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Title: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
I've got the clumsies this evening!  Banghead

Was painting in the garage (MeMi bits), dropped a teeny-tiny bit of paint on the floor, reached for the clean-up cloth and smashed my full glass of wine all over the floor...  evil:

Got another glass, headed for the kitchen for a refill and smashed that glass all over the floor too...  Angry9:

How can a smashed wine glass possible spread so far? Shrugs:

Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2013, 06:36:25 PM
You are pished and I claim my £5. At least Miss D has the sense to lie down. Like
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2013, 06:37:43 PM
You are pished and I claim my £5. At least Miss D has the sense to lie down. Like

I wish I was... I've spilt more than I have drunk!  redface:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2013, 06:39:46 PM
Well, I am sure LL is sympathetic and caring



 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2013, 06:40:09 PM
You wasted wine....... Shocked:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2013, 07:12:59 PM
To be fair Apey, if it wasn't for the broken glass BM would probably have licked it up off the floor.  whistle:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2013, 07:17:41 PM
To be fair Apey, if it wasn't for the broken glass BM would probably have licked it up off the floor.  whistle:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 07:19:57 PM
I've got the clumsies this evening!  Banghead

Was painting in the garage (MeMi bits), dropped a teeny-tiny bit of paint on the floor, reached for the clean-up cloth and smashed my full glass of wine all over the floor...  evil:

Got another glass, headed for the kitchen for a refill and smashed that glass all over the floor too...  Angry9:

How can a smashed wine glass possible spread so far? Shrugs:


You need to get some o0f those unbreakable, plastic wine glasses.  whistle:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2013, 07:36:23 PM
I've got the clumsies this evening!  Banghead

Was painting in the garage (MeMi bits), dropped a teeny-tiny bit of paint on the floor, reached for the clean-up cloth and smashed my full glass of wine all over the floor...  evil:

Got another glass, headed for the kitchen for a refill and smashed that glass all over the floor too...  Angry9:

How can a smashed wine glass possible spread so far? Shrugs:


You need to get some o0f those unbreakable, plastic wine glasses.  whistle:

LL has given me one.... she has the right arse with me... ::)
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2013, 07:44:06 PM
I've got the clumsies this evening!  Banghead

Was painting in the garage (MeMi bits), dropped a teeny-tiny bit of paint on the floor, reached for the clean-up cloth and smashed my full glass of wine all over the floor...  evil:

Got another glass, headed for the kitchen for a refill and smashed that glass all over the floor too...  Angry9:

How can a smashed wine glass possible spread so far? Shrugs:


You need to get some o0f those unbreakable, plastic wine glasses.  whistle:

LL has given me one.... she has a right arse with me... ::)


 whistle:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Misty on April 08, 2013, 07:47:17 PM
I've got the clumsies this evening!  Banghead

Was painting in the garage (MeMi bits), dropped a teeny-tiny bit of paint on the floor, reached for the clean-up cloth and smashed my full glass of wine all over the floor...  evil:

Got another glass, headed for the kitchen for a refill and smashed that glass all over the floor too...  Angry9:

How can a smashed wine glass possible spread so far? Shrugs:


You need to get some o0f those unbreakable, plastic wine glasses.  whistle:

LL has given me one.... she has the right arse with me... ::)

Be careful, they are not totally unbreakable.  redface:

One more accident and you get given a sippy cup.
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 07:55:58 PM
  . . .
You need to get some o0f those unbreakable, plastic wine glasses.  whistle:

LL has given me one.... she has the right arse with me... ::)

Be careful, they are not totally unbreakable.  redface:

One more accident and you get given a sippy cup.

 lol:


But then we still have a stain on the carpet where guess who dumped a whole glass of red  redface:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2013, 04:35:56 AM
I always have the clumsies.   sad24:

I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.

Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).

Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.

Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.

The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.

All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 09, 2013, 05:37:14 AM

 happy100  Dont worry Miss C, some people made a career how of breaking things and they are being celebrated today for doing such a good job.    rubschin:



Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 06:29:19 AM
I always have the clumsies.   sad24:

I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.

Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).

Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.

Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.

The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.

All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.

My hero!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2013, 06:33:25 AM

 happy100  Dont worry Miss C, some people made a career how of breaking things and they are being celebrated today for doing such a good job.    rubschin:

Ooo does this mean I get to be famous, get to be tarted up in designer clothes and shoes (which I would drop off) and get into the glossy magazines? 

would need to borrow a stately home a baby and a big dog though. rubschin:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2013, 10:11:52 AM
I tend to drop my 'H's' a lot  redface:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 10:13:09 AM
I tend to drop my 'H's' a lot  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2013, 01:38:35 PM
I always have the clumsies.   sad24:

I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.

Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).

Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.

Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.

The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.

All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.

My hero!  cloud9:

I think you got the wrong idea.

We are talking about plates, not you dropping one at the dinner table.  noooo:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 01:40:09 PM
I always have the clumsies.   sad24:

I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.

Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).

Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.

Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.

The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.

All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.

My hero!  cloud9:

I think you got the wrong idea.

We are talking about plates, not you dropping one at the dinner table.  noooo:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 02:00:09 PM
I always have the clumsies.   sad24:

I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.

Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).

Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.

Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.

The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.

All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.

My hero!  cloud9:

I think you got the wrong idea.

We are talking about plates, not you dropping one at the dinner table.  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2013, 02:21:37 PM
Last night Miss T spilt something in the kitchen .....so she mops it up ....announces be careful the floor is wet........10 tens later she goes in the kitchen and I hear the crash ........she is black n blue today....... noooo:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2013, 02:25:33 PM
I do therapeutic Vaseline rubbing at reasonable rates
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Misty on April 17, 2013, 02:47:55 PM
I do therapeutic Vaseline rubbing at reasonable rates

I've bruised my bum.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2013, 02:52:09 PM
Looks up wholesale Vaseline prices on the intermong. Will a gallon do?
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2013, 02:54:32 PM
* sounds predictable response klaxon*
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Misty on April 17, 2013, 03:13:06 PM
love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  sad24: Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse.,  noooo: 
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2013, 03:14:51 PM
love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  sad24: Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse.,  noooo:

 pathead:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Misty on April 17, 2013, 03:19:35 PM
love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  sad24: Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse.,  noooo:

 pathead:


 cloud9: All betterer.
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2013, 03:22:08 PM
love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  sad24: Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse.,  noooo:

 pathead:


 cloud9: All betterer.

Shall I bring your Sour Cream & Onion to Pafos tomorrow...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2013, 03:24:43 PM
love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  sad24: Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse.,  noooo:

 pathead:


 cloud9: All betterer.

Shall I bring your Sour Cream & Onion to Pafos tomorrow...?  whistle:


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2013, 03:27:36 PM
love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  sad24: Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse.,  noooo:

 pathead:


 cloud9: All betterer.

Shall I bring your Sour Cream & Onion to Pafos tomorrow...?  whistle:


 :thumbsup:

Not sure of the time yet... have lots to do from early o'clock....
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 04:48:33 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2013, 04:51:51 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

 ;D
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 04:55:07 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

 ;D

It can't be a drop of more than two feet - yet teeny-tiny fragments have spread throughout the whole village!  cussing:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2013, 04:56:45 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

 ;D

It can't be a drop of more than two feet - yet teeny-tiny fragments have spread throughout the whole village!  cussing:

These floors are not very forgiving.  noooo:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 04:57:23 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

 ;D

It can't be a drop of more than two feet - yet teeny-tiny fragments have spread throughout the whole village!  cussing:

These floors are not very forgiving.  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2013, 05:10:42 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

 ;D

It can't be a drop of more than two feet - yet teeny-tiny fragments have spread throughout the whole village!  cussing:

These floors are not very forgiving.  noooo:

 noooo:

You could get some thick warm carpets throughout the place, that would be nice. Then the glasses would not smash as often and it would be nice for LLs foot.
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2013, 05:50:34 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

Picked up chis and fips last from the village last night. It was 7ish and we didn't want to cook.  We walked in the door laden down with with various bags along with supper in a bag.

The baggage was dumped, plates and cutlery grabbed from cupboards and draws, supper served out and I went to the pantry on pickle patrol.  Gherkins successfully retrieved, eggs successfully retrieved, my pickled onions in balsamic vinegar (not pan fried) dropped  on the floor. Balsamic vinegar, pickling spice and chillies along with glass shards all over the floor.

Pickling spice is full of small round seeds and balsamic vinegar is sticky and a little goes a long was, a lot floods the sodding kitchen.  Mr C and my mother ate some stonking fish and chips I ate the cold and soggy version.  evil:

I will continue cleaning up operations this morning, I didn't do the splashes on the cupboards last night. sad24:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 06:47:15 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

Picked up chis and fips last from the village last night. It was 7ish and we didn't want to cook.  We walked in the door laden down with with various bags along with supper in a bag.

The baggage was dumped, plates and cutlery grabbed from cupboards and draws, supper served out and I went to the pantry on pickle patrol.  Gherkins successfully retrieved, eggs successfully retrieved, my pickled onions in balsamic vinegar (not pan fried) dropped  on the floor. Balsamic vinegar, pickling spice and chillies along with glass shards all over the floor.

Pickling spice is full of small round seeds and balsamic vinegar is sticky and a little goes a long was, a lot floods the sodding kitchen.  Mr C and my mother ate some stonking fish and chips I ate the cold and soggy version.  evil:

I will continue cleaning up operations this morning, I didn't do the splashes on the cupboards last night. sad24:

Plates and cutlery....   noooo:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2013, 07:27:39 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

If LL gets a bit in her good foot ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Clumsiness
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 07:28:52 AM
Smashed another wine glass last night...  noooo:

I was just thinking, "whatever you do, don't knock that glass off the coffee table with your foot"

SMASH!

 evil:

If LL gets a bit in her good foot ......... noooo:

 eeek:

 scared2: