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Title: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 08:43:51 PM: My nephew e mails me. He lives in California evil:. He has a new job evil:. It's with a marketing agency that looks after celebs when they bring out fashion lines, perfumes and such. ::)

He will be looking after Gwyneth Paltrow and Anna Kournikova. NickSick

He is seeing "Gwyneth " tomorrow Banghead
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 08:45:58 PM: Now HE had a better plan......... whistle:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 08:46:41 PM: How old is she...? rubschin:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 08:53:12 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2013, 08:46:41 PM
How old is she...? rubschin:

Old enough. eyes:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 08:57:19 PM: 40 ~ she'll eat Nick's nephew for breakfast.
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 08:59:06 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 08:57:19 PM
40 ~ she'll eat Nick's nephew for breakfast.

Lucky chap. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 09:00:21 PM: He's 50 ::)
He also has 7 kids eeek:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 09:05:07 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 09:00:21 PM
He's 50 ::)
He also has 7 kids eeek:

Not her type then.
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 09:05:25 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 08:43:51 PM
My nephew e mails me. He lives in California evil:. He has a new job evil:. It's with a marketing agency that looks after celebs when they bring out fashion lines, perfumes and such. ::)

He will be looking after Gwyneth Paltrow and Anna Kournikova. NickSick

He is seeing "Gwyneth " tomorrow Banghead

Who? confused:

Never 'eard of either of 'em, and care even less tbqatth. Shrugs:
Probably just a pair of grossly over rated bimbos? ::)
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 09:06:25 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 09:05:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 08:43:51 PM
My nephew e mails me. He lives in California evil:. He has a new job evil:. It's with a marketing agency that looks after celebs when they bring out fashion lines, perfumes and such. ::)

He will be looking after Gwyneth Paltrow and Anna Kournikova. NickSick

He is seeing "Gwyneth " tomorrow Banghead

Who? confused:

Never 'eard of either of 'em, and care even less tbqatth. Shrugs:
Probably just a pair of grossly over rated bimbos? ::)

He just wants pics ..... whistle:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 09:08:49 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 09:05:25 PM
Probably just a pair of grossly over rated bimbos? ::)

Wrong Growler ~ seriously yummy. You wouldn't kick either out of your nest.
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 09:09:33 PM: I think the company looks after Kylie too whistle:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 09:10:05 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 09:08:49 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 09:05:25 PM
Probably just a pair of grossly over rated bimbos? ::)

Wrong Growler ~ seriously yummy. You wouldn't kick either out of your nest.

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 09:11:41 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 09:09:33 PM
I think the company looks after Kylie too whistle:

One of their smaller accounts presumably.
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 09:12:26 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 09:11:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 09:09:33 PM
I think the company looks after Kylie too whistle:

One of their smaller accounts presumably.

drumroll:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Just One More on March 24, 2013, 10:23:18 PM: I thought this was gonna be about the Danish Pastry Chef noooo:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 10:37:06 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 24, 2013, 10:23:18 PM
I thought this was gonna be about the Danish Pastry Chef noooo:

drumroll: but think he was Austrian......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Just One More on March 24, 2013, 10:54:28 PM: Australian apparently, but you were closer :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2013, 12:32:56 AM: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2299069/Anything-Rachel-Zoe--Now-Gwyneth-Paltrow-announces-plan-open-blow-dry-bar-personal-trainer-Tracy-Anderson.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2299069/Anything-Rachel-Zoe--Now-Gwyneth-Paltrow-announces-plan-open-blow-dry-bar-personal-trainer-Tracy-Anderson.html)

rubschin:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2013, 04:25:34 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2013, 12:32:56 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2299069/Anything-Rachel-Zoe--Now-Gwyneth-Paltrow-announces-plan-open-blow-dry-bar-personal-trainer-Tracy-Anderson.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2299069/Anything-Rachel-Zoe--Now-Gwyneth-Paltrow-announces-plan-open-blow-dry-bar-personal-trainer-Tracy-Anderson.html)

rubschin:

I thought it was going to be about one of those places Bangcock Dick talks about. redface:
Title: Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2013, 04:36:13 PM: ;D ;D ;D