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Title: Pure terror
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2013, 04:23:03 PM: I am going to a meeting in London on Tuesday to sell a service to them. I am told the group we are talking to is "hostile". eeek:

I am then told that I have to lead the pitch. eeek:

I now learn it is to a group of radical lesbian feminists. scared2:

I have to lead it because my female colleague is too scared to do it. scared2: scared2:

Why? Because she has met them before. scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2013, 04:30:10 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthereisnocavalry.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F08%2Fgrayson-perry.jpg&hash=c6579c7a299cc1f09c757318e40f369898c0b6df)

Grayson Perry manages to win the wimmin over ... take a tip from him whistle:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2013, 04:32:38 PM: Many years ago I found myself addressing an audience of radical lesbian feminists in London. I hadn't been warned evil:

I used the word "penetration" at one point. noooo:

I still wake up screaming scared2:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2013, 04:52:03 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Many years ago I found myself addressing an audience of radical lesbian feminists in London. I hadn't been warned evil:

I used the word "penetration" at one point. noooo:

I still wake up screaming scared2:

noooo:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 04:56:00 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Many years ago I found myself addressing an audience of radical lesbian feminists in London. I hadn't been warned evil:

I used the word "penetration" at one point. noooo:

I still wake up screaming scared2:

pathead:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 23, 2013, 05:41:49 PM: Could you not mince a bit and talk in a pouffy voice so that they think you are fond of packing fudge?

That might work - kindred spirits and all that . . . .
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2013, 05:45:12 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 23, 2013, 05:47:38 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 05:45:12 PM
evil:

Gayer: go on - you know you want to . . . .
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2013, 05:54:26 PM: Wear dungarees and big boots. introduce yourself as Nicola in a loud falsetto voice. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2013, 05:56:55 PM: You are Pink Sis and I claim my £5 ::)
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2013, 05:58:18 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 05:56:55 PM
You are Pink Sis and I claim my £5 ::)
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2013, 05:59:29 PM: This may help put you in the mindset Nick

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2313384/Would-YOUR-man-wear-frilly-knickers-HommeMystere-launch-lingerie-line-lacy-thongs-bras-MEN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2313384/Would-YOUR-man-wear-frilly-knickers-HommeMystere-launch-lingerie-line-lacy-thongs-bras-MEN.html)

whistle:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Misty on April 23, 2013, 06:06:02 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2013, 05:59:29 PM
This may help put you in the mindset Nick

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2313384/Would-YOUR-man-wear-frilly-knickers-HommeMystere-launch-lingerie-line-lacy-thongs-bras-MEN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2313384/Would-YOUR-man-wear-frilly-knickers-HommeMystere-launch-lingerie-line-lacy-thongs-bras-MEN.html)

whistle:

I don't want to know how or why you stumbled across that site. noooo:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2013, 06:07:49 PM: How is yer sunburn? eyes:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2013, 06:17:48 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 23, 2013, 06:06:02 PM
I don't want to know how or why you stumbled across that site. noooo:

Browsing the the mail online home page noooo:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Misty on April 23, 2013, 06:21:33 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 06:07:49 PM
How is yer sunburn? eyes:

don't get excited honey, I look like fucking Rudolf.
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2013, 06:26:57 PM: Valentino?? eeek:
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 11:28:23 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Many years ago I found myself addressing an audience of radical lesbian feminists in London. I hadn't been warned evil:

I used the word "penetration" at one point. noooo:

I still wake up screaming scared2:
And probably they do too

Can I suggest you rename yourself Nicola for this upcoming meeting (oh and don't say "upcoming" either)
Title: Re: Pure terror
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 04:26:52 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2013, 11:28:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Many years ago I found myself addressing an audience of radical lesbian feminists in London. I hadn't been warned evil:

I used the word "penetration" at one point. noooo:

I still wake up screaming scared2:
And probably they do too

Can I suggest you rename yourself Nicola for this upcoming meeting (oh and don't say "upcoming" either)

He could say he is 'moving forward' with his gender change.... whistle: