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Title: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Bar Wench on April 01, 2013, 02:41:17 PM
I just received one saying I've been posting smut here! Was it an attempt to smoke me out? ::)
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2013, 02:43:06 PM
I just received one saying I've been posting smut here! Was it an attempt to smoke me out? ::)

Wenchy!  cloud9:

Did you see the date on it like...?  whistle:

How are you?
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2013, 02:44:54 PM
You have about ten millionteen posts to catch up on....  noooo:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Bar Wench on April 01, 2013, 02:49:33 PM
Is there a digest version? redface:

Dates mean nothing to me! I am stuck in a perpetual Groundhog Day of shit and vomit! sick2:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2013, 02:51:07 PM
Is there a digest version? redface:

Dates mean nothing to me! I am stuck in a perpetual Groundhog Day of shit and vomit! sick2:

A babby!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Bar Wench on April 01, 2013, 02:53:45 PM
A not so little bundle of spew!! Remind me why I wanted one again ;)
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2013, 02:56:09 PM
A not so little bundle of spew!! Remind me why I wanted one again ;)

Search me... Shrugs:

How old is... um.... it now...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2013, 02:59:24 PM
Is there a digest version? redface:



Nick is Nick...  noooo:
Snoopy and Miss C are poorly...
Miss D is loved up (but his ex is a bunny boiler)
Everybody else is the same
We have some delightful new members

OK?
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Bar Wench on April 01, 2013, 03:01:22 PM
1) say no more
2) oh dear
3) thread?
4) as expected
5)  eeek:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2013, 03:04:42 PM
I just received one saying I've been posting smut here! Was it an attempt to smoke me out? ::)

Maybe we'll all get such missives as it's a safe assumption most of us have posted smut or innuendo.

Anyway good to hear of you again Wenchy/H.  Yes I am that other Steve
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2013, 03:42:55 PM
1) say no more
2) oh dear
3) thread?
4) as expected
5)  eeek:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11401.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=11401.0)
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2013, 03:44:29 PM
I just received one saying I've been posting smut here! Was it an attempt to smoke me out? ::)

Maybe we'll all get such missives as it's a safe assumption most of us have posted smut or innuendo.

Anyway good to hear of you again Wenchy/H.  Yes I am that other Steve

Not me ......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2013, 08:52:34 PM
I just received one saying I've been posting smut here! Was it an attempt to smoke me out? ::)

Maybe we'll all get such missives as it's a safe assumption most of us have posted smut or innuendo.

Anyway good to hear of you again Wenchy/H.  Yes I am that other Steve

Not me ......... :thumbsup:

Pull the other one Apey, next you will be telling us BM has a full head of hair  lol:

Its good to see you back again Wenchy,
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2013, 11:15:10 PM
Dates mean nothing to me! I am stuck in a perpetual Groundhog Day of shit and vomit! sick2:

Give it 30 years and you will wonder what all the fuss was about :thumbsup:

Nice to see you anyway young Wenchy, I hope all else is well with you and yours?
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: GROWLER on April 01, 2013, 11:24:16 PM
Dates mean nothing to me! I am stuck in a perpetual Groundhog Day of shit and vomit! sick2:

Give it 30 years and you will wonder what all the fuss was about :thumbsup:

Nice to see you anyway young Wenchy, I hope all else is well with you and yours?

Would it be ok with you if I repeat that to meself constantly, even in me sleep like please? whistle:

Meanwhile............WENCHY!!! cloud9:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 01, 2013, 11:26:28 PM
In a word BM -


FUCK OFF! Just because it's April Fool's Day . . . .

If I want to post offensive material I fucking well will. Niggers, spics and dagos excepted together with mother-fucking paedophiles!

OK?

Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2013, 11:31:43 PM
^   eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2013, 11:33:21 PM
see none of that from A PC......... ;D
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: GROWLER on April 01, 2013, 11:36:56 PM
In a word BM -


FUCK OFF! Just because it's April Fool's Day . . . .

If I want to post offensive material I fucking well will. Niggers, spics and dagos excepted together with mother-fucking paedophiles!

OK?

 eeek: Shocked: eeek:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2013, 12:29:36 AM
In a word BM -


FUCK OFF! Just because it's April Fool's Day . . . .

If I want to post offensive material I fucking well will. Niggers, spics and dagos excepted together with mother-fucking paedophiles!

OK?

I have to admit' given I can be a short tempered bugger when I can't sleep I came close to having a similar reaction this morning.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Unsolicited Emails of a Rude Nature
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2013, 05:30:39 AM
In a word BM -


FUCK OFF! Just because it's April Fool's Day . . . .

If I want to post offensive material I fucking well will. Niggers, spics and dagos excepted together with mother-fucking paedophiles!

OK?

happy001