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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Steve on April 01, 2013, 10:36:47 AM
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So Apey seems to have fallen for the new Twiglets recipe line
Nick failed with the Miss D line
Any others?
Wider on the web (http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/)
IMHO
Quite liked the google treasure map,
The Google Nose search engine was just silly
Guardian Goggles - nah
wot others?
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whistle:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Even Dippy logged-in! eeek:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
did he?
You suused it out though? whistle:
Didn't even realise it was April 1st tbh, which therefore played right into his hands.
I had a right owld snarl at him, which I regretted shortly after, especially as he just responded with a "okay".
I was upset and angry for the seemingly unjustification of the message, all rolled into one, great furry oaf. ;)
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Even Dippy logged-in! eeek:
Was it just me that responded angrily? redface:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Even Dippy logged-in! eeek:
Was it just me that responded angrily? redface:
No, you and grumpmeister.... whistle:
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Oh good. angel1
Feel betterer now that i know I'm not the only 'ot 'ed in here then. whistle:
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The best response was (predictably) from Mr. Darwin...
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Regards,
The The Virtual Pub Team.
April 1st 2013
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Finger:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Ahem!
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Ahem!
Didn't you get it...? rubschin:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Ahem!
Didn't you get it...? rubschin:
I see. Bloody favouritism in here now too ey? evil:
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. .I sent it to everybody! redface:
Ahem!
Didn't you get it...? rubschin:
Well seeing as seems you didn't send it what do you think?
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
did he?
You suused it out though? whistle:
Didn't even realise it was April 1st tbh, which therefore played right into his hands.
I had a right owld snarl at him, which I regretted shortly after, especially as he just responded with a "okay".
I was upset and angry for the seemingly unjustification of the message, all rolled into one, great furry oaf. ;)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
He even PMd me asking me to intercede happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
did he?
You suused it out though? whistle:
Didn't even realise it was April 1st tbh, which therefore played right into his hands.
I had a right owld snarl at him, which I regretted shortly after, especially as he just responded with a "okay".
I was upset and angry for the seemingly unjustification of the message, all rolled into one, great furry oaf. ;)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
He even PMd me asking me to intercede happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
lol: lol: lol:
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I didn't get one cussing:
But TBH, I'd have just deleted like all the other feckers you keep sending me whistle:
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I didn't get one cussing:
But TBH, I'd have just deleted like all the other feckers you keep sending me whistle:
We are a unique club then JOM
The "Beyond the wit of fat fingers to get a to list right club"
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I didn't get one cussing:
But TBH, I'd have just deleted like all the other feckers you keep sending me whistle:
evil:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
did he?
You suused it out though? whistle:
Didn't even realise it was April 1st tbh, which therefore played right into his hands.
I had a right owld snarl at him, which I regretted shortly after, especially as he just responded with a "okay".
I was upset and angry for the seemingly unjustification of the message, all rolled into one, great furry oaf. ;)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
He even PMd me asking me to intercede happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Yes, ok ok ok ok ok, I know NOW! Banghead
I wasn't exactly in the right frame of mind for jokes yesterday morning, and that's putting it mildly.
I was totally goosed, cabbaged and ballooned 'ed, and all bleary eyed, after having to endure a barrage of text messages until 02.00 from G Jnr/Snr's g.f ffs. evil:
I held me paws up and admitted my mistake, and graciously apologised 'to all concerned cus i WAS wrong, as I always admit when that's the case, and stitched up like a great big smelly owld kipper. redface: redface: redface:
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Why does my pooter show that as being posted at 9.39? rubschin:
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Why does my pooter show that as being posted at 9.39? rubschin:
Mine doesn't ..... perhaps you should give thought to changing how you view the VP time.
Go into your profile and adjust the clock setting.
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Why does my pooter show that as being posted at 9.39? rubschin:
I didn't. i think it was earlier than that.
I'm still in an haze and still very embarrased, so lay off me. sad32:
I don't remember ever feeling so fraught and wound up.
Just about to enter into the 'twighlight zone' of texting again to see how things are this morning. scared2:
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Well, I blame Growler angel1
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Even Dippy logged-in! eeek:
Was it just me that responded angrily? redface:
No, you and grumpmeister.... whistle:
Angrily? All I did was ask what I had posted that was deemed offensive. noooo:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Even Dippy logged-in! eeek:
Was it just me that responded angrily? redface:
No, you and grumpmeister.... whistle:
Angrily? All I did was ask what I had posted that was deemed offensive. noooo:
yea, that's all i asked, roughly speaking like. angel1
Meanwhile, wish i hadn't bothered texting now. ::)
He's seemingly bullshitted his way back into her good books.
I've warned her, but she's seemingly not listening, and I've been told to keep me gob shut...again. evil:
Funny how you get all these apologies and pleadings of deep sorrow and misunderstanding when you've been cuaght out, in'it? whistle:
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So you fell for it then
So this years April's fools were Growler, Grumpmeister, Wenchy, Nick and Apey
Expect more letters from Nigerian scammers, they do like to target better prospects
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*rings bell* Bridge for sale! *rings bell* Bridge for sale! whistle:
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*rings bell* Bridge for sale! *rings bell* Bridge for sale! whistle:
Sends out prospectuses for Cyprus banks .........more like.......
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Hve you flogged Foggy? I miss her sad24:
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Hve you flogged Foggy? I miss her sad24:
sex014
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Well that too ::), she needs discipline
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eeek:
I'm here like.
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eeek:
I'm here like.
cloud9:
How is your phlegm?
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FOGGY cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: NickSick
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cloud9: I missed you too.
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Foggy luvs me cloud9:. On my way :dogrun: :dogrun: :dogrun: :dogrun: :dogrun: :dogrun:
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I'll open another bottle :thumbsup:
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Got me you bastard! point:
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Got me you bastard! point:
*snigger*
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Even Dippy logged-in! eeek:
I never got one. sad24:
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whistle:
Indeed, but i did apologise for going off on one at you. angel1
Had the desired effect though ey, and apart from it being 1/4, you couldn't actually have chosen a better day to catch me off me guard. redface:
Most embarrasing....for me. redface:
The b*gger tried it on me too evil:
I sent it to everybody! redface:
Even Dippy logged-in! eeek:
I never got one. sad24:
Steve, our club is now three strong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Nope. Foggy is blaming Apey. noooo:
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Steve, our club is now three strong :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: indeed. We are a select group, special like. The ones BM knew would see through his jape. We are the Not totally Gullible Gang: JOM, Misty and Steve
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I don't know why it didn't send it to everybody TBH... redface:
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I never got one either !
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me neither
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Next year perhaps.... whistle: