mum. ME ME ME Thats her. i keep calling childline but they are useless. its not fare
she had a new bathroom last week. wheres mY IPAD. she spends hours bubbling herself and primping and stuff like that so thats why she wonted it, just to smell nice
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
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she sounds like my mum. ME ME ME Thats her. i keep calling childline but they are useless. its not fare
she had a new bathroom last week. wheres mY IPAD. she spends hours bubbling herself and primping and stuff like that so thats why she wonted it, just to smell nice
OK Nick, hand me my £5 - you really should cure yourself of your capitalisation issues if you want to play Billy Suggers undetected you know
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
Strange how you're never far away when 'The Brat'posts, IS IT? whistle:
Really need to polish up in the spelling dept too for an 'alledged' GCSE student.<cough> whistle:
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Ur all horid and its not fare
All she dos is eat choc and drink vodd and cook nice food for hiom and crap like pasta stiff for me. oooo aqnd the new bath, full off smellies.
its child abuse and i no my rights from school
get nowere here, got to revise my inglish and stuf
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Yes Nick, anything you say dear. ::)
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Yes Nick, anything you say dear. ::)
:thumbsup: ::)
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
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Young people should be seen and not heard evil:
No it's "women should be obscene not heard"....... noooo:
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Young people should be seen and not heard evil:
No it's "women should be obscene not heard"....... noooo:
happy001 Typical...... eeek:
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Young people should be seen and not heard evil:
No it's "women should be obscene not heard"....... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:
You could buy an extra card like.... whistle:
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:
You could buy an extra card like.... whistle:
Buy? Some mistook shurely
Do think Nick should take special care. One day on his eternal search for a shower he will call on Demeanour Towers. The door creaks slowly open but tis not Miss D but the Brat who stands there. And in one hand will be Miss D's multi bladed attack axe, in the other her phone filled with text messages from her mates who've been following "The Brat" posts with glee. The anger boils, the grip tightens on the axe, one quick swing and Nick is . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . next escipode of this story will follow shortly
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Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.
its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting
and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.
she even maid him a cake. I never get cake
old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare
Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had played her cards right... sad24:
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Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.
its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting
and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.
she even maid him a cake. I never get cake
old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare
Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had
played her cards right... sad24:
happy001
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Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.
its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting
and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.
she even maid him a cake. I never get cake
old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare
Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had
played her cards right... sad24:
happy001
evil:
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
I hate to disappoint you Steve but the C stands for celebrity not crackpot. whistle:
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
I hate to disappoint you Steve but the C stands for celebrity not crackpot. whistle:
ah, is that what they mean by the C word....? am all confused now.
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This isn't going to end well. noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:
You could buy an extra card like.... whistle:
Buy? Some mistook shurely
Do think Nick should take special care. One day on his eternal search for a shower he will call on Demeanour Towers. The door creaks slowly open but tis not Miss D but the Brat who stands there. And in one hand will be Miss D's multi bladed attack axe, in the other her phone filled with text messages from her mates who've been following "The Brat" posts with glee. The anger boils, the grip tightens on the axe, one quick swing and Nick is . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . next escipode of this story will follow shortly
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