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Title: Condolence books
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2013, 12:37:26 PM
I am thoroughly sick to the back teeth of the fuss and furore over this bloody funeral .

Coming into work this morning a table had been put right at the entrance of the foyer. Hooge bunch of flowers and a condolence book . Oh FFS  Banghead

Then some fluffers or Guardians of the book were standing there outraged at some of the comments that had been entered in there.

This is local government - what on earth did they expect  noooo:

What happens to these books . Who bothers to read them ? Where is the paper pyramid  tribute to Diana , Prince of Wails ?

Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 01:20:04 PM
I am thoroughly sick to the back teeth of the fuss and furore over this bloody funeral .

Coming into work this morning a table had been put right at the entrance of the foyer. Hooge bunch of flowers and a condolence book . Oh FFS  Banghead

Then some fluffers or Guardians of the book were standing there outraged at some of the comments that had been entered in there.

This is local government - what on earth did they expect  noooo:

What happens to these books . Who bothers to read them ? Where is the paper pyramid  tribute to Diana , Prince of Wails ?

I couldn't agree more...

What in the world would make you want to stop and write in one...? What would the point be...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2013, 01:21:53 PM
The Unison fanatic has written 2 pages worth of blurb in it. Not sure the family will want to read it though  lol:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 01:22:28 PM
So the deceased can look down and feel loved......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 01:23:40 PM
You could write

"to whichever mug has to sort out where this book goes you can still buy paper brickette making machines on EBay"



Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 01:25:46 PM
The Unison fanatic has written 2 pages worth of blurb in it. Not sure the family will want to read it though  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 02:27:54 PM
So what did Miss D write?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 02:34:12 PM
So what did Miss D write?  rubschin:

Perhaps it is why she wants something with the 'C' werd on...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 02:35:46 PM
No, I think that is for Sven. Or the Brat?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2013, 03:01:16 PM
I am thoroughly sick to the back teeth of the fuss and furore over this bloody funeral .

Coming into work this morning a table had been put right at the entrance of the foyer. Hooge bunch of flowers and a condolence book . Oh FFS  Banghead

Then some fluffers or Guardians of the book were standing there outraged at some of the comments that had been entered in there.

This is local government - what on earth did they expect  noooo:

What happens to these books . Who bothers to read them ? Where is the paper pyramid  tribute to Diana , Prince of Wails ?

Good grief you finally did the mad ex in. eeek:  Can't say I blame you.  Where do I sign?
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 03:03:30 PM
I am thoroughly sick to the back teeth of the fuss and furore over this bloody funeral .

Coming into work this morning a table had been put right at the entrance of the foyer. Hooge bunch of flowers and a condolence book . Oh FFS  Banghead

Then some fluffers or Guardians of the book were standing there outraged at some of the comments that had been entered in there.

This is local government - what on earth did they expect  noooo:

What happens to these books . Who bothers to read them ? Where is the paper pyramid  tribute to Diana , Prince of Wails ?

Good grief you finally did the mad ex in. eeek:  Can't say I blame you.  Where do I sign?

 eeek:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 03:04:44 PM
I am thoroughly sick to the back teeth of the fuss and furore over this bloody funeral .

Coming into work this morning a table had been put right at the entrance of the foyer. Hooge bunch of flowers and a condolence book . Oh FFS  Banghead

Then some fluffers or Guardians of the book were standing there outraged at some of the comments that had been entered in there.

This is local government - what on earth did they expect  noooo:

What happens to these books . Who bothers to read them ? Where is the paper pyramid  tribute to Diana , Prince of Wails ?

Good grief you finally did the mad ex in. eeek:  Can't say I blame you.  Where do I sign?

 ;D ;D

Where is her alibi........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 03:05:41 PM
I am thoroughly sick to the back teeth of the fuss and furore over this bloody funeral .

Coming into work this morning a table had been put right at the entrance of the foyer. Hooge bunch of flowers and a condolence book . Oh FFS  Banghead

Then some fluffers or Guardians of the book were standing there outraged at some of the comments that had been entered in there.

This is local government - what on earth did they expect  noooo:

What happens to these books . Who bothers to read them ? Where is the paper pyramid  tribute to Diana , Prince of Wails ?

Good grief you finally did the mad ex in. eeek:  Can't say I blame you.  Where do I sign?

 ;D ;D

Where is her alibi........ rubschin:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 03:07:25 PM
And she is doing building work........ eeek:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2013, 03:08:54 PM
I am thoroughly sick to the back teeth of the fuss and furore over this bloody funeral .

Coming into work this morning a table had been put right at the entrance of the foyer. Hooge bunch of flowers and a condolence book . Oh FFS  Banghead

Then some fluffers or Guardians of the book were standing there outraged at some of the comments that had been entered in there.

This is local government - what on earth did they expect  noooo:

What happens to these books . Who bothers to read them ? Where is the paper pyramid  tribute to Diana , Prince of Wails ?

Good grief you finally did the mad ex in. eeek:  Can't say I blame you.  Where do I sign?

 ;D ;D

Where is her alibi........ rubschin:

Down the back of her sofa?  In the fridge/washing machine? Those are the places that I would look first.  Then you can do the nooks and crannies/crooks and grannies....
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 03:10:31 PM
And she is doing building work........ eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2013, 03:51:04 PM
And she is doing building work........ eeek:
"The bath is rather high up and it smells funny"
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 03:54:46 PM
And she is doing building work........ eeek:
"The bath is rather high up and it smells funny"

You are John George Haigh... I claim my rubber gloves....  scared2:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 03:57:07 PM
And she is doing building work........ eeek:
"The bath is rather high up and it smells funny"

That would be The Brat under the new tiles  noooo:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2013, 09:22:38 PM
I have not done her in yet ...but after last week I wouldn't think twice  evil:
Title: Re: Condolence books
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 09:23:43 PM
I have not done her in yet ...but after last week I wouldn't think twice  evil:

 scared: