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Title: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: The Brat on April 24, 2013, 01:52:44 PM
Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.

its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting

and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.

she even maid him a cake. I never get cake

old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2013, 02:21:03 PM
Young people should be seen and not heard  evil:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: The Brat on April 24, 2013, 02:30:53 PM
she sounds like my mum. ME ME ME Thats her. i keep calling childline but they are useless. its not fare

she had a new bathroom last week. wheres mY IPAD. she spends hours bubbling herself and primping and stuff like that so thats why she wonted it, just to smell nice
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2013, 03:04:43 PM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 24, 2013, 04:07:53 PM
she sounds like my mum. ME ME ME Thats her. i keep calling childline but they are useless. its not fare

she had a new bathroom last week. wheres mY IPAD. she spends hours bubbling herself and primping and stuff like that so thats why she wonted it, just to smell nice

OK Nick, hand me my £5 - you really should cure yourself of your capitalisation issues if you want to play Billy Suggers undetected you know
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2013, 04:15:22 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 04:18:39 PM
Shrugs:

Strange how you're never far away when 'The Brat'posts, IS IT? whistle:
Really need to polish up in the spelling dept too for an 'alledged'  GCSE student.<cough> whistle:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: The Brat on April 24, 2013, 04:26:56 PM
Ur all horid and its not fare

All she dos is eat choc and drink vodd and cook nice food for hiom and crap like pasta stiff for me. oooo aqnd the new bath, full off smellies.
its child abuse and i no my rights from school

get nowere here, got to revise my inglish and stuf
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 04:32:31 PM
Yes Nick, anything you say dear. ::)
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: boogs on April 24, 2013, 04:38:07 PM
Yes Nick, anything you say dear. ::)

 :thumbsup:   ::)
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 04:48:36 PM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: boogs on April 24, 2013, 04:55:10 PM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

 noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2013, 05:23:46 PM
Young people should be seen and not heard  evil:

No it's "women should be obscene not heard"....... noooo:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: boogs on April 24, 2013, 06:30:47 PM
Young people should be seen and not heard  evil:

No it's "women should be obscene not heard"....... noooo:

  happy001    Typical...... eeek:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:21:35 PM
Young people should be seen and not heard  evil:

No it's "women should be obscene not heard"....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 07:31:46 PM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

 noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:

Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:34:37 PM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

 noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:

You could buy an extra card like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 07:48:31 PM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

 noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:

You could buy an extra card like....  whistle:
Buy?    Some mistook shurely

Do think Nick should take special care.  One day on his eternal search for a shower he will call on Demeanour Towers.  The door creaks slowly open but tis not Miss D but the Brat who stands there.  And in one hand will be Miss D's multi bladed attack axe, in the other her phone filled with text messages from her mates who've been following "The Brat" posts with glee.  The anger boils, the grip tightens on the axe, one quick swing and Nick is  . . . . . . . .





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Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Pirate on April 24, 2013, 08:21:40 PM
Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.

its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting

and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.

she even maid him a cake. I never get cake

old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare

Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had played her cards right... sad24:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: tel on April 24, 2013, 09:55:19 PM
Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.

its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting

and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.

she even maid him a cake. I never get cake

old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare

Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had
played her cards right... sad24:

 happy001
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Pirate on April 24, 2013, 10:23:47 PM
Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.

its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting

and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.

she even maid him a cake. I never get cake

old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare

Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had
played her cards right... sad24:

 happy001

 evil:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2013, 10:55:36 PM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

I hate to disappoint you Steve but the C stands for celebrity not crackpot.  whistle:
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Misty on April 24, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

I hate to disappoint you Steve but the C stands for celebrity not crackpot.  whistle:



ah, is that what they mean by the C word....? am all confused now.
Title: Re: Old woman with boyfrends
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 04:32:05 AM
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

 noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:

You could buy an extra card like....  whistle:
Buy?    Some mistook shurely

Do think Nick should take special care.  One day on his eternal search for a shower he will call on Demeanour Towers.  The door creaks slowly open but tis not Miss D but the Brat who stands there.  And in one hand will be Miss D's multi bladed attack axe, in the other her phone filled with text messages from her mates who've been following "The Brat" posts with glee.  The anger boils, the grip tightens on the axe, one quick swing and Nick is  . . . . . . . .





 . . . . . . . next escipode of this story will follow shortly

 scared2: