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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on April 11, 2013, 07:15:31 AM
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All nice and ready like.... Popcorn:
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Delivery due today - which means the Brat finds out today . All manner of disgust will be displayed at money being spent on something that is not her. Coupled with the fact that she won't be able to have a bath for several days . How is she to make herself beautiful for school ? whistle:
Works start on Tuesday sick2:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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Delivery due today - which means the Brat finds out today . All manner of disgust will be displayed at money being spent on something that is not her. Coupled with the fact that she won't be able to have a bath for several days . How is she to make herself beautiful for school ? whistle:
Works start on Tuesday sick2:
scared2:
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So got a text yesterday that said bathroom would be delivered between 8.36 am and 11.36 am eeek: rubschin:
They arrived at 11.36 eeek:
Tiles also due to be delivered today. Email yesterday to say delivery will take place before 1pm today.
They arrived at 12 eeek:
scared2:
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So got a text yesterday that said bathroom would be delivered between 8.36 am and 11.36 am eeek: rubschin:
They arrived at 11.36 eeek:
Tiles also due to be delivered today. Email yesterday to say delivery will take place before 1pm today.
They arrived at 12 eeek:
scared2:
Shocked:
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Delivery due today - which means the Brat finds out today . All manner of disgust will be displayed at money being spent on something that is not her. Coupled with the fact that she won't be able to have a bath for several days . How is she to make herself beautiful for school ? whistle:
Works start on Tuesday sick2:
When you say'work starts on Tuesday' do you mean on the brat or the bathroom? rubschin:
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Delivery due today - which means the Brat finds out today . All manner of disgust will be displayed at money being spent on something that is not her. Coupled with the fact that she won't be able to have a bath for several days . How is she to make herself beautiful for school ? whistle:
Works start on Tuesday sick2:
When you say'work starts on Tuesday' do you mean on the brat or the bathroom? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Either way, it's gonna be messy noooo:
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The Brat had an almighty hissy fit yesterday when she waslked in and saw all the stuff.
Apparently this constitutes extravagant spending that is eating into her funds !!!
::)
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The Brat had an almighty hissy fit yesterday when she waslked in and saw all the stuff.
Apparently this constitutes extravagant spending that is eating into her funds !!!
::)
Tell her not to worry, you are having her very own bog built for her in a hut down the garden.
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The Brat had an almighty hissy fit yesterday when she waslked in and saw all the stuff.
Apparently this constitutes extravagant spending that is eating into her funds !!!
::)
Tell her not to worry, you are having her very own bog built for her in a hut down the garden.
My Gran had an outside carzy next to the jigger wall, with a nail on the wall for hanging arse wipe owld newspaper. cloud9:
Tell you's. There was NEVER a que for it in the winter. lol:
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The Brat had an almighty hissy fit yesterday when she waslked in and saw all the stuff.
Apparently this constitutes extravagant spending that is eating into her funds !!!
::)
noooo:
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My Gran had an outside carzy next to the jigger wall, with a nail on the wall for hanging arse wipe owld newspaper. cloud9:
Tell you's. There was NEVER a que for it in the winter. lol:
All together now:
"You were lucky"
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My Gran had an outside carzy next to the jigger wall, with a nail on the wall for hanging arse wipe owld newspaper. cloud9:
Tell you's. There was NEVER a que for it in the winter. lol:
All together now:
"You were lucky"
happy001
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The Brat had an almighty hissy fit yesterday when she waslked in and saw all the stuff.
Apparently this constitutes extravagant spending that is eating into her funds !!!
::)
Tell her not to worry, you are having her very own bog built for her in a hut down the garden.
lol: lol: lol:
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I'm dreading the chaos scared2:
I will have to go to the gym ...to use the shower like whistle:
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I'm dreading the chaos scared2:
I will have to go to the gym ...to use the shower like whistle:
What are you having done exactly like...?
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I'm dreading the chaos scared2:
I will have to go to the gym ...to use the shower like whistle:
What are you having done exactly like...?
Exercise ........I guess........... ::)
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I'm dreading the chaos scared2:
I will have to go to the gym ...to use the shower like whistle:
What are you having done exactly like...?
Exercise ........I guess........... ::)
Boom-tish! lol:
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I'm dreading the chaos scared2:
I will have to go to the gym ...to use the shower like whistle:
What are you having done exactly like...?
New bath / shower/ wc/ basin/ tiling / flooring / wall cabinet / accesories etc
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I'm dreading the chaos scared2:
I will have to go to the gym ...to use the shower like whistle:
What are you having done exactly like...?
New bath / shower/ wc/ basin/ tiling / flooring / wall cabinet / accesories etc
No need for a mess then... Thumbs:
Strip it all out and put it all back in the right order like... no messing about....
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Thass why a man has been got in :thumbsup:
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Thass why a man has been got in :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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Definitely Thumbs: hopefully this one won't find dry rot like wot the man that did our bathroom did
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Thass why a man has been got in :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Sven? eeek:
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I'm dreading the chaos scared2:
I will have to go to the gym ...to use the shower like whistle:
What are you having done exactly like...?
New bath / shower/ wc/ basin/ tiling / flooring / wall cabinet / accesories etc
oooooo girly question time. Colours/design/accesories. Need to know. Popcorn:
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Wimmin ::)
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I'm dreading the chaos scared2:
I will have to go to the gym ...to use the shower like whistle:
What are you having done exactly like...?
New bath / shower/ wc/ basin/ tiling / flooring / wall cabinet / accesories etc
oooooo girly question time. Colours/design/accesories. Need to know. Popcorn:
Piccies on completion to please :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nick don't even attempt to understand us ... You will fail... noooo:
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We will still pee on the seat............ :thumbsup:
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And the floor redface:
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And in the shower... redface:
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And in the shower... redface:
When you are not showering .......... noooo:
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And in the shower... redface:
When you are not showering .......... noooo:
redface:
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And in the shower... redface:
When you are not showering .......... noooo:
redface:
filthy bastards. noooo:
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And in the shower... redface:
When you are not showering .......... noooo:
redface:
filthy bastards. noooo:
I had to steam clean ours after you two left.... noooo:
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So ..it has begun scared2:
Informed the brat last night she would be without bath now for a few days.
Predicted reaction of infringment of human rights etc ::)
Then this morning when she saw I was going to give Mark the plumber a key she went nuts again.......apparently he is going to go through her underwear noooo:
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So ..it has begun scared2:
Informed the brat last night she would be without bath now for a few days.
Predicted reaction of infringment of human rights etc ::)
Then this morning when she saw I was going to give Mark the plumber a key she went nuts again.......apparently he is going to go through her underwear noooo:
Don't forget to tell her about him wiring up a secret bathroom camera. eveilgrin:
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So ..it has begun scared2:
Informed the brat last night she would be without bath now for a few days.
Predicted reaction of infringment of human rights etc ::)
Then this morning when she saw I was going to give Mark the plumber a key she went nuts again.......apparently he is going to go through her underwear noooo:
Don't forget to tell her about him wiring up a secret bathroom camera. eveilgrin:
It wouldn't be very secret then would it...? ::)
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^^^ The voice of experience.... eh, eh ;)
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Wonder how they are managing without a khazi rubschin:
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You should ring Miss D up and have the taps running in the background like :thumbsup:
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You should ring Miss D up and have the taps running in the background like :thumbsup:
cold taps.... rubschin:
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You should ring Miss D up and have the taps running in the background like :thumbsup:
eveilgrin:
How does that werk? rubschin:
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^^^ The voice of experience.... eh, eh ;)
redface:
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Toilet still in place. Only thing that is scared2:
Not even the bsthroom door
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And how is the Brat? whistle:
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Disgusted.com noooo:
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Excellent werk :thumbsup: cloud9:
Chatting to The Boy about his GCSEs the other night he volunteered the opinion that Shalkespeare "is quite a good writer" Shocked:
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Toilet still in place. Only thing that is scared2:
Not even the bsthroom door
What tunes you been whistling then rubschin:
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Toilet still in place. Only thing that is scared2:
Not even the bsthroom door
Excellent progress! Thumbs:
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yOU SHOULD REFER HER TO yAHOO aNSWERS whistle:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=ApNw_pcon1mtXPGnKImn.gkcT31G;_ylv=3?sid=396546048 (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=ApNw_pcon1mtXPGnKImn.gkcT31G;_ylv=3?sid=396546048)
eveilgrin:
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And Miss C would have just the right winning answer
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And Miss C would have just the right winning answer
lol: lol: lol:
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Oh noes, I don't mess with real people's minds. angel1
Well, maybe just a tiny weeny little bit.
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Oh noes, I don't mess with real people's minds. angel1
Well, maybe just a tiny weeny little bit.
You are my urology consultant's secretary and I claim my free operation cussing:
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Toilet still in place. Only thing that is scared2:
Not even the bsthroom door
What tunes you been whistling then rubschin:
I can't whistle sad24:
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Toilet still in place. Only thing that is scared2:
Not even the bsthroom door
What tunes you been whistling then rubschin:
I can't whistle sad24:
then sing show tunes Thumbs:
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What show tunes would be appropriate for ablutions ? rubschin:
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Prolly selectioins from Wagner in your case whistle:
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What show tunes would be appropriate for ablutions ? rubschin:
"There's some bright golden Haze in the Bathroom ... " from Oklahoma?
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Spank2:
I was thinking "Ride of the Valkyries" whistle:
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Chamber music... Thumbs:
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Chamber music... Thumbs:
drumroll:
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Anything by Julie Andrex
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Anything by Julie Andrex
drumroll:
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Anything by Julie Andrex
happy001
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Coldplay - Green Izal redface:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs)
noooo:
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Star Trekkin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vPWE2Ebz48#)
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Trumpet Voluntary -- Henry Purcell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z33cGMnT9pY#)
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Max Bygraves - Youre A Pink Toothbrush+ [LYRIC] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mGl2lvL4oY#)
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Music of the Sistine Chapel: Duke Vespers Ensemble Concert Live (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihjQ5VHLdkk#)
Music from the Cistern Chapel.
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Music of the Sistine Chapel: Duke Vespers Ensemble Concert Live (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihjQ5VHLdkk#)
Music from the Cistern Chapel.
lol: lol: lol:
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Music of the Sistine Chapel: Duke Vespers Ensemble Concert Live (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihjQ5VHLdkk#)
Music from the Cistern Chapel.
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Handel's water music.
Airwick on a G-String
Wagner's Ring Cycle
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Music of the Sistine Chapel: Duke Vespers Ensemble Concert Live (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihjQ5VHLdkk#)
Music from the Cistern Chapel.
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Handel's water music.
Airwick on a G-String
Wagner's Ring Cycle
Copland's Fanfare For The Common Man?
(Have we had the Trump–et Voluntary?)
(Or The Sorcerers Arseprentice?)
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Miss D's poor thread.... noooo:
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Ring of fire!
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New toilet in place :thumbsup:
New bath in place :thumbsup:
New basin in place :thumbsup:
New partition wall up :thumbsup:
Taps put on bath and basin :thumbsup:
Boxing in to be done
Shower to be installed
Tiling to be done
Fixtures and fittings
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New toilet in place :thumbsup:
New bath in place :thumbsup:
New basin in place :thumbsup:
New partition wall up :thumbsup:
Taps put on bath and basin :thumbsup:
Boxing in to be done
Shower to be installed
Tiling to be done
Fixtures and fittings
Party001:
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Who are you boxing,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Who are you boxing,,,,,,,, rubschin:
::)
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As of yesterday it is all done eeek:
I have seen the plumber once on the morning he started. Apart from that he has sent me texts to tell me how he is getting on and that he wouldn't be there on Monday.
When I get home in the evening he had gone. But the place was tidy and he had cleaned up after himself.
He left me some post it notes and asked me to stick where I wanted certain stuff.
He wasn't supposed to paint the wall but has done it anyway for me .
Everything looks and works great.
Not one disaster eeek:
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As of yesterday it is all done eeek:
I have seen the plumber once on the morning he started. Apart from that he has sent me texts to tell me how he is getting on and that he wouldn't be there on Monday.
When I get home in the evening he had gone. But the place was tidy and he had cleaned up after himself.
He left me some post it notes and asked me to stick where I wanted certain stuff.
He wasn't supposed to paint the wall but has done it anyway for me .
Everything looks and works great.
Not one disaster eeek:
I won't say "I told you so"... angel1
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Excellent news Miss D.
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As of yesterday it is all done eeek:
I have seen the plumber once on the morning he started. Apart from that he has sent me texts to tell me how he is getting on and that he wouldn't be there on Monday.
When I get home in the evening he had gone. But the place was tidy and he had cleaned up after himself.
He left me some post it notes and asked me to stick where I wanted certain stuff.
He wasn't supposed to paint the wall but has done it anyway for me .
Everything looks and works great.
Not one disaster eeek:
Check yer knicker drawer redface:
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As of yesterday it is all done eeek:
I have seen the plumber once on the morning he started. Apart from that he has sent me texts to tell me how he is getting on and that he wouldn't be there on Monday.
When I get home in the evening he had gone. But the place was tidy and he had cleaned up after himself.
He left me some post it notes and asked me to stick where I wanted certain stuff.
He wasn't supposed to paint the wall but has done it anyway for me .
Everything looks and works great.
Not one disaster eeek:
Check yer knicker drawer redface:
rubschin:
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As of yesterday it is all done eeek:
I have seen the plumber once on the morning he started. Apart from that he has sent me texts to tell me how he is getting on and that he wouldn't be there on Monday.
When I get home in the evening he had gone. But the place was tidy and he had cleaned up after himself.
He left me some post it notes and asked me to stick where I wanted certain stuff.
He wasn't supposed to paint the wall but has done it anyway for me .
Everything looks and works great.
Not one disaster eeek:
Check yer knicker drawer redface:
rubschin:
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JOM! eeek:
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. .He left me some post it notes and asked me to stick where I wanted certain stuff. . . .
So the Brat is walled up behind the bath then?
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It was all going so well.
It would appear I have sprung a leak sad24:
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It was all going so well.
It would appear I have sprung a leak sad24:
noooo:
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It was all going so well.
It would appear I have sprung a leak sad24:
Get the man back in PDQ like - where is the leak from...? rubschin:
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It was all going so well.
It would appear I have sprung a leak sad24:
noooo:
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Dunno ..staining on living room ceiling sad24:
Think it's when the shower or bath water is being discharged
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Dunno ..staining on living room ceiling sad24:
Think it's when the shower or bath water is being discharged
Insurance job......... :thumbsup:
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Oh noooo...plumber is coming back at 8am tomorrow
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Oh noooo...plumber is coming back at 8am tomorrow
Is that why the mirror came off the ceiling........... rubschin:
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happy001
(you pillock APC)
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What can possbly go wrong?
Oh, and Darwin and APC
Spank2: Spank2:
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Believed it to be a leaking radiator valve rubschin:
Hopefully sorted now scared2:
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Believed it to be a leaking radiator valve rubschin:
Hopefully sorted now scared2:
:thumbsup: keep looking at that ceiling.... whistle:
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Mr Thread?