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Title: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2013, 06:03:51 PM: Can someone get the next round of CDB on the road soon PLEASE cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 06:08:08 PM: Zactly......... cussing:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:28:28 PM: How old is he like...? rubschin:

Before I print the cards out.... whistle:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 06:29:14 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:28:28 PM
How old is he like...? rubschin:

Before I print the cards out.... whistle:

noooo:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 06:29:53 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:28:28 PM
How old is he like...? rubschin:

Before I print the cards out.... whistle:

FIX............ cussing:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:31:00 PM: Wha...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 06:32:13 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:31:00 PM
Wha...? Shrugs:

Where is Miss T voddy......... evil:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2013, 06:32:48 PM: 94 ... and he was on my last card sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 06:33:10 PM: Can I put me claim in for Rolf Harris as me joker like
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 06:52:13 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 06:33:10 PM
Can I put me claim in for Rolf Harris as me joker like

The bar that Foggy opened up, last summer like, was owned by a chap who has a demented son who looks like Mr Harris......he is quite youngish and prolly will not die too soon. Pick someone else as I can see Padlock Pockets posting a picture with the latest version of The Sun in front of the window licker and you getting quite upset after reading the official obituary and not possibly winning like. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 08:29:57 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 06:32:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:31:00 PM
Wha...? Shrugs:

Where is Miss T voddy......... evil:

I drank it.... redface:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 08:43:58 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 06:32:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 06:31:00 PM
Wha...? Shrugs:

Where is Miss T voddy......... evil:

I drank it.... redface:

You are in trouble...... scared2:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 08:58:16 PM: I was interested that this morning the BBC Today Programme thought it necessary, following the report that Mandela was frail and in hospital, to tell their listeners that Nelson Mandela served 28 years in prison and then became President of South Africa ....... Do they really think there is anyone listening who doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is? Banghead
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:03:04 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 08:58:16 PM
I was interested that this morning the BBC Today Programme thought it necessary, following the report that Mandela was frail and in hospital, to tell their listeners that Nelson Mandela served 28 years in prison and then became President of South Africa ....... Do they really think there is anyone listening who doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is? Banghead

Serious answer .......Yes .........has he been on the x-factor/big brother .. rubschin: people are mongs.........
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 09:04:56 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:03:04 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 08:58:16 PM
I was interested that this morning the BBC Today Programme thought it necessary, following the report that Mandela was frail and in hospital, to tell their listeners that Nelson Mandela served 28 years in prison and then became President of South Africa ....... Do they really think there is anyone listening who doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is? Banghead

Serious answer .......Yes .........has he been on the x-factor/big brother .. rubschin: people are mongs.........

Suggest re-read of my post to identify the likely listening audience of the programme referred to. Banghead
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:06:40 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 09:04:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:03:04 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 08:58:16 PM
I was interested that this morning the BBC Today Programme thought it necessary, following the report that Mandela was frail and in hospital, to tell their listeners that Nelson Mandela served 28 years in prison and then became President of South Africa ....... Do they really think there is anyone listening who doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is? Banghead

Serious answer .......Yes .........has he been on the x-factor/big brother .. rubschin: people are mongs.........

Suggest re-read of my post to identify the likely listening audience of the programme referred to. Banghead

Sorry , but I think they have to cover all bases ...........esp if they are "going forward".......
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:08:51 PM: I have met tourists who were shocked that Cyprus was an Island ...they said we thought you were part of europe....... Banghead
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 09:10:43 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:08:51 PM
I have met tourists who were shocked that Cyprus was an Island ...they said we thought you were part of europe....... Banghead

These will be the same eejits who ask what Tube line runs to Wales then Banghead
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:15:18 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:08:51 PM
I have met tourists who were shocked that Cyprus was an Island ...they said we thought you were part of europe....... Banghead

These will be the same eejits who ask what Tube line runs to Wales then Banghead

The same families who all sit together .......but are all on electronic devices .......one a phone . i-pad etc and do not talk to each other .......... cussing:

If I have a mircophone they normally leave ...... rubschin:

whistle:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 09:18:06 PM: The Warnocks have much to answer for. cussing:

Nick will explain.
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 09:19:39 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 09:18:06 PM
The Warnocks have much to answer for. cussing:

Nick will explain.

The footy player ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2013, 09:50:05 PM: Mary and Geoffrey ::)
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 08:43:22 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 06:33:10 PM
Can I put me claim in for Rolf Harris as me joker like

whistle: I heard a whisper a few weeks back that he admitted himself into a well known establishment on the day Davidson was arrested like (http://inagist.com/all/317432113924296704/) whistle: [taps side of nose Barman stylee]
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 02:04:07 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 08:43:22 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 06:33:10 PM
Can I put me claim in for Rolf Harris as me joker like

whistle: I heard a whisper a few weeks back that he admitted himself into a well known establishment on the day Davidson was arrested like (http://inagist.com/all/317432113924296704/) whistle: [taps side of nose Barman stylee]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4865561/Jimmy-Savile-abuse-probe-cops-arrest-82-year-old-man.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4865561/Jimmy-Savile-abuse-probe-cops-arrest-82-year-old-man.html) whistle:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 02:10:01 PM: All those people who paid a fortune for one of his paintings will be shitting themselves
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 29, 2013, 04:47:06 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2F5etzbn9sr%2Fjimmy_savile_1698788a.jpg&hash=2ff086c6a801f2fab633aa68d904df4db31fbddb) (http://postimg.org/image/5etzbn9sr/)
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Christ on a bike, would you let this man anywhere near a child of yours no matter what sex the child?
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2013, 07:48:44 AM: Exclusive Footage: Rolf Harris Being Taken into Custody ;) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbr-BRSq4nE#ws)
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 07:59:18 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 30, 2013, 07:48:44 AM
Exclusive Footage: Rolf Harris Being Taken into Custody ;) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbr-BRSq4nE#ws)

happy001
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 30, 2013, 08:16:55 AM: lol:
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2013, 09:48:33 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 08:58:16 PM
I was interested that this morning the BBC Today Programme thought it necessary, following the report that Mandela was frail and in hospital, to tell their listeners that Nelson Mandela served 28 years in prison and then became President of South Africa ....... Do they really think there is anyone listening who doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is? Banghead

I always assumed he was a council house builder.

Every big city seems to have streets on sink estates named after him.
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 09:49:42 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2013, 09:48:33 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2013, 08:58:16 PM
I was interested that this morning the BBC Today Programme thought it necessary, following the report that Mandela was frail and in hospital, to tell their listeners that Nelson Mandela served 28 years in prison and then became President of South Africa ....... Do they really think there is anyone listening who doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is? Banghead

I always assumed he was a council house builder.

Every big city seems to have streets on sink estates named after him.
drumroll:

happy001
Title: Re: Nelson Mandela is "very frail"
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2013, 01:38:33 PM: I wonder how many tribute songs are/have been written......... noooo: