The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on April 17, 2013, 11:45:29 AM
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I can clearly recall saying "to be my lawful wedded Wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my troth."
BUT I do not remember anything about filling her car with petrol, oil, water OR a single word about it being my job to take it to ATS to get a puncture repaired!
How can she come out of work, notice that her front offside "Looks a bit flat" and drive home passing 3 garages with air pumps, and the aforementioned ATS tyre and exhaust centre, all with the RAC roadside recovery/repair sticker on the windscreen, just to tell me that I need to take her bloody car to get the tyre fixed. cussing:
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They are trained by their mothers. See also: Mrs Nick, The Brat, THW, Mrs Grwoler, Foggy...... I could go on whistle:
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You have to feel like you have some use whistle:
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Does anyone know what she is on about? Shrugs:
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Does anyone know what she is on about? Shrugs:
Christ?
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They are trained by their mothers. See also: Mrs Nick, The Brat, THW, Mrs Grwoler, Foggy...... I could go on whistle:
Oi! I even change tyres I will have you know! (quite often too) noooo:
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Vehicles dear, not your doomed weight loss programme ::)
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Vehicles dear, not your doomed weight loss programme ::)
lol: lol:
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scared2: scared:
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Fuck off the pair of you. evil:
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Potty mouth noooo:
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knobweasel
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Now, now children.... nonono:
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Now, now children.... nonono:
he started it.