The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
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I have just received this email from my next door neighbour.
I am the treasurer of the Friends of Don Field group. The woman who wrote the email is in her early 40's. I was of the understanding that emails relating to business matters should be composed and written as if one was writing with a pen and some paper.
She has come out with some cracking (Cracking as in 'I don't believe it') emails in the two years that I have know her. This one has just got my goat because I am tired, grumpy and will glow in the dark later. evil: Banghead
Dear RHS Yorkshire in Bloom.
I am the secretary to friends of don feild, I recently received your programme for awards, it was sent to our our meeting place, which is ST jons Church deepcar, they have not looked on this favourable, so any further or future correspondence please can you send to my home address,
xx xxxxxxxxx rd
deepcar
Sheffield
s36 2ed
Many thanks
Mrs chaxxxxx
They have a three year old child and are teaching her computer skills. Yargh: Yargh:
I think tea and the wine are needed this evening. noooo:
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I thought this was about Nick popping in to see you......... redface:
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;D No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:
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Just go round and punch her :thumbsup:
Or reply and ask her to repeat it in English angel1
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Can I do both?
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;D No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:
A likely story.... whistle:
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Can I do both?
Yes, and forward her e mail to me and I will mess with her mind eveilgrin:
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;D No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:
A likely story.... whistle:
It was all very nice. Wee, compulsory collapso and I got my pie dish back cloud9:
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;D No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:
Its a sign I tell you, the end of the world is nigh... eeek:
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;D No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:
A likely story.... whistle:
It was all very nice. Wee, compulsory collapso and I got my pie dish back cloud9:
And the scarf...?
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NO SCARF cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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NO SCARF cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Ooops.... whistle:
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This is one of today's offerings from a daft bint on FB.
Tegan can send emails ..... To Daddy and Mummy Only so pleased to open emails and find this Better than asking Daddy to bring her a drink !!!!
I despair. I did ask her once if English was her second language, I then had to explain what I meant only to be told that I had insulted her and that English was her first language. noooo:
When I say 'language' I use the term very very loosely.
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This is one of today's offerings from a daft bint on FB.
Tegan can send emails ..... To Daddy and Mummy Only so pleased to open emails and find this Better than asking Daddy to bring her a drink !!!!
I despair. I did ask her once if English was her second language, I then had to explain what I meant only to be told that I had insulted her and that English was her first language. noooo:
When I say 'language' I use the term very very loosely.
lol: lol: lol:
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This is one of today's offerings from a daft bint on FB.
Tegan can send emails ..... To Daddy and Mummy Only so pleased to open emails and find this Better than asking Daddy to bring her a drink !!!!
I despair. I did ask her once if English was her second language, I then had to explain what I meant only to be told that I had insulted her and that English was her first language. noooo:
When I say 'language' I use the term very very loosely.
Do I take it that until recently, her hands had been used for walking rather than typing?
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happy001
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This is one of today's offerings from a daft bint on FB.
Tegan can send emails ..... To Daddy and Mummy Only so pleased to open emails and find this Better than asking Daddy to bring her a drink !!!!
I despair. I did ask her once if English was her second language, I then had to explain what I meant only to be told that I had insulted her and that English was her first language. noooo:
When I say 'language' I use the term very very loosely.
Do I take it that until recently, her hands had been used for walking rather than typing?
I believe so DS and she has a brat. It is scary.
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This is one of today's offerings from a daft bint on FB.
Tegan can send emails ..... To Daddy and Mummy Only so pleased to open emails and find this Better than asking Daddy to bring her a drink !!!!
I despair. I did ask her once if English was her second language, I then had to explain what I meant only to be told that I had insulted her and that English was her first language. noooo:
When I say 'language' I use the term very very loosely.
You just can't believe what schools are producing today.... noooo: noooo: noooo:
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This is one of the delightful Hayley's words of wisdom today....
What is it with some people THEY are in a shitty mood yet they feel the need to attack you and ignore you and chat behind your back . Enough is enough Facebook is NOT about having lots of friends its about have the RIGHT friends so if you can't see this then GOOD I'm not going to be the one that gets slated and ignored due to your shitty angry comments due to your lack of understanding ANYONE that knows me when I have something mean to say I say it so Fuckety Fuckety you You have been deleted
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